PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BORDER CLOSED EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
>Putin reacts to comey's firing 5/10/17
youtu.be/9aaKHRwCJ_0
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
>VP Pence Hosts Cinco De Mayo 5/4/17
youtu.be/_yAnV8cPi-A
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Use mine first

Recycle yours later

first for bundo

What a child, What will it take to impeach this Joke of a president ,Holy shit. Unpresidential, or might i say, 'unpresidented'?

Remember to recycle

Keep it bumped

FLURTUS

go to sleep desu.

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TelAvivTrump

Bump.

>tfw Ginsburg won't die for Trump's entire eight years

:(

check them

How does it feel that the GOP firm that the FBI is raiding has Ukranian/Russian ties?

They're coming for your prince.

AWOO~

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Stay alive little thread

recycling is for lefties

Bumperoni

Just a reminder that the madman did it again

THE BANTZ CONTINUES

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Really wishing I were American right now.

UP THEIR SLEEVES HAHAHAHAHA
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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>Laughing up their sleeves.
What does he mean by this?

SAVAGE

NO MERCY

NO SURVIVORS

Why crocs?

Trump is starting to not give a fuck...i am getting excited

next week's new yorker cover

SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE

Don't push your luck.

My sequential integers say otherwise.

PICTURE OF LAUGHING RUSSIAN SURFACES!!!!

holy fuck

Breaking news: Madman on the run, can he be stopped?

Confirmed casualties-The entirety of the democratic party, The local press, and Rosie O'Donnell

reporting you to the TV license police for treason right now

Holy shit

>laughing up their sleeves
what did he mean by this?

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lol, well he's not wrong, I told you fags the only ones getting played were Democucks because they're the ones so focused on all this shit they can't even come together and focus on real important issues

GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE IN OLD TRUMP STYLE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Race war with the Mexicans when?

Is Ivan laughing?

Is it possible anything could stop him at this point?

I had to look it up too. It means laughing in secret - as if you're laughing into your sleeve.

SHITPOSTER IN CHIEF

These people must have sad lives. I doubt they ever go outside.

Go on Sup Forums, how are you explaining drumpf firing the man who was investigating him?

Because from here it seems like ya boy fucked up

help me find her phylactery

Kill them all Don.

Being covertly amused.

DEFEND THIS DRUMPFKINS!

>TV license
Ah, so you're a commie then?

>There are people in this thread who have never heard the well known expression "laughing up their sleeves"

youtube.com/watch?v=fW6lnmx0ETw

FUCK ALL WHITES.

>LAUGHING
>UP
>THEIR
>SLEEVES

Scavino should start blocking these parasite accounts who try to use Trump's tweets to gain followers.

See this what do?

Salt delivery from Hilldawg's failed presidential team

Makes sense.

Laughing quietly to yourself

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>thinks Trump just made up the idiom
>didn't even bother checking first
kek, what a jackass

YOU ARE ARRESTED.

Just imagine being salty and bitchy enough to tweet a hundred times in response to every one Presidential tweet.

>stop talking about the election
But the Dems won't?

What the hell is laughing up their sleeves? DAMMIT TRUMP I LOVE YOU!!

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I didn't vote for him enough times.

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>tfw missing ICE rally

The madman

Yeah, I see absolutely no way the Democrats can come back from this. Their only hope is Progressivism (i.e. Bernie Sanders followers and their ideals). There's a movement created by former Bernie Sanders staffers, Cenk Uygur and Kyle Kulinski to take back the Party from the Corporatists. It's called Justice Democrats, and they have some candidates up for elections already in 2018. The candidates have to pledge not to take Corporate money.

It's a noble goal, but at this rate I see no way for the Democrats to recover.

JD's platform includes the following:

>Single-payer healthcare on a State-by-State basis
>$15/hr minimum wage tied to inflation
>Rejection of identity politics
>Tuition-free college
>Regulation of Wall Street

Real important issues for Democrats are things like gay marriage, "transgender" kids, abortion, etc. These also happen to be the least popular issues with the American electorate. It's the opposite side of the coin of social conservatives.

They do the muh Russia thing to give them a semblance of patriotism, which hilariously backfires with much of their base.

>clinton family are experts on health

Meal time must be Trump's favorite power play.

These people won't be successful in life if they don't get their heads off the internet. As I said last thread, I wasn't like this when Obama does something every second of the day, tweeting up a storm or posting on facebook all day.
With my luck, these faggots will lose their jobs or drop out of college because they can't focus on the task at hand instead of whatever Trump does, down to the point where he gets two scoops of ice cream!

>evolution

o i am laffin

New cover for the New Yorker.

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>new idioms

It takes two seconds to search google,why do they insist on looking like the retards that they are?

It's like when a girl covers her mouth with her sleeve when giggling

>BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP WHITE HOUSE CENSORING REPLIES TO HIS TWEETS
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR FREE SPEECH?!
>WELL ANDERSON THIS JUST SHOWS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HATES THE FIRST AMENDMENT AND TRUMP IS THIN SKINNED

Who are these people and how in Hell are they verified?

UP MY SLEEVES
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>Rex Tillerson shops at Safeway
>not Belair
Get your shit together, pleb

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Christ this is pathetic

fuckin kek

TRUMP TEACHING POLITICO REPORTERS ABOUT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!

Kek

Did rosie respond yet?

see pic related.

>Meal time must be Trump's favorite power play.

>Chris, you're having the meatloaf

Please spread this. Berniecrats will vote Republican now.

ROSIE RESPONDS

Fucking retard