I fucked my Representitive's Wife

Excuse my IP, I'm on vacation in Japan right now and thought now is a good time as ever to tell you all about how I fucked my representative's wife because he wouldn't return my calls.

In the months following Trump’s inauguration, I regularly called my representative to express my concerns about his voting record. I left voice messages and spoke directly with his staffers, but still nothing seemed to get through. Simply calling my representative was not enough, so I had to take drastic measures – I fucked his wife. It just seemed like the most effective way to get his attention, and I must say: It worked.
I had been friends with Melanie, the wife of my local representative, for years before we finally slept together. She would always flirt with me whenever we hung out, but I always refrained from making a move because that would be disrespectful to my representative and also to the institution of marriage.
However, the day before the House passed the American Health Care Act, I tried calling my representative hundreds of times. He needed to hear that he would lose his constituency should he vote in favor of replacing Obamacare with what is essentially a death warrant for the most vulnerable people in our country. But I couldn’t get through to him. His line was busy, and I got the sense that even if I did reach him, his conscience would not be moved.

So I did what any good citizen would do who wants to make a statement: I went ahead and fucked his wife just like we’d both wanted for years now.

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Anyway, we didn't just anywhere, obviously. I fucked her in their home, which happens to be in the 6th Congressional district of Louisiana – the same district of which I’m a constituent. It’s important to do your civic duty and act local, and that’s exactly what we did.
I never intended to be a homewrecker. But Melanie and I shared pretty intense chemistry for years, and when calling her husband wasn’t enough to make my presence known, I figured what the hell – participating in political life by the rules had failed me, so why not get creative? If Republicans can gerrymander districts, I can certainly fuck the shit out of this guy’s wife, right?
“I just want to let you know I’m not voting for you in the next election,” I told my representative the morning after, as I sat in his open-plan kitchen eating a bowl of Kix and wearing his wife’s shirt, “I hope you live a long life full of regret. Anyway, see you at the polls. Byeeee!”
Melanie learned a lot from that experience. And so did her husband.
I’m not sure my representative cared, because he still voted for the bill and also because he’d already been cheating on his wife every single time he went to D.C. But I don’t feel discouraged about the way things turned out. Every small thing we do to make our politicians notice us should be celebrated even if it doesn’t change everything. We can all make a little difference here and there. If that means fucking the shit out of your representative’s wife of 18 years, then don’t be afraid to take up the cause.

I really should have greentext this but I'm taking questions from all non-nazis and drumf supporters.

Fake and gay!

Did she cum?

Sad!

She faked her orgasm like the lowkey drumpf supporter that whore is

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Fake and gay. Do a little research before you bait. Sage in all fields.

How ycan you be best friends with your representative's wife but you can't even get to talk to him?

buy me ticket to japan pls I want to escape this hellhole

Did you do her doggy style?
Did she moan when you finished inside her?
Did she have any regret for cheating or did she do it like the dirty dog she is?

Thanks.

not even believably written. Fake and gay for sure.

Japan is so fucking comfy mate. Every time i'm there on business I wish we were able to have their policies over here.

The 6th Louisiana districts wife isn't even named Melanie

Fabricated and homosexual

Mmmmm bait

Is it true that If I have a degree I can meme myself to be an English teacher over there? I don't even want to move for the women or anything I just can't fucking stand it here anymore.

fake and gay

stupid proxy kikes

http:/ /reductress. com /post/calling-my-representative-wasnt-enough-so-i-fucked-his-wife/

I'll take things that didn't happen, for $800, Alex.

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Fucking larper

Do they have hookers? If so, how much are they? Thanks.

Yes degree means you can go as a 'Teaching English as a Foreign Language' Tutor. The companies who hire you should provide all the accommodation as well.
They do. You have to get Delivery health girls to confirm they see westerners and if you go to a parlour/soapland etc expect not to get in without a Japanese mate or if you can speak fluently. (best one would be to get to know the owner if a bar by accident, works wonders.)
How much to you want to pay is the answer.Pink bars for a blowjob are the cheap end, night at love hotels with JAV actress's are the high end. Soaplands are the bomb though. Especially if you can go out to them with some of the lads from your work.

I like to make up stories too.

nice, what field of work are you in to be going there on business every now and then?

There are times on Sup Forums where I wish there actually was moderation and people who proxypost stupid faggotry like this would get sent packing. I appreciate that this is le anonymity board and le free speech board but it seems like whenever I'm on Sup Forums it's about 2% discussion and 98% CTR/Shariablue/some faggot who doesn't even believe what he's saying making bait threads and it's always been like this.

Saved for research

Thats funny. Every time I hear japanese people talking about their lifestyle they describe hell on earth.

Fake news. Keep getting used to losing dipshit.
Besides to fuck someone, you would need a dick first nigger

Military/news photography

>implying a woman could ever have a real orgasm with a leftist

No pics. Stop role playing!

I actually live in the Louisiana 6th and voted for graves. He's alright desu.

reductress.com/post/calling-my-representative-wasnt-enough-so-i-fucked-his-wife/

Faggot just copy pasted this article Jesus. OP is fake and gay.

You are a horrible constituent, ruining a man's marriage. What you did should be considered blackmail. I really hope you get punished in end.