Brit/pol/ the grauniad edition

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
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>Corbynista Barry Gardiner has been busy bashing the mainstream media recently for dealing in 'fake news' and spin. But it looks like Barry knows a thing or too about faking-up some positive coverage. The Amazon page for his wife Caroline Smith's book 'Thistles of the Hesperides' carries a review posted by "[email protected]". The unnamed reviewer's take on the poetry collection heaps praise on Mrs Barry Gardiner:

>"Why can't more poets write like Caroline Smith? There is strength and intelligence in every word. I heard her talk about this book on BBC Radio 3 and she just hooked me. It is about the grinding reality of life on a Scottish council housing estate where she lived. Yet she transforms it, making it beautiful, funny, uplifting and tragically moving in turn by interweaving the mythical stories of ancient Greece. The fit is astounding. This is writing that is passionate and politically committed as well as deeply personal: but personal in a way that reveals to us our own humanity. Think Douglas Dunn at his best or Seamus Heaney, but with the long narrative eye of Browning."

>Clicking through to "[email protected]"'s profile reveals a wishlist in the name of "Barry Gardiner", who is based "just south of Watford" (Gardiner's constituency is Brent North).

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

Bunnies

Whats his name?

jeremy "runs you over" corbyn

Any Essex anons around???
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toplel

What's the meme? Copying and pasting Reddit posts?

youtube.com/watch?v=LPCZvYu0QBA

and getting about 50 (you)s

Oof. Nice.

>day off today
>ITV have the contract for the racing these days
>decide to have a few beers, bet a few nags
>inb4 "DEGENERATE" - I don't give a fuck it's only thirty quid and it's for fun and a bit of interest
>they have a new co-presenter who is POSH AS FUCK
>looks like pic related

My word.

>tfw you realise she's probably an accomplished rider

>To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

This, my friends, is why we must remain in the single market.

D I S R A E L I

>the staff of the chief of the defence staff
worst collection of words ever

Threadly reminder

Provable Evidence >>> Hearsay and Statistics

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IF THERE'S NO ONE TO SAVE THEM

NO ONE TO HELP THEM

IF THEY'VE BEEN GROUND INTO POVERTY AND SWEAT AND EXPLOITATION

WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT BUT THAT THEY COMMUNIST AS THEY DID

anime is bad
neetdom is bad
tories are bad
labour is bad
polish, bulgarian and romanian people are good
you shouldn't put milk in tea

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IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OF THE WORLD
THE FINANCIAL GOVERNMENT

>DISRAELI
>D(ISRAEL)I

Holy shit, how could we have been so blind?

WENGER OUT

i love mummy

Born about 150 years before Israel existed
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THE PLOT THICKENS

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Seems legit.

Crikey lads, should I vote for Labour or UKIP?

Whichever is less globalist is the one I'll go for. I think Corbyn is deep down a protectionist, so I feel inclined to perhaps vote for him despite the Blairites and Abbot-tier loonies.

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Who's everyone voting for lads

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>polish, bulgarian and romanian people are good

He was shitting up the previous thread with this nonsense

The absolute state of willy-posts

Get yourself AND your willy-posts sorted and buck your ideas up

You're a disgrace

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for the love of God, if you're not gonna be voting tory at least vote UKIP
labour doesn't give two shits about making brexit actually happen

>He was Jewish too

>people aren't taking my bait anymore
>maybe if I discuss politics more I will get more (Yous)
like clockwork. this is the one and only (You) you will get from me. now fuck off

When he was with his ex wife he was also fucking her sister and mother so he couldn't have been too autistic.

HOLYY SHITTT

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I think it's time to stop posting...

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>britcucks ITT will unironically defend the privatisation of our Railways, Energy, NHS, etc

When I go to Africa to help the starving and Aids riddled I tell them that in the UK too we have life difficult. Some children grow up never having ice cream or watching star wars.

>Labour are the good goys
>They'll genuinly help this country
>But the party is full of Commies and Socialists who don't like eachother
>Their leaders are borderline retarded
>They want to destroy this country with more open borders and more immigration

>Tories are backed by Blair

Tories will win, I'm voting UKIP to increase their national vote count. That's a good idea r-right

DEFINITELY voting Lib Dem now.

Corbyn is an arsenal fan himself, wonder what he thinks

Most of my mates are Polish, Bulgarian or Romanian. They're the worst fucking scum of the earth

Corbyn supports leave, I've no doubt about that.

He supported remain, albeit only tepidly, because he would be crucified by his own party otherwise.

Rational post from the other threads with decent points.

VOTE LABOUR TO BOMB MORE ''''SYRIAN'''' ''''REFUGEES''''

I have never posted bait in my life, and if you repeat that kind of slanderous accusation again I'll be forced to admonish you.

Whats the Brit/pol/ consensus on LibDems legalising weed?
Personally think its stupid. the medical stuff is already legal here so why bother with recreational stuff?

Voting UKIP is best because it will keep them around to make sure that Tories tackle Brexit properly. If UKIP die then there's essentially no one looking over pro-banker, pro-migration Tory's neck.

THE POWER OF MONEY

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Lads, c-c-could we continue the talks over the possibilities of Vegas-ifying Blackpool that we had a few days ago?

We need to carpet bomb the Fylde Peninsula before we can do anything. Drive out the chavs to Preston too. I think if we want to pull this off then we should consider lowering age restrictions on alcohol and gambling? We need to piss off the Americans by snatching D A Y O O F from their claws. It's high time we had a gambling city ffs.

y o u c a n t b e a t b l a i r

>It's another 1pbtid shilling some meme party

Do you think that converting all 20 autists that regularly post here to voting Labour will actually make a difference?

>Corbyn with no migrant limits and hating the monarchy
>nationalist

You can tax it. Seems to be a licence to print money in places like Colorado, I think we might as well. If it leads to increased levels of degeneracy, hike the tax like they did with fags.
Win/win

I heard Blackpool is basically a dilapidated homo hangout these days.

They're shitty gloablist moderates running scared with populism-lite because they're not making any signs of recovery whatsoever. Fuck them even if I agree with the policy.

This is what most sensible people on here have been saying for months lad.

The issue isn't with Corbyn's economic policies, really, it's his social views. He's anti-monarchy, ostensibly pro-immigration (though being a socialist perhaps he's again doing this to appease the Blairites.), pro-abortion, pro-Islam, anti-Christian etc.

ok how do we start lad

Immigration is literally the biggest problem we'll face in the next decade though.

50000 refugees but dude weed lmao.
I think I might hate libs more than labour now.

thats what nevada is

This one fucking kills me every time.

youtube.com/watch?v=KNPzlFivd3M

What will the Historians write about this part of Britian's life in the pages of History?

Blackpool is a shithole filled with ragheads.

Well children like fairy story's.

Yes.
Romford.

That is why we need to regenerate it.

Start from scratch? Have the M55 cut right through the city for a start before going north along the shore to Lancaster would be an improvement.

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>win/win

Yes, making a drug that encourages lethargy and lack of motivation is wonderful for society. Let alone the mental health issues that go along with it.

We could tax plenty of evil things, and would likely make some short-term money too, but it's not conducive to a functioning society.

Absolutely pissed myself last night

Vegas is (hetero) hooker central, lad. They employ beaners to hand out cards on The Strip but because of the laws about soliciting, they're not allowed to talk to you.

tip top kek

EDL and Britain First seem like inbred football hooligans.

We need an upper class fascist movement

>That's a good idea r-right
It's what I'm doing.

Don't forget he wants increased protection for pikeys. It's like he wants to fucking lose, I've never met a person who likes gypsies.

We should make one from scratch with no memes, it needs to be 100% serious so the edgy preteens don't latch onto it.

So apparently a lot of senior conservatives are concerned about the Tory manifesto, because so far all that is announced is four main policies and apparently only Theresa May and a very small group are drafting it, with most of the cabinet not involved. The senior conservatives are apparently worried because they think Theresa May's instincts lie in combining a socially rightwing agenda with a centre-left economic agenda and that it may result in the end of the free market ideology of the conservative party.

>How can our future mars colonies be free of racism and sexism

Maybe by not taking niggers and whores on board?

I hope you aren't lying to me. Romford is exactly what I want to know about

Start off with a low level to tax to keep approximate price-parity with pre-legalistion.
Everyone who smokes weed now buys it from legal dispensaries, not from pakis.
Fewer drug dealers, same level of users (perhaps slightly more, but in Colorado, for example, usage dropped among teens after legalisation).
THEN you can increase the tax to drive the number of users down.

I don't think it's really any worse than booze desu.
Mental health issues are a total hoax

we had one. It died.

>tfw in a Lib-Lab marginal
Wat do?

Ukip aren't fascists you weapon

But we need to red pill the normies about the Jews and scare the old people shitless.

Move

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No lies.

RM6. Near the Moby Dick.

I agree with this in general, but after Rotherham I could never vote for Labour ever again under any circumstances even if Mosley himself became party leader

Fuck, beat me to it ya cunt.

Can;t prove it, but been here since the original /new/. I just don't think the left/right dynamic matters as much as overthrowing the neoliberalists.

>may in bed with multinationals
>wants to keep tax haven status for multinationals
>has no plans for any sort of reining in of corporate interests in government.
>fucking adores the saudis and jews, openly supported sharia law

May is english hilary and you know it

Yeah. He's fucked on immigration/sjw, I admit. But in the long term, he'll set the stage for better reformers. A populist candidate leads the way for us.

Probably. But we're out of the eu, which helps a lot - and historically neo-liberals shill for immigrants far more than either left or right. I can't imagine May will deal with it in any meaningful sense and labour, at least, won't outsource as much and can perhaps be trusted to deal with things like seasonal migrants, and corbyn and others have criticised workers being temporarily imported in the past.

>No "I don't like Comrade Corbyn and want his faithful to cry tears to sustain me" option

Useless poll.

Mosley would have probably left over it. Well, I say that, but Mosley (like Powell) were products of their time. That aristocratic man exists only in the past now.