When did you guys stop drinking the liquid Jew?

I used to drink (((((WATER))))) all the time until I realized it's a Jewish trick to make us dependent on (((((FILTRATION))))) companies.

I'm on day 4 now. Feeling quite thirsty but I can't really think straight so it's okay.

How are you holding out #DryBros?

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The feeling of thirst will soon pass. People don't actually need to drink water, we just get conditioned to think we need it to live, but the reality is that its just addiction, and with enough willpower it can be overcome just like any other addiction.

I only drink Crystal Pepsi because it's pure like the white race.

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The liquid Jew is specifically bottled water.

>Yes, goy, it costs less than a penny a glass at home, but pay us to put it in plastic for you

>water particles exist in the air
>oy vey, you need at least 8 glasses of chlorine- I mean, water a day, goyim!
>yes, spend more precious time of your day simply pissing it out

I took the drypill and it's liberating as fuck

I recommend you stop ingesting anything for the next week or so.

Bad goy. Keep it up.

Semi-rare desu?

>liquid Jew

Never stop making me laugh, Sup Forums

>bottled water
>BPA

>tap water
>fluoride

choose

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Oh don't worry. I stopped eating (((((FOOD))))) a week ago.

i knew it all along

Sea Water is perfectly drinkable and anyone who says otherwise is an NWO shill and Rothschild puppet

>yes goyim avoid the water that covers over 70% of earths surface
>it isn't the """""""right type""""""" of water
>drink ''"""""fresh""""" water instead ( full of steroids, hormones, antibiotics )

Fact: most living things live in the Ocean

if they can drink it, why can't we?

>tap water filtered with a 4 stage reverse osmosis filtration system
>zero anything but water

Choice made, user.

actually, the liquid jew is soda
what's up with all the slide threads

DO NOT, MY FRIENDS BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT IT'S ABSENCE.

Drinking water is supporting white supremacy

>he didn't save his piss for a month and drink only that

>Sup Forums™

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>2017
>Consuming the liquid jew

bro ur gona drown

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A full body cleanse is the best detox.

>no water
>no liquid beverage of any kind
>no food (contains water, this is where people trip up thinking they're H2O free when they're not)

The cleanse takes about two weeks and is hard as shit, but worth it.

>Flouride
>Poisonus at high dosages, micro-toxicity unknown
>BPA
>Super estrogen mimicker so powerful it was considered for HRT for trannies.

Much rather fluoride tbqh

People think this is a troll but you don't actually need food or water at all. After a few days your body begins to generate sustenance, and if you hone this power you can become entirely self-sustaining. Drawback is that if you eat or drink after reaching this stage your body goes into shock because it doesn't know what to do.

t. haven't eaten or drank anything in 19 months

>no salt
Enjoy your death, user.

you'll be #drybones soon, no one gets away from their lifetime subscription to water.

I love it when Sup Forums satirizes itself.

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