Post your favorite Trump tweets.
Post your favorite Trump tweets
Eli Rodriguez
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Ethan Taylor
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Gavin Morgan
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Camden James
Rake when?
Aaron Diaz
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Kayden Gonzalez
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Jayden Powell
Fuck it Sup Forums, this is the most relevant thread i could find.
I was pretending to be a lefty on twitter and shitposting up a storm until they shut me down and locked my account. I'm not giving them my phone number. Is there hope that I can get back through the support system?
Landon Richardson
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Samuel Howard
Gets me every time.
Kevin Adams
Either this one
Jose Bennett
or this one
David Hill
It's for moments like this that I voted for him.
Justin Morris
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Colton Walker
He's a prophet about his own end times.
Asher Ward
>not knowing how to evade bans.
Get out
Carter Hughes
Have a heart. Barron's autistic.
Julian Hall
Holy shit how have I not seen this one before? Truly golden
Easton Lewis
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Blake Butler
He made the right decision.
Joseph Reed
I drink diet but it's only because I have type 1 diabetes and I am very thin.
Oliver Watson
This will never make me not laugh
Levi Lewis
you can at least not be a dumb lazy fuck and inspect element rather than open a screenshot in mspaint, holy fuck
Liam Scott
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Aiden Bailey
this tweet solidified my vote for him and will always be my favorite.
Michael Jenkins
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Charles Ward
trump really is the most savage man alive
no one else in that sphere is bantzing people this hard
Dominic Thompson
guaranteed screeching fags telling him no
Gavin Barnes
>He use ms paint to make fake tweets
Dude stop trying you're embarrassing yourself
Hudson Russell
>sorry folks I'm just not a fan of sharks
Oliver Moore
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Bentley Morales
This one got me.
Luis Allen
Its so hilarious how he doesn't let this thing with Rosie O'Donnel go.
Charles Rivera
and he is our president.
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what a time to be alive. lol
glad i didn't an hero.
or maybe it worked and this is hell!?!
Kayden Morgan
>1 post by this ID
BLUMPFLSTILSKIN BTFO
IMPEACHMENT INCOMING
SAY IT WITH ME: MADAM PRESIDENT
Andrew Hall
I like his whole thing about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. He seemed to genuinely care about Pattinson's decision.
Easton Torres
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Luke Collins
I don't think I've quite digested Donald Trump as President yet. It's like a pizza you leave in the fridge for a couple days and eat a slice at a time. I look back at these tweets and come to the realization that 62 million people went out and voted this guy into one of the most powerful positions in the world. He hasn't stopped, either. Every day he steps up onto the world stage and drops another shitpost of mass destruction. For anyone who hates him, the last 4 months (but arguably since the primaries) have likely eroded their mental well-being.
Kayden Hill
I can't wait to hear what he'll say when Rosie kicks the bucket
Jeremiah Perez
He'll never stop. He literally made Lady Gaga and Cher cry. He's everything a president should be. The economy's doing great, we're strong abroad and at home, and all of the people who deserve to be shitting their guts out with rage are shitting their guts out with rage. Get the travel ban and sanctuary city defunding through the Supreme Court and we'll be past golden and into platinum.
Nicholas Allen
great post. I think about this when I wake up
Lincoln Watson
>and losers
He does not give a flying fuck aye.
Cameron Fisher
Yeah, whenever I start to get used to Trump being president I end up seeing stuff like this and thinking "holy shit"
Owen James
True.
Justin Harris
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Asher Baker
thats solid gold bants
Anthony Allen
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Ayden Diaz
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David Walker
shots fired
Jaxon Lopez
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Jaxon Anderson
The "pervert alert" one about Weiner kills me every single time
Carter Johnson
Probably nothing bad, he stopped abusing her when she was sick a few years ago because hes a good guy
Josiah Campbell
>(they)
What did he mean by this?
Gabriel Gray
that was my favorite by far. classic trump!
I WILL TEACH THEM!!!!!!!!
Tyler Price
Don't mind the replies from nu-Sup Forums Sup Forums-migrants, they just learned a new thing by chance and are now trying to appear smart because of it.
Charles Harris
came to post this lmao
Alexander White
Man, we are truly living in the best timeline, i never wished to be a fat american redneck more than now.
Fucking love Trump, what a lad.
Elijah Ortiz
It's a work you stupid mark.
Asher Ward
it's not real
David Baker
Kekd and chekd
Kayden Martin
>that Cher tweet
holy fuck i'm dying send help
Thomas Cooper
What does the president have to do with the olympics?
Hudson Phillips
>I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!
Adam Stewart
>Steinberg
Is there a jewier name? Wow
Ethan Cook
it's fucking real. I can't believe I ever doubted Trump ability to continue to meme as President
Isaac Watson
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Luke Rivera
What does laughing up a sleeve even mean?
Josiah Murphy
this desu
Wyatt Murphy
Secretly laughing.
Anthony Clark
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Levi Thompson
thanks senpai
here you go. i like to carry extras around with me
Colton Perry
Being polite in front of you but laughing at you in secret.
Jaxson Myers
But wouldn't that be laughing behind a sleeve (ie covering up your mouth so you can't be seen laughing)?
Gavin Cook
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Jace Martinez
Yup shortsighted "I'm officially off the Trump Train" people should stop flipping out every time he does something they disagree with...
Kayden Green
He's still goos old Trump
Heart of gold, don't let then take it from you Mr. President.
Logan Jackson
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Kevin Flores
He was being honest when he answered that debate question about his greatest weakness being he never forgives.
Nathan Clark
Trump never claimed he was thin. Little bit of cheeky self deprecation.
Jaxon Richardson
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Hunter Bailey
McDonalds don't even give you drinks in a bottle like that
He was pulling some advanced shit
Luis Perry
reeee
Thomas Russell
No it's a reference to magicians hidding things up their sleeve.
It's making a comparison to magicians who are in the know about the reality of a situation. It's simultaneously referring to the trick up the sleeve and the knowing magician
Xavier Wilson
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Logan Lee
some 4d chess AI deus ex hacking going on 4 sure desu
Gavin Morales
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Elijah Brown
does anyone have the screencap of trump replying to some guy to stop send him pics of anime girls and got blocked?
Austin Parker
I've been here since you were in diapers kiddo
Blake Edwards
nice drumpf, many don't see this. sad...
Carter Howard
>implying Trump is thin
" I'm the most humble person I've ever seen"
T. Trump
Daniel Butler
>that weiner tweet
truely /ourpresident/
Christopher Jenkins
The coke one fucking got me. It's hilarious on so many levels
Jaxson Butler
COOPERS GOT NO BALLS?!
Henry Miller
What did he mean?
William Robinson
I like boys
Anthony Hill
i like boys add me on facebook
Leo Allen
Very, very disrespectful
Adam Thompson
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Jaxson Carter
Top fucking kek. Gets me every time.
Jace Hernandez
If you know the real story of what Rosie did, you'd hate her with as much of a passion as Trump.
Some girl won Miss Universe (I think that's the one Trump owned, I always mix them up), but it was revealed later that she had a drug problem.
And Rosie was screeching on about how she should have her crown taken away from her.
Instead Trump decided to give her a second chance, told her she can keep her crown if she went to rehab. Then she got clean and basically thanked Trump for saving her life.
Meanwhile, Rosie threw another bitch fit. "Why did he give her another chance?"
Basically in a nutshell Rosie was triggered that a woman more attractive than her was treated kindly. Like all women, she wanted to see a female rival suffer.
It was around this time that Trump gave his epic "She talks like a truck driver" rant.
Rosie is truly scum and if anything, Trump is too soft on her.
Hudson Hughes
Holy shit I never saw the Rand and Kasich ones before.
>without a properly functioning brain
My sides.
Was there seriously any doubt this man was going to cakewalk into the White House?