>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
OP reporting from Chicago >it's not raining >weather is relatively nice >CPD chopper circling around my neighborhood earlier (honky gentrifier of Humboldt Park) >radio is blowing up
Luke Hall
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Evan Perez
>Girlfriend hit him in the back of the head with a pot >Female Black is going on a rampage with a box cutter >Her stalker ex boyfriend's name is Singleton >Any decomposition or bloating? Yes. There's decomposition and bloating. >Found an extra dead body at the funeral home
Oliver Morales
ADAM hours now ROBERT hours soon 60 degrees F currently 70+ degrees F this weekend
Xavier Reyes
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Jason Sanders
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Andrew Adams
That's my June 2016 OC. Feels good man.
Luis Watson
GET THAT FUCKING DOG THIEF
Benjamin Fisher
Where dat white Maserati
>12 shots fired
Aaron Wright
He's trying to steal her dog
Camden Harris
...
Jose King
if y'all hungry
they busy on Pulaski
Jack Reyes
click goes the Shot-in-the-ass-O-meter
Caleb Garcia
DA FUCK IS THAT?
Ryan Baker
PURSUIT WESTBOUND WHERE YOU AT???
Wyatt Scott
>this screaming
this isn't comfy anymore
Jonathan Bennett
Foot chase on >westbound >**hands up!
Jose Brown
>female punching dog
Jason Baker
Stealing towels from Rush Medical center
Ian Sullivan
>stole from the hospital. >In custody
Aiden Jackson
Man in wheelchair with blade.
Levi Thompson
>2 males fighting. One in the wheelchair has a blade
Kevin Bennett
wew backlog already
Leo Hill
>GIRL FIGHT
Christopher Murphy
breaking benches harassing parents and kids
Ayden Hughes
White Sox losing to the Twins 6-0 already. Bottom of the 2nd inning.
Caleb Morgan
DISTURBANCE IN THE SEVEN ELVEN
Nolan Peterson
>female Hispanic scofflaw welcome to Chicago
Jonathan Parker
tdey stole muh Subaru
Jayden Morris
>intoxicated resident in the nursing home
and dey stole muh dawg
Wyatt Young
> black and spic gang members waving guns and blocking the doors at the hospital
only in Chicongo
Brody Bailey
3 MALE BLACK
Nolan Kelly
>grey dodge charger coming back hot headed westbound. 3 male black occupants.
Easton Bell
>southbound now. driving like a...
Benjamin Howard
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Aaron Price
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Ayden Rogers
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Robert James
MALE BLACK BUMP
Lincoln Clark
Checked. Also Bump.
Ryan Phillips
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Eli Long
ho at Walgreens won't leave
David Mitchell
no lunch :(
Kevin Johnson
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Caleb Brown
Glitchcain online. Good evening, Roberts. How is our Beautiful, terrible metropolis this evening? The weather does indeed appear to be conducive to violence.
Benjamin Hernandez
yo quin!
Jason Bell
>ROBERT COMIN he/she will make this city right
Isaac Flores
>windows shot out of two houses
Cameron Brown
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Tyler Green
Sorry for lack of OC lately, here's a fresh one tonight using I believe an user's photo?
Luke Ross
>male spic chasing a female spic
must be mating season
Mason Ramirez
>girlfriend tried to attack him with a knife
Owen Nelson
What's up Roberts? How's everyones night going? also, gotta put /CPD/ in the next threads name.
Jackson Wilson
Fucking whitey GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEE!
Connor Cruz
MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK MALE BLACK >MALE BLACK
Isaiah Parker
>also, gotta put /CPD/ in the next threads name. we have some early thread OPs that don't follow format. we tend to correct it by thread 2. kek.
Easton Bell
DAMEN WHY
Alexander Cooper
Female sells drugs. Enter through the rear.
Jonathan Howard
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Aiden Martin
>20 shots heard
Lincoln Martinez
>20 shots heard
Xavier Barnes
Daquantrius and Quanique are quintessential ghetto names
>TWENTY shots heard ERE WE GO LADS
Nolan Jenkins
So long as these threads exist I don't give a shit about format kek. This shit is like listening to Jerry Springer's version of a cop drama tv show all while having ambient comfy tunes to accompany you as you laugh at niggers in maximum comfort. These threads help people laugh at the absurdity of life.
Oliver Rogers
>20 shots
Noah Walker
>person shot
Charles Ortiz
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Austin Ortiz
Only 4 hispanics in a car? I call bullshit
Jacob Sanders
>hungry >call the cops fuck me
Ryder Stewart
>that whole post Yes sir. That's why I don't make a stink about it. lol. As long as the coonery flows, one cares not how it is labelled. I only revert it when I OP to make it easier for the lads to find. The alternative would be visually searching the catalog, and that would be most un-comfy.
AH AH AH
Jeremiah Davis
Shitcago
Ryder Reyes
I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the ones who call the cops because their 10 year old is being disrespectful
Grayson Robinson
don't shoot Oscars garbage can plz
Carter Williams
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Luis Jones
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Zachary Peterson
>13 y/o son didn't make it back from school F
Gavin Rodriguez
The third
Luis Richardson
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Gabriel Ramirez
TWO Male Blacks! Look out Robert!
Elijah Sanders
Ah, was posting in a duplicate. Hows everyone doing tonight?
Bentley Stewart
>Robert's partner just called in that one coon just tried to climb out the 3rd story window, saw him, and climbed back in TopLel
SHOTS FIRED MULTI CALL
Jose Adams
Robert fears no man.
Mason Morgan
hes hanging out the window now sounds like
Blake Sullivan
>warm spring weather edition It's actually snowing here, and it's not a meme... well it did, and no I'm not sticking my head out to see that depressing shit
Lincoln Garcia
>all these shot fired the count is probably nutting himself
Daniel Thompson
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Ayden Clark
>male beating a female
Hunter Torres
That look on that niggers face. Top KEK
Jose Cox
rip my sides
Juan Reed
>the count is probably nutting himself I know I am
Liam Scott
3 male blacks, bringing name heat
Liam Hall
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Jose Rogers
>WHITE HISPANIC HOLY SHIT
Christian Brooks
Nigguh's last name is blackeyes, sheeeit He be da nigginest!
