THURSDAY NIGHT POLICE CHASE IN LA
GET IN HERE BROS. THIS GUY SEEMS CRAZY
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finally I miss car chase happenings
never mind...dude went inside a parking garage...it wont last long
You tried.
Wow...he's the worst kind of criminal...a package thief. I hope they send him the maximum time possible
>he went into a movie theater
Just like Lee Harvey Oswald
>male hispanic with a shaved head
What a twist!
Male Hispanic with a shaved head
damn a real happening
>CNN
A dark skinned white male skinhead.
>want to keep watching
>then remember that the chances of a violent conflict happening as opposed to a peaceful arrest are close to zero
fuck me
package theft? this dumb cunt really got unlucky
>police chase
we local news now
next up: house fire
this will not end well
he probably stole a Dragon dildo and is on his way to see GOTG2
Yay, KCAL9 is the only news on now and they're covering it. All over stolen mail.
Newfaggot
>ITT: fags who do not live in LA
There's a car chase in LA almost everyday
>Hispanic
You have to go back
>inb4 dude steals someone cloths and gets away
He just wanted to see a movie
is he watching a movie.
What movie is he watching?
kill count in the theater soon? Is he armed?
He should yell FIRE in a crowded theater
damn he must really want to go watch a movie
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ALLAHU AKBAR
kek, thanks for trying tho
oh wait, he hasn't surrendered yet
there may be wewuzzing yet
What would you guys do to get away if u were him?
fuck! another one?? we just had a chase last night
me?
I'd serve crab legs.
steal a dress and a wig and tranny the fuck out of therre
mall parking structure
He could easily blend in to an evacuating crowd. Mostly because he has the same skin tone as the movie watchers being that it's California.
eyes on him.
ahh i say this every time but... i needed this.
Fuck, I missed the chase
i would tell them that i identify as a non-criminal black female,we wuz kangs and sheet, and then scream RACIST if they tried to arrest me
too bad it wasnt a porno theater
Don't you steal mine or my wife's son's package ever again. I hate porch pirates as much as the next person, but this is beyond retarded. They'll making everyone leave the theater.
He should pull the fire alarm and leave with the crowd.
>newfaggot
Don't talk shit about based Fox 10 Phoenix car chases.
please have a shootout
please have a shootout
please have a shootout
>There is a window for this on OAN
Truly the most comfy news network
2 days ago we had a bear chilling out in the suburbs
>tfw 20 years ago we had riots, OJ car chase, northridge earthquake, hollywood bank robbery, and all sorts of happenings
>you need flash to watch this
lol no thanks
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX??
>bear vs pup: the final showdown
just like the joker
THAT PARKING LOT TECH THO
b8
Movies playing at that theater:
>Snatched
>How to be a Latin Lover
>The Wall
>Lowriders
>goes to local cinema
>tries to run in for cover
>strict no singles policy in full effect
wew lad
>How to be a Latin Lover
perfect crowd to blend into
>>How to be a Latin Lover
dudes stars have been blinking for like 20 mins
start a fire and-or fire alarm, get a hoodie or some shit and leave the place along with the crowd
hide in the section between the floor and ceiling and wait for a day or two
I fucking love police chases.
Americans spend ten thousand dollars, ruin the evening of countless theater goers, and endanger the public to catch someone stealing a fake Amazon package... What heroes.
South Gate a shit but not as bad as Lynwood
Kek, i was just talking with my hommie about the possibility of that movie playing at that theater
I was hoping Tim Conway Jr would be covering it on KFI
>yfw there will be a Hillary police chase
>Trump drops MOAB
>Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business
>never blame the criminal
This is a first for me. I don't believe I've ever seen the bad guy get away from the police before.
HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA omg story of my life.
This is what happens when you fall for bait
Sup Forums should take this as a lesson
if this were to actually happen i would ascend into the upper realm of happenings
how did he get in without a ticket?
F A L S E
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Was it a bait car he stole?
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FUCK THE POLICE ARE AFTER ME
BETTER GO TO THE MOVIES I WANNA SEE THAT NEW GUARDIAN OF THE GALAXY SHIIET
They want to bring in a SWAT team, and you don't think they are overacting? At what point haven't they spent too much money on a simple theft case? They're pissing away your tax dollars while pretending to be in an action movie. Your country is trillions of dollars in debt you just take it. They're fucking you.
Bait package
>porch pirate
kek this is hilarious
Dude is having a very bad day.
That looks like a gigantic cinema.
It really was a fake package? The risk outweighs the worth, pretty much for every crime.
What are you suggesting? Private law enforcement?
Another one already? Last night's was boring as hell.
be funny if his name was Edward
Just got here did the guy got away?
really? that sucks for him. it would also suck if he opened the package and it was $5 of vitamin c or some worthless shit
This is local police and spending. If they sent in the FBI or any other then you'd have a point.
Mail theft is a federal crime, that's when fed money will be spent.
nah.. he hiding in the theater
They were HRT pills. The cops drove by and called him a fag so he started running.
we have to wait 2 hours until the movie is over
Local news had something like that. One package had some custom engraved placard.
One would also assume they have closed entry to the theater, meaning they are losing hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars of income.
It depends. Shoplifters, for example, can become professionals. Even amateurs can steal thousands or tens of thousands of dollars worth of stuff before being caught, and they'll often end up with diversion and without a criminal record.
Now there's probably not that many packages to steal, but it's unlikely they will get caught for a similar amount of value.
>Porch pirates
Is that a faggy LA thing?
>porch pirate
>World's Greatest Grandma
kek
They're going to have to send SWAT into this cinema, aren't they?
kek
why do people package thief. its like totally random on what items you get