FCC IMPRISONING ME

FCC IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE BLONGALF
I CANNOT LAUGH
I CANNOT JOKE
CBS MY HOLD CELL

BLOMPF
HAS TAKEN MY MONEY
TAKEN FREE SPEECH
TAKEN MY RATINGS
TAKEN MY CROWD
TAKEN MY JON
TAKEN MY SHOW
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!!!

hrrummp

*guitar*

Very funny *golf clap*.

At the same time, Flynn/Trump are Russian agents.

...

Didn't Trump winning save his ratings though?

0 proof

OH PLEASE GOD WAKE MEEEEEE

KAAAUUUNGEEELND
HRUUUMMMVD

BONGLADFFF ggGGRAMPFF!!

Sure thing Colbert

PMUUURRRTTT

GANDALLFF

So...Donald Trump huh

lol what a meme

>snickers and murmers escape the captive audience

Zomg, guise, blumpf iz teh hitlar! His mouth is cock holster! Lol fuck fags!

I SAID

SO... DONALD TRUMP HUH

MY DAY HAS ARRIVED. I AWAIT AT THE GAYTES OF LUCIFER Bтapвumpft.

[One guitar solo]/10

>crows explodes into laugher, several white males pass out

so...Apparently folks, the flight plans with the agency list me, my men and Dr. Pavel, but no cockholster, racist, fascist, fat cheeto called ZERKUMPFF

BANNMF?

What song is this parodying

??????????????/
metallica-one
cmon man

BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

YOURE A BIG GUYFFFT

darube sandstdorm

>crows explode into laughter, several white males pass out
>crows explode into laughter
>crows

Maximum kek.

BRRAAAMPFFFFFFFFFF?????

Where's the "trapped in myself" lyric?

sorry i just realized I fucked it up

>What song is this parodying

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRRUUUMPF
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRRUUUMPF
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRRUUUMPF
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DRUMPF DRUMPF

Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.

Did Colbert become the new Todd Howard?

SPUHNALD SCUMPFF!

Fucking gold.

NO ESCAPE
DROWNING IN REGRET
IT WAS STEWART'S FAULT
THAT FUCKING KIKE
THEY TRIED TO WARN ME
I DIDN'T LISTEN

IM-PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH DRUMPF
IM-PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH DRUMPF
IM-PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH DRUMPF
IM-PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH PEACH DRUUUMPF!

gj leaf

Is this picture just heavily edited, or did he actually make such a face (minus the red filter) on air? If so, sauce?

HOLD YOUR CLAPS
AS I WISH FOR REES
OH PLEASE FIRE
COMEY

USE MY ASS AS A COCK HAMMOCK

trump's a faggot sucks a cock
trump's a faggot sucks a cock
trump's a faggot sucks a cock
trump's a faggot sucks a.......

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKK

SUCKED OFF, WHAT FOR?
CAN'T CUM MUCH MORE
(here we go, here we go, ladies and gentleman so....)

ONE
DONALD FUCKIN TRUMP

TWO
DONALD FUKIN GLOMP

THREE
DONAHLD FOOKING ZLURMP

FOUR
DAHNAL FAGGA DIMP

ONE
VLADIMER FUCKING PUTIN

TWO
VLADEMER FUECKIN PEWTIN

THREE
VLADMEAR FOGGO POOTIN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

TRUMPS A FAGGOT SUCKS A COCK
TRUMPS A FAGGOT SUCKS A COCK
TRUMPS A FAGGOT SUCKS A COCK
TRUMPS A FAGGOT SUCKS A
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKK

Who has the gif/webm of this all shaking with quick cuts?

that low key pepe is genius.

Is this a joke? Or are you seriously not expecting that Trump will leave office within a year?

>implying that what's about to happen is a matter for comedians

More importantly, what a brutal truth for those who would commit treason.

hi ctr how the .02 cents?

toasting in quality bread

Curse you for abusing Drowning Pool in this manner. Curse you to HELLLLLLLLLL.

>SO SICK OF ALL THESE FAGGOT PERSECUTING ME, ITS LIKE YOU MAKE ONE FUCKING JOKE AND THESE CUM BATHERS TOTALLY BITCH OUT - SERIOUSLY, LIKE GO FUCK SOME MORE ASS, HOMOS, I HOPE YOUR DICK GETS FUCKING INFECTED AND CUT OFF. WE SHOULD HAVE THE FAGS LINED UP AND EXECUTED - JUST PUT A GUN IN A COCK HOLSTER AND THEY'LL EVEN LINE THEMSELVES UP! FOR FUCKS SAKE I'LL PULL THE TRIGGER ALL DAY IF I HAVE TO, THESE HOMO SHITS HAVE TO GO!

GROPELD GRAMPS!
BOLSTER MY COCK HOLSTER!
ON THE DOCKET IN MY COCK POCKET!

>tfw on Sup Forums but feels like Sup Forums

Honestly I'm pretty comfy.

So...

This is Colbert's last year on television.

Soros come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to NBC Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen cucks
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards.

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Alright Sup Forums has all the best memes.