I HAVE A MICROPENIS

I HAVE A MICROPENIS

At least you have a penis. MALE PRIVILEGE!

Go to bed juncker

KNIFE PARTY.

A MICROPENIS.

Pics or GTFO faggot

Am I on Sup Forums right now?

Why are you shitposting on a humble Laotian strawhat merchandising auction website, Merkel?

>I HAVE A MICROPENIS
Must be referring to his flag.

This isn't /r9k/

he prob paid real money just to change his flag on pol for this joke too. im cringing as hard as i can

Wait wtf? Europe flag?

R A R E
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he paid money for a virtual proxy that allows you to spoof your IP to anything so you can set your flag. Its how north korean flags show up once in a while

Donald Tusk is that you? Shouldn't you be getting back to work undermining Poland for your EU masters?

>high school
>have small peenor
>friends see it at sleepover
>call me biscuit dick for rest of life

Thanks for the explanation senpai a lam.

At least you have a penis. I want to be a boy.

Congrats :^) it is normal if you're fat (I watch webcams, so I know) let me see it.

You could get paid to be in humiliation videos, so it has some advantages.

it is like having a bb gun, totally useless and you can't shoot someone with it

I DID IT!

spbp

I'd suggest you learn to ride cock.

its free actually