/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OUT OUT OUT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
>Putin reacts to comey's firing 5/10/17
youtu.be/9aaKHRwCJ_0
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtube.com/watch?v=seHh6afme08
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862460991451344896
thehill.com/policy/national-security/332827-cia-establishes-mission-center-focused-on-north-korea
yahoo.com/news/china-provoking-north-korea-u-182704123.html
sputniknews.com/asia/201705101053478376-DPRK-reveals-Seoul-THAAD-deployment/
upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/05/10/New-South-Korea-President-Moon-Jae-in-reaffirms-US-alliance/3371494430229/
sputniknews.com/military/201705101053478002-us-military-presence-drills/
arabnews.com/node/1097651/world
japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/05/11/world/u-s-may-briefly-deploy-patriot-missiles-lithuania-amid-russia-threat/#.WROse-WGPIU
nationalinterest.org/blog/iran-may-be-shielding-missile-program-under-the-guise-20599
washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/turkey-threatens-military-action-against-us-allied-syrian-kurdish-fighters/2017/05/10/3936260c-3595-11e7-ab03-aa29f656f13e_story.html
presstv.ir/Detail/2017/05/10/521403/Syria-Tabqa-Daesh-SDF-Raqqah
businessinsider.com/the-us-militarys-special-ops-new-strategy-is-working-in-iraq-syria-2017-5
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

awoo

>tfw Trump isn't going to let these rat-faced Democrats get away from their past statements

That was a close one.

AWOO~

THIS IS THE REAL THREAD

use this first
then recycle the one you are in

Tucker:

youtube.com/watch?v=seHh6afme08

youtube.com/watch?v=seHh6afme08

youtube.com/watch?v=seHh6afme08

Thanks for non-shill thread.

THE TWEET FROM DON IS UNBELIVABLE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 100% better if it had curb theme at the end

Nixon did nothing wrong.

>he doesn't know about IDs

>when they hit you
>you have to hit them back
>ten times harder than they hit you
>you have to hit back
they gon die

fuck yes

You bought my book that came out yesterday, didn't you user?

FAKE NEWS DESU!

>TRUMP USED JOE'S OWN WORDS AGAINST HIM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU JOE AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The bantz. All they can do is REEEEEEEEEEEE

This "no one bakes til after 320" stuff is getting old. Do I just copy the OP text and link the previous thread at the end? Because I'm quite tired of seeing things like that.

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If the West was a kindergarten class full of children, how would Sweden be like?

AWOO~

TUCC DESTROYING DROOLING BRAINDEAD MONGOLOID MAXINE WATERS

I hate you.

No, really, I fucking hate you.

You're the morbidly obese white trash I see in the background of any Trump rally.

You're the gross rapist who society defends while they applaud the murder of black men and the terrorizing of PoC communities by the police.

You're the common psycho who is responsible for bullying millions of LGBTQ+ individuals into suicide and despair.

You're the dejected nerd without a life who spends all his time spreading propaganda about Muslims, feminists, minorities and anyone who doesn't share the same rung in society you managed to screw up.

Seriously, if any of my black friends or brown friends or female friends were able to magically transform themselves to look like you, they would probably advance so far in a month than you have in your entire fucking life.

I was looking forward to seeing you all whine after Trump was jailed for Russian collusion, like the entitled manbabies you are. Seriously, I had the misfortune of babysitting two white toddlers once, when the President wasn't a racist rapist walking example of white privilege, and I couldn't help but relish that they wouldn't grow up in a world where they could be another Trump, but that hope is gone.

You can topple every statue of MLK and replace it with Putin. I don't care anymore. This country is dead to me. Because of people like you who should die in a fucking fire.

The new Trump tweet goes hard!
Drain the swamp!

No, use the pastebin.

>The Democrats should be ashamed
>includes a clip of Joe

>auntie Maxine

That's racist.

FEELS
FUCKING
GOOD
LAD

Ohhhhh close

Get the FUCK out.

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Tucc killing James Brown

Do you get off on insults?

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Someone post the tweet!!!

Awoo

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Tucker going in balls deep.

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Anyone have the Mein Kampf 'arguing with a Jew' copypasta?

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i can already see the embed embed

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862460991451344896

Alright gotcha. If things look bad like that again I'll attempt to bake.

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Fuck niggers! God I fucking hate niggers!

>You're the common psycho who is responsible for bullying millions of LGBTQ+ individuals into suicide and despair.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862460991451344896
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862460991451344896

>when the jovial fanfare kicks in

I usually enjoy Yahtzee's videos, but his joke about transgender people really ****ing bothered me.

Why? Because my girlfriend is trans.

I've told her how much I love her on many occasions. I had to have an honest heart-to-heart with myself, because I want to have sex with her and make her happy, but it will be a while before she can have her surgery (she wants everything, the HRT therapy and the SRS surgery).

So yeah, I decided that right now, her penis is part of who she is, and I want to make her happy. So yes, I would be willing to do that for her.

Obviously, I would prefer vaginal sex (I mean hell, she told me she not only wants a vagina for herself, but because she wants to "ride me so ****ing badly", which made me blush). But it's funny... I don't like dudes. I like women. And even though my girlfriend wasn't born one, I see her as one, because she acts like one and sees herself as one.

So, I look at it like I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis. =)

Now, none of this has happened yet, because we are also long distance, so we have only talked over the Internet. But holy hell, every time I talk to her I get that warm tingly love feeling. Not just sexually aroused... it's more than that.

So yeah, I know this is the Escapist, and I know people will come out and call me gay for wanting to make my girlfriend happy because I love her. Don't care. I just wanted to say why Yahtzee's joke upset me. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the nuclear codes!

Yeah but make sure to delete all the extra 'embeds' first

Why the fuck did you split?

Quick proxies ayy

You got this from that faggot on twitter kek

Also

MUH HARRY POTTER
MUH STAR WARS

Wow this is an insanely heavily shilled general thread


Shareblue don't you have something better to do or are you THIS irrelevant and incompetent?

This one?

really makes you think

Leaf is the splitter you dumb fuck

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Not so fast Joe I noticed the pastebin 2nd line from the bottom. I shall do so if no one else does.

Is it true the Dems will win big in Congress is 2018? What can the GOP accomplish to make sure people are happy to vote Trump and give him that supermajority?

OOOGA BOOGA BLACK LIVES MATTER

You now remember "Fake News" was a term made up by the Left to discredit conservative news outlets.

Just announce it first and check before hitting post if anyone else has baked without announcing

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>REPOSTING IN REAL THREAD
REPOSTING IN THE REAL THREAD

>CIA establishes mission center focused on North Korea
thehill.com/policy/national-security/332827-cia-establishes-mission-center-focused-on-north-korea

>Is China Provoking North Korea, U.S.? New Missile Tested Near Peninsula
yahoo.com/news/china-provoking-north-korea-u-182704123.html

>North Korea Taunts Seoul With ‘Satellite Photos’ of THAAD
sputniknews.com/asia/201705101053478376-DPRK-reveals-Seoul-THAAD-deployment/

>New South Korea President Moon Jae-in reaffirms U.S. alliance
upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/05/10/New-South-Korea-President-Moon-Jae-in-reaffirms-US-alliance/3371494430229/

>US to Expand Military Presence in Baltics to Monitor Russian Zapad-2017 Drills
sputniknews.com/military/201705101053478002-us-military-presence-drills/

>Mattis criticizes Russian build-up near Baltic states
arabnews.com/node/1097651/world

>U.S. may briefly deploy Patriot missiles to Lithuania amid Russia threat
japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/05/11/world/u-s-may-briefly-deploy-patriot-missiles-lithuania-amid-russia-threat/#.WROse-WGPIU

>Iran May Be Shielding Missile Program Under The Guise Of Satellite Launches
nationalinterest.org/blog/iran-may-be-shielding-missile-program-under-the-guise-20599

>Turkey threatens military action against U.S.-allied Syrian Kurdish fighters
washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/turkey-threatens-military-action-against-us-allied-syrian-kurdish-fighters/2017/05/10/3936260c-3595-11e7-ab03-aa29f656f13e_story.html

>US-backed SDF recaptures Tabqa near Raqqah from Daesh
presstv.ir/Detail/2017/05/10/521403/Syria-Tabqa-Daesh-SDF-Raqqah

>The US military's special ops has slowly fallen back to its roots — and it's paying off in Iraq and Syria
businessinsider.com/the-us-militarys-special-ops-new-strategy-is-working-in-iraq-syria-2017-5

Aye... and the # graphic at the end is a nice touch.

This bitch is suffering from a serious case of cognitive dissonance.

>FGOSMOLD XCRUMPSA DAMN YOU TO HELL

I swear I've heard this bitch's talking points before.

>i almost called them protests, but they're rallies
I swear I heard that before lads.

How is it possible? I didnt do that.

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I will. If no one else does and we have the 4th thread in a row of no one baking til post 320 I'll announce and bake.

>This country is dead to me
When wasn't it dead to you, you Marxist faggot

Trump is on so many levels of shitposting, it's amazing.

I wonder if people would even understand the nuance of that in the future

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holy shit Tucker is steaming the hell up

>I'm not a liberal I believe in free speech, which is why I'm free to say you nogs need to be sent back to Africa
TUCKER NO

Apparently the other is a shill thread, oh well.

Anyway Awoo drops at 8pm EST tomorrow together with Deportation squads and some other cash.

this fucking sheboon

Is this nigger braindead?

TUCKER GOT BTFO

TUCCED!

Nani?

Until we culturally appropriated it.and used it for the good.

Is he still triggered by being called fake news or has he accepted his fate?

This nigress is insufferably retarded.

I kind of like this one

How much total w/shipping to US?

This nigger is a super retard

Kek'd out loud

She's doing a pretty good job DESU

>all these nobodies who get verified

They're spazzing the fuck out over his tweets

Oh this woman agrees that Jeff Session is racist

rofl

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Satanists love their up is down and down is up. Even a fucking nigger can get it.

Don't these niggers also say Trump is bringing back segregation? Fuck niggers.

This nigger talks slow and is womansplaning to tucker!!! SEXISM!!!!!

>Maxine Waters is the epitome of black people
wtf I'm racist now