ITS OVER NOW BLUMPFIEKIN, IVE GOT THE NUCLEAR CODES

ITS OVER NOW BLUMPFIEKIN, IVE GOT THE NUCLEAR CODES

This is beginning to go too far.

hey man that's not cool, my brother died like that.

sometimes you just gotta grab two scoops by the pussy

Steven Colbert? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in San Fran. Back then we called him "Kweer Killing" Kolbert because he never came out of a gay bar without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the Schutzstaffel trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go gay bashing take guns. Not Steven. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few mass lynchings I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Steven what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the heterosexuals. These butt munching sodomites don't deserve the mercy of an straight-made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of a straight man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their aids ridden, cum filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

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What the fucks the point of these threads

ONE SCOOP
TWO SCOOP
RED SCOOP
BLUE SCOOP

The Ben Garrison vietnam version is best.

8/10

Basically the Left has such shitty meme game it seems to have broke Sup Forums at the moment, the tipping point being scoopgate.

this, the right used to be lead by stuck up elitist assholes while the left providing decent humor and actually intelligent debate.
The tables have turned.

how many scoops to get to the centre of a DUMRPFLEKIN

Imagine being Colbert and being really into comedy, doing sketch and improv work. You make films like strangers with candy. Then you get your big break with being a daily show correspondent. Making regular money, and maybe getting a career in a major show or movie. But you become know doing an impersonation of a republican. You watch Carrel with a hit tv show. You get to play second fiddle behind stewart, doing a minstrel impression of a man who is already a character. And you do this. For. Years. But finally you get a spot on late night. Finally big leagues with big league pay and big league recognition. Then your ratings arent so good. Rumors circulate of being replaced. Then Trump comes along. Reluctantly you start doing bits about him here and there. Somehow he wins. You still hold out for a bit, but before inauguration day you cave and start doing tons of bits on trump. Reviving shit you thought you left behind to make fun of trump. Doing 10min monologues all about trump. Even bringing him up in fucking interviews. This gets the ratings, and this is now your life. You went from being a caricature of a republican every night to talking endlessly about someone you call a caricature of a human. And there is no escape. This is not an exit.

Larping is for faggots.

(You)

>being controlled by jews your entire career

Well I mean Sam Hyde was really turned it around, well before he did what he did. He would have made a great comedian had not not.

> BLUMPFIEKIN

That'll be another nickel please. I now have 00.85 cents, thanks OP :)

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"Soo.... Homosexuals. Not people, right?" remarks Colbert as the audience nervously laughs. "I'm starting to think that, you know maybe..." he stops mid thought, his index finger extended to the side of his temple rubbing it as he ponders. "Maybe we should just kill them all. Because Donald Trump is stupid and gay." Eyes in the crowd shift side to side unsure if they should laugh or clap at Colbert's words. "Basically, folks, if you suck a dick you're a bad person. Women included but more specifically faggots." he barks at the studio. People look on in horror. The cameramen confused about whether or not they should cut the transmission. There's a sound of a weeping woman in the background. He raises his hand and points dead straight into the middle of the screens. "And if you're gay I only have one message for you: I'll find you." His cold stare hits everyone watching, his soulless eyes devoid of any shine or glint. He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles "Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"