/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BORDER CONTROL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/Cc2qprXQTHw
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
>Putin reacts to comey's firing 5/10/17
youtu.be/9aaKHRwCJ_0
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S. news conf w/danish def minister 5/9/17
youtu.be/6T6KPdgxDys
>VP Pence hosts Honor Flight Vets 5/8/17
youtu.be/x11q0MJaJ2I
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #15 5/5/17
youtu.be/BrCl3pb7F5I
>Pres Trump on 75th anniversary of Battle of the Coral Sea 5/4/17
youtu.be/gMqYCnUjuFg
>Trump meets with shitposting PM Turnbull 5/4/17
youtu.be/icNweI92bKg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOOOVEMENT

AWOO~

Everyone at the table treats Bob like their crazy uncle. It's hilarious.

His vocal cords sound like they're soaked in gravy and deep fried in lard.

BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 16 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

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MONDAY MAY 8TH
#1. TRUMP BEGINS TRANSFORMATION OF JUDICIARY: archive.is/rLKMZ
#2. TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR TRUMP PINATA: archive.is/jFEPB
#3. ICE NOT BREAKING: archive.is/0YHuy
#4. EPA RAPED: archive.is/NwOF4

TUESDAY MAY 9TH
#1. MUH 17 AGENCIES: archive.is/idcSa
#2. THE CALL THAT SAVED EARTH: archive.is/ugaFp
#3. COMEY FIRED DURING DIVERSITY MEETING: archive.is/aPhn1
#4. H-2B NOT 2 B: archive.is/FvFz7

WEDNESDAY MAY 10TH
#1. COLBERT AUDIENCE CHEERS COMEY FIRING: archive.is/qhlbH
#2. NO SPECIAL PROSECUTOR: archive.is/cOyqL
#3. DELICIOUS HYPOCRISY: archive.is/xfkl0
#4. ...AND DEMS UTTERLY BTFO: archive.is/W2mjt

THURSDAY MAY 11TH
#1. FAKE NARRATIVE DIES ON VINE: archive.is/hzDIv
#2. TRUMP JR BOOSTS CLINTON FBI FIRING CHATTER: archive.is/qERKo
#3. DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER: archive.is/HMENt
#4. CARTOGRAPHIC: archive.is/FZ3Qr


BONUS:

PAID TO PROTEST: archive.is/XxBIA
HYSTERIA OVER NET NEUTRALITY PROVEN BS: archive.is/FYZs3
YATES BTFO BY EL RATO: archive.is/lRLk9

AWOO~

Will somebody answer my question on this voter fraud investigation?

Awoo?

let slip the frogs of war

If true just imagine the asspain

senpai where can I wath the interview(s) in full? All I can find are short clips.

I get the feeling Gutfeld legitimately hates Dana.

...

Don't ever make a post referencing a previous post or question without linking to it.

wait

WHAT

HOW DOES THE MADMAN DO IT SO EASILY?

Gutfeld is based and savage af when he's not doing corny puns

Yep she's a fucking horrible bitch. She wants her tidy little stuck up cunty republican party back. Rich assholes who shit on the poor.

he doesn't give a fuck.

Bob beckel and gutfeld get their own shows?

>its a bob beckel fucks up the vibe of the show episode

every time he's on

WHEN WILL IS BE THE WALL???

Who doesn't

I can already hear the damage control
>Putin WANTS Israel and Palestine to get along

Who are the feds? Trump is the feds.

>Gutfeld: it's like when you get pulled over by a cop and worry about when you get a ticket
>Dana: I don't
>Gutfeld: yeah, well you never get tickets
>Watters (offscreen): I wonder why.

Moments like this make the show worth watching.

Is it time for a steak salesman to bring peace to the Middle East?

ROWDY FOR GOWDY

What does that mean? Two states?

>You can rest easy, we're not after you DACA kids
>R-Really?
>No not really!
HAHAHAHAHAHA you gotta go back you little fuckers.

It is NOTHING like it you stupid bitch.

>It's just 30 minutes of Trump bashing Rosie O'Donnell

For the investigation, does it need to go through the senate and, if so, how many votes does it need?

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Im an idiot.

>interview with nyt reporter about comey loyalty story
>basically defends him suggesting he meant by the country
Guess I believe the story now

things must have changed then. The first 2 years of the five everyone thought Dana and Greg was fucking.

Hill dog will be arrested in 137 days.

I can't stand him and it's obvious everyone there hates him

>BBG
big black gonads?

Daily Reminder

So called "President" Trump will die in a federal prison.

Defend this right fucking now Drumpfkangs

man putin is the greatest statesman since Hitler.

The fucking democrats believe their own bullshit. How many times do they need to be told?

No fucking way
We finally broke the timeline

>we have this damaging material and that stupid bullshit
RELEASE IT FAGGOT.
FAKE AND GAY.

WATTERS GOING HAM

HOLEEEE SHIT

I hope Trump has the Secret Service so sweeps to ensure shit isn't bugged.

>HE BEAT YOU
Jesse going HARD on Bob

Kek wills it.

Watters fucking Beckel up worse than he fucked up Williams yesterday.

Kek more pussy grabbin'

AWOO !!!

haha fuck them they started it like 2 years ago we energy independant now

WATTERS FOR PRESS SEC

>66

fug

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>there are people in this thread right now that unironically like bob beckel

dude is just a walking talking point

Holy shit I'm howling, that was brilliant.

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Rio Grande Border wall. Pic related

Everyone has had enough of these treasonous pieces of shit. The gloves are off.

I unironically like him because he's such a good punching bag. He doesn't whine and race-bait like Williams, he just walks forward swinging blindly right into the punches.

Big Balls Gowdy.

This.

I love Trump so much. He is my fucking hero.

If they really had something it would have been immediately leaked like the Flynn shit.

This. He should go the way of O'Reilly

They aren't after DACA "kids" that don't do anything, that doesn't give dreamers free reign to commit crime.

He makes me laugh.

If they had anything worth hearing we'd have heard it.

Biggest ICE gang raid ever: 1,378 arrests, 21 murder charges, 3 'Dreamers'

washingtonexaminer.com/biggest-ice-gang-raid-ever-1378-arrests-21-murder-charges-3-dreamers/article/2622865

Can we execut (((Greg Gutfield))) now???

What the fuck am i watching???

He makes for a good retrded clown

>Gutfeld: Trump is a shark
>a shark with a combover

HOL UP I swear someone posted a picture of this a couple of threads ago.

and locker room talk

>shark with a comb over.

BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 15 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

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Here is the calendar for last week, which I missed. Yes, there's a lot of Breitbart. It was hastily compiled days after the fact because I wasn't able to do it live during the week.

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#1. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN A HYPOCRITE ON TAXES: archive.is/Z57jE
#2. STEALING BACK JOBS: archive.is/Ufe6w
#3. OLIVER STONE: MUH RUSSIA LITERALLY NOTHING: archive.is/bMO6l
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#1. HILLARY WAS GRAND-JURIED: archive.is/OX3y0
#2. #BOILEDRICE: WSJ EXPOSES DEMS: archive.is/RX9TZ
#3. BANNON DINDU NUFFIN: archive.is/qvNIC
#4. PLANNED PARENTHOOD NOT FUNDED IN BILL: archive.is/ZwNVI

WEDNESDAY MAY 3RD
#1. CuCKLEY RUSED BY BASED ANN? $.5M BILL: archive.is/sy4Yp
#2. PRESS S TO SPIT ON PISSGATE CORPSE: archive.is/lvD1I
#3. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK (TO CUBA): archive.is/nHGnD
#4. THEY WILL NATURALLY WANT TO SIDE WITH THE STRONG HORSE: archive.is/SVZMf

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#2. #BOILEDRICE: FURTHER SELF-INCRIMINATION: archive.is/3n1Oq
#3. TRUMP SIGNS RELIGIOUS FREEDOM EO: archive.is/FRrlH
#4. OBONGOCARE REPEAL/REPLACE BILL PASSES HOUSE: archive.is/JYcUq

FRIDAY MAY 5TH
#1. FCC COMING DOWN ON COLBERT: archive.is/tpmfJ
#2. OBONGO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRE DENIED LIFETIME GIBS: archive.is/ZgPMv
#3. SYRIAN SAFE ZONES: archive.is/15tzR
#4. IOWA GOV SIGNS VOTER ID LAW: archive.is/CAhqh

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GLOBAL WARMING PROTEST CANCELLED DUE TO BLIZZARD: archive.is/9z5EI
YET ANOTHER HATE HOAX: archive.is/p4GPO
FABIO NO GRABIO: archive.is/IKh1o
#BOILEDRICE: LINDSEY GRAHAM TAKES UP THE CAUSE: archive.is/Vu0Yf
CuCK DEMANDS EXEMPTION FROM FORCED ENRICHMENT: archive.is/nkJhn

FUCK YOU BOB YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR TOP SECRET CLEARANCE RENEWED EVER 5 YEARS IT WAS RENEWED UNDER OBAMA FAT FUCK

you know, in the 70's they have no shits and increased the oil price a lot plunging the world into a crisis

THERE IT IS

youtube.com/watch?v=WusKf5oPjgo

RIP Mayor Ford

Will Ann shut up now

Thanks. Good stuff. I'm glad Graham is going after the unmasking. I'd love for some Dems to get charged.

I said it before and I says it again, you're doing the Lord's work and never ever stop.

Once the wall is built she'll be fine.

GROOMPF BTFO

>only 3 dreamers, huh? and still no wall? I hate Trump now

jonny fucking quest

HE'S THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT AND HE CAN HAVE ALL THE ICE CREAM HE WANTS YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS

she wont shut up until every last illegal has been tossed out of the country, and I can't really blame her for that.

She will bitch that it's not tall enough

Good shit, mang.

I don't get it.
Comey cleared got fired.

Never, unless he personally kills them all.

I really don't get this hate for her just because she's spent 40+ years seeing Republicans get elected and sell out and wants to make sure it works this time.

Trump just won a duel.

I love Ann, but I know for a fact, she will not shut up until day 1 of the wall constructino.

No.