Brit/pol/ - Commonwealth Ties Edition

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>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
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>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
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>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

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Nuke France when?

who /closertiesafterbrexit/ here?

First for the last white bastion in the UK

not until weve built our Nuclear Plants. Were still relying on the french for power

Lads, rate the Conservative candidate for my constituency.

Lads, why do I notice Jewish faces now? Even when their name isn't Jewish, or their accent, I can just tell from someone's face that they've got Jew blood and when I check Wikipedia I'm correct

most recent example of this: Katie Price

where? why?

Travel agreement between Anglosphere would just mean all their foreigners being dumped here.

Cool, that should only take what, twenty/ thirty years?

Fuck right off with that faggotry. We already have too many muslims in our country without giving access to the insane amount in the UK free access to come over here.

Sort yourself out before you come back.

lads....

tory landslide

NZ here, we need to repatriate Pakis first. Otherwise people back home will never agree and I can't blame them.

Start by criminalising halal/kosher, the burka and circumcision. That should start to create an incentive to self deport.

Common facial recognition

Same way you can differentiate between Koreans, Japs and Chinese.

I can pick out a leftist as soon as they come into view, their facial structure and gait give it away big time

were on programme for completion 2030

Delete this.

No it wouldn't. There would be no economic incentive for immigration to happen in masses as we are all economically developed nations.

Looks like Theresa May m8.

GDP per capita in Australia is 1.4 times ours lad

>Scottish nationalism

Cher Lloyd is so trashy yet I can't help but want to stick it in her.

>She looks familiar

Don't be funny, lad.

i would literally go therefor muh heritage and to fuck pikeys

stfu

kek someone I know shared this on Facebook

stealing our memes

Our paedophilia laws worked so well they just stopped doing it when they got here

What programme? Who's going to pay for these power stations if you don't want the French, and I'm presuming the Chinese, involved?

>UK
>Economically developed

U 'avin a giggle m8?
There's always incentive to move up, especially to Australia.

>Grammar schools
>bad

Is the UK of the only countries in the world without selective schools? Even this shithole has them

No fashion expert but May has got to get a better signature suit.

ironically, its also the french who are building the plants. UK are fucked though at least 6 old plants are shutting down by 2030 so we need to build them.

how long until the Calais Wall is built

>b-but think of the poor stupid kids!!

it was built months ago

everyone needs a skank

remember to vote snp in scotland lads
lets show those tories what we're made of

>m-muh hdi

Social mobility is eroded by shitty comprehensives

Consider the difference between Northern irish education standards (ie with grammars) and Scottish 'education'

We do have Grammar schools, there just has been a block on building any new ones. Some shite areas don't have a Grammar school though.

But them you've got their ridiculous house pricing and cost of living. The difference in standard of living would only be very slight, and would not cause people to move in masses as they have from Eastern to Western Europe. Add in the fact that you could only move if you work, and no mass immigration would happen

what anime is character from?

No. I want to a grammar school.

you can zuk these nuts

>Scotland
>Ever overpowering the might of the English
Top kek m8

...

Reminder that voting Tory is even more cucked that voting Labour, because it means you're knowingly allowing yourself to be tricked.

in le america there is charter schools.

but it isn't selective; so anyone can go there.

it is harder, but its usually only for under high school.

So it fails and sucks.

so the EU is Catelyn who cucked Scotland with the strong northerner.
pottery

build it higher

i don't want to. i hate kids.

not an anime.

>I want to a grammar school.
The irony.

Grammar schools are unfair because they don't accept children who would never be academically successful, and, by ensuring that the children who are most likely to be academically successful have a better chance of actually being academically successful, they perpetuate racial stereotypes and inequality.

You now remember natalie bennet

hey pom poofs what are you dumb cunts doing?

but le torries gave me everything they promised

Sorry I no speaka da England

>might
>english
the 'might' of the 'english' comes from being on an island. that's why you're shit scared of having a land border with us again.

oh then wuts the sauceroni?
is it supposed to be zone or something?

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Just talking about our shit election.

wow you've convinced me

I'm voting Tory just to spite the anti-Tory posters.

> Implying HDI matters.

The systems rigged. Doesn't include healthcare to name one thing.

Like all things related to the UN it favours the USA as well. ie. takes the length of education into account, which favours Americans stringing their shit out to rake in more shekels from students.

>Scared of a bunch of pissed up smackheads who can't even vote for independence when given the chance
Okay matey

>4. Anglosphere Free Movement (non-US)

fuck you cunt

this

Just went to the nurse and had to have an ECG and blood tests because of my autism.

I had to wait nearly 10 minutes even though I was the only one in the waiting room.

NHS is appalling, privatize it ASAP.

sounds like a laff

I never got these types of pictures.
Imagine if the picture was accurate and still having an inferior standard of living, that's where the UK is at.

>Immigration cap > 100K
So who the fuck agreed with an immigration cap greater than 100,000 nogs?

I'm voting Tory because every single muslim and 3rd worlder in the country will vote Labour by default.

I would too, but...

10 minutes! What a fucking disgrace, this country lad it's a fucking mess because of those Tory bastards.

10mins is pretty gud lad

shoulda used finasteride

What's wrong with his lip?

I was the only person there, what was the nurse doing? Posting on her facebook links to momentum articles no doubt, outrageous.

Also I saw a black person and an Indian looking person on my way back so it has really ruined my day.

those american hating niggers

FUCKING BASED

>privatize it
Well of course a yank in disguise would say that

>Favours USA
>USA is number 8 on list
>Drops to below the morally and financially bankrupt Greeks when adjusted for inequality

wat

>protect the Green belt

desu he's probably better than the others on this alone

>i'm voting for more mass immigration and more state powers to spite the people telling me that my vote will bring more mass immigration and state powers
>no I don't actually want these things
>but lol I made someone who actually cares about the future of the nation mad

This is why democracy was a mistake. It gives irresponsible people the ability to ruin a country through sheer numbers.

Cunt; he has based policies

No, the green belts are awful

We need to get rid of them so our cities can fucking grow without building commie blocks or having house priced skyrocket

Well, that was easier than usual.

Tories will probably sell it off, like they did with power and railways, to the nationalised industry of a foreign power.

Just shows how shit they are.

You know that 2/3rds of everyone who works at the UN is American right?

>this is the last Eurovision the Uk will be allowed to participate in

Can't say I'm going to miss it.

>100 Million+ non-whites
Don't think so pal

should it read immigration cap < 100k ?

ECG and blood tests? for autism? stop lying you dumb cunt.

diagnosed autist here all I get from the NHS is a yearly check up which lasts about 20 minutes.

Show is Camp WWE. It's a bit shit, but the girl in it makes me dick hard. and the artist is Freako

maybe she had to take a dump or rub one out after seeing your bulge in the waiting room

>Green belts are awful
>We need more concrete and plastic cities for migrants from Bangladesh, goy!

Yeah I'm just memeing, he seems like a good lad.
Fuck off keep your shitty cities to yourself.

I fucking wish this was the case.

Not only will they want us to stay in that to keep the ratings up, we're so dumb we'll probably continue to do it.

Of course, because the majority of NHS privatisation happened under the Tories.....

Oh no wait, that was Labour who did that.

Well you don't take Quetiapine I bet then.

so much love for this proposal

We're in Eurovision too, don't think the EU factors into it

Well the option in the poll is a cap greater than.

< 100K would be less than.

What the fuck is that pic?!

No serious mental health issues or criminal past?!

Holy shit, how times have changed Oz.

Likewise; and because T-May! Shes a fucking legend - she essentially defended a democratic vote; yeah she may be pro-EU, but she stood in a lions den and defended the democratic vote of the people when others wouldnt.

I used to strongly dislike the conservatives of modern day, theyre nothing like the Blackstones, Bractons, Cokes, Littletons etc but theres something about her.

Plus, we need an end to these social programs, nationalized services and other taxable bullshit labor has shafted this country with that made it an economic migrant hub of Europe.