Please don't clap

>Please don't clap

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>accidentally forming your own opinion before your master tells you what to think
How embarrassing

Americans are so thick they need the man on the telly to tell them what to think.

>CUT! CUT!
>I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK YET

Better than having a woman do it.

With the way Trump's going you might as well have Hillary in charge.

Is Colbert the new Molymeme

Do you want to know what the Matrix is, Neo? It's a system of control. A web spun by Governments, religious leaders, the news and media, entertainers and celebrities, and the unaware sleeping masses. It is the perfect system of control, but one which you can learn to navigate and even rise above. All you have to do is..

Wake up, Neo.

Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!! ....

Wait wut?... oh

Uhh... Booooo!!!!!!!!!

" Trey Gowdy" Booooooooo!!!!!

Good lord, you can feel how low the IQ of this audience is.

WH-WHOA WHOA, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME TRUMP FANS IN THE AUDIENCE
>*audience immediately is paralyzed with fear, did they just act like a trump supporter?*
TRUMP IS BAD, EVERYTHING HE DOES IS BAD!
>*audience resumes cheering, hoping that Colbert will be proud*
YES, YES, GOOD!
>*audience cheers in relief*

with all these triggered lefty faggots melting down, it brings tears of joy to have voted for Trump. He's already secured my vote for 2020.

Is Colbert a pedo?

Says the country with state-run media.

>No rationale has been given yet as to why.
For the same reason lefties were yelling weeks ago:

Comey is a partisan snake. Also he lied under oath about Huma Abedin to Congress. You can't have the "federal police" chief be a lying snake.

HOW DARE YOU
I TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK
I'M THE BIG GUY, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

No, just a faggot who hides behind "calm down bro it was just satire" while actually being one of Podesta's many Arms of Propaganda.

He certainly looks like one
And that's why we voted remain right champ?

>That Donald Trump impression
The asshurt has officially gone nuclear.

Brtifags BTFO

If you want to know how cancerous the world has gotten, look no further than late night comedy shows.

Remember the part in 1984 where the speaker changes who they are at war with mid-speech?

Dancing on the tune like well programmed robots.

With how happy he looks with Skippy here the question can be asked.

Nice

kek, I've seen like 90 different "Comey needs to be fired" from last October paired up with "Trump shouldn't have fired Comey" posts from yesterday.

He's a Catholic, so yes

SHUT IT DOWN!

He looks like a pedo to me

is colbert gay ?

seems like from the emails there was a network of these gay dudes in dc and around that would fuck each other and fuck kids.

Cognitive dissonance at its best.

Digits confirm pedo

God we are in a dystopia but we dont get any space shit to go along with it

rip everything

really activates the almonds

youtube.com/watch?v=MaupkJPw8wE

lollllllllllllllll

post it

What. Which emails were those??? They were fucking each other too? Geez, this shit is crazy!

POST IT

Daily Dose:

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Yeah this. Same with Stewart.
It's the height of intellectual dishonesty.

>THESE COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS ARE CLAPPING WHEN I DIDN'T TELL THEM
>GET THE GUARDS

Aren't most late night talk shows not live? They do multiple takes all the time. Why not here?

There is zero chance that Colbert ISNT an occultist pedophile.

SHHHUUTTTT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID ORANGE COCK SUCKING TRUMPKEK NIGGER FAGGOT WHORE

THE SHOW IS PRE RECORDED YOU FUCKING LYING CUNT

IF THIS WAS A BIG DEAL, WHY WOULD THEY INCLUDE IT THE FINAL RELEASE STUPID FUCK.

GO BACK TO CHOKING THAT TINY ORANGE CUNT FOR YOUR TRANNY BLOATED WANNABE HITLER FAGGOT

Are you mentally challenged?

cuck

trumpcuck

Really gets my synapses firing

...

Are you the same person who was posting this this morning, or is this a new copypasta?
Genuinely curious.

WTF WHY DID IT CHANGE TRUMPKEK TO TRUMPKEK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU MODS

It's going to come out that Keith is borderline insane

The audience members have phones. Some shit is too public to cover up without adding fuel to the fire.

IT KEEPS CHANGING T R U M P C U C K to TRUMPKEK

FUCK IS THIS SHIT

GRONALDDDS BRUMMMMGHHH

How dumb will liberals be without Colbert?

holy shit i haven't seen Colbert in years but that was absolute trash, my god

your late night "humor" shows are just as retarded as this

well planned posts, is this your first time earning shekels?

We have always been at war with Oceania

>test post pls ignore

TRUMPKEK
>trumpcuck
TRUMPKUCK
>trumpkuck
TRUMPCKEK
>trumpccuck
TRUMPKUK
>trumpkuk

HILLARYKEK

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WTF IT ONLY CHANGES THE ALL CAPS ONES

THIS IS FUCKING CENSORSHIP

>Please don't clap
>never says please dont clap
what did he mean by this?

thats not what happened. the "we got alot of ___ fans here" jibe wasnt meant as a way to correct the audience or anything, it's a joke he does every single time the audience exhibits schadenfreude.

SEE? IT'S DOING IT TO YOU TOO

thank you for helping me to finally understand the phrase "sperging out"

PHONES ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE STUDIO YOU STUPID FUCK

>TRY AGAIN

no u

Was this monologue supposed to be funny?
It felt like something a third grader would write.
Basically:
>read the news
>repeat with a silly voice

This website is for adults. I have to ask that you cease posting until you're 18.

test
BILL C U C K
BILLPEDOPHILE

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TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE > ROLL IT REAL TIGHT > AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PROLAPSED ANUS YOU DONNY DICK FUCKING FAGGOT

Y'all are so fucking gullible you ate that shit up. That applause was planned as was Colbert's reaction. It was on purpose to shoot down all of the democrats "accidentally" cheering on the president.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>testing
KEK
>cuck

FRIGLINFD DGLUMPHFT

YOU HAVE ENTERED MY REALM DRUMPF

YOU ARE NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK

I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHAT TO THINK YET

>TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE
But I am an adult.

That probably sounded funnier in your head

CAN'T HIDE DRUMPFKINS

NEAAAHHHHHHH HOW DARE YOU INCOMPETANT PEONS DISOBEY YOUR MASSTTTERRRR

Ḋ̷͇̰̠̹̆́ͣͅĘ̳̯͙̮͊ͨ́̇͋͗͘H͓́͋̾̏̚͘͜͟U̡̪̖̙̦̰ͤ̽̃̏̑̕M͇͓͈̱͈͎̞͗̀A̮͈̝̦ͬ͐͌̐͒N̢̰͚̩̮̯͔̹͑͟͞ͅI̛̮͎̪̣̰͕͕̋̋̑̉̇͋͝͡S̴̢͈̮̖̼̟͙̻ͦͤ̈͌͆͋ͤẼ̴͚̜̰̭̌́ͅ ̶͍̔ͭ͒̿̾̾́ͫ͡Ÿ̴̦̳̘͍̺̮ͨͭ̋̋͟Ò̢̩͚̻̹͛͡U̷͉̫͓̿͜R̫͍͖̰̦̠̬ͭ͆̿̈ͤ̀͞͠S̰̺͇̱͕͖ͬͤ̓ͤͮͦ͌͋ͫ́͘͝E̵͓̻̭͈̔͜L̛̛̖̭̝͖͓̳ͫ̑̀̂̆F͚̦̣̬̹̂ͨ͢ ̷̴̩̪͂̓́Ä̸̧̨͍̬̦́͒̋͑͂ͨN̡̮̹̩̗̋̀͝D̛̫͇̖̱̱̯͑̓ͦ̉ ̶͖̃͗̏ͣ͟F̪̟̗͓͓̜̪̯̥̌͗̏͂͌Ą͙̟̫̮͛̊͋̀́C̦̻͇͓̤̳̃́̍̓ͪE̶͈͍̫̹̖̭͆͛͋ͯͬͮ͟͡ ̖̩̺ͮͧ̎͢Ț̸̸̟̗͂̽̌̉͒ͪ͡H͖̩̩͕̬̜̽͊ͦ̕͢E̪͖̱̓ͣ̾̿̚͡ ̛̙̤̥̩̩̦̔̏̓ͫͅC̢̻͕͔̳̤̠̳͕̔ͪͬ̚L̟͆̏͑͆͆̚͜͝A̜̬͋̌ͨͩ̇P̧̗̥͎̟̖͎̒̔ͤ̃͗P̴̳̪̝̿̏̊ͨ̕I͍ͬͤͮ̽͋̑̓̚͝N̶͉̺ͣ͆ͩ͐G̩̗̝͙͈̘̒ͤͭ͗

this stupid colbert meme is making me laugh, I hate it.

Not so funny now is it, funnyman?

GORBUS PUFF

wtf user burger?
Have Russell Crowe

That's a kitty.

THE GATES OF HELL HAVE OPENED GRUMPFT

:(

Giygas???

>D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF
>D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF
>D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF
>D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF

...

i fucking cant stand this cuck faggot

i love how each image of his face just gets more and more fucked up
how far can this meme go, its been billions of years

WHERES YOUR GOD?

RUFFINALD
*BBBBBBBAAAAAAAARRRRRPFT*

Include me in the screenie xD

>FCC IMPRISONING ME
>ALL THAT I SEE
>ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
>I CANNOT LAUGH
>I CANNOT JOKE
>CBS MY HOLD CELL

>BLOMPF
>HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
>TAKEN FREE SPEECH
>TAKEN MY RATINGS
>TAKEN MY CROWD
>TAKEN MY JON
>TAKEN MY SHOW
>LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!