Do you guys have any idea how much top American athletes would dominate the world of soccer? The best goal scorers in the world like Dost, Higuain, Benzema, Ibra, and Ronaldo are basically just target men who don't even do much actual dribbling. So imagine if Ronaldo was 8 inches taller, had 100 extra pounds of muscle, had a 45 inch vertical, and was even faster and more agile. Thats Lebron. Someone like Lebron could score 50 goals a year in La Liga just off of corners.
When will you finally admit that Americans are superior, Sup Forums?
Then why don't you dominate international football?
Gabriel Murphy
His belly button is like a steroid clit
Owen White
tfw the best football player in the sport's history is a spanish-descendant argie midget
Nolan White
See Lacina Traore
Jacob Price
>do you burgers even have sport where your "athletes" have to run for extended periods?
American sports have literally more breaks than actual play time.
Lincoln Smith
There are plenty big bugs already. None of them are particularly good though
Parker Morgan
The assumptions in this post are why the US will never make it big in international football.
Colton Walker
Big nigs. Auto correct is a nigger
Nolan Anderson
The football player is literally a manlet ameridumbs everyone
Xavier Hughes
Not sure youve noticed but soccer fucking blows. Its like hot hockey
Carter Lopez
Kek
Jace Edwards
He's also an autist! and not even the best player Messifags get out reee
Anthony Brooks
We have great nigger athletes because we had a literal eugenics program, slavery, going on for many generations.
Breed them like horses for a few generations for strength and physicality and thats what you get.
Lucas Long
Because all of our best athletes play in the NBA or NFL. No one cares about divegrass in the US since its such a pussy sport that relies on faking injuries.
Aaron Ramirez
1/4 croatian, No problem Argentina
Caleb Taylor
not at all. nba and nfl are rigged for niggers
white youths aren't even allowed to play in developmental leagues.
dead serious. it's all theater.
Jordan Roberts
Do you guys have any idea how much top Jamaican athletes would dominate the world of Bobsleigh racing? The Bobsleighers in the world like Germany, Switzerland, USA, Italy, and Austria are basically just target men who don't even do much actual steering. So imagine if the German team was 8 inches taller, had 100 extra pounds of muscle, had a 9 inch dick, and was even faster and more agile. Thats Usain Bolt. Someone like Bolt could go 300 mph in the winter Olympics while making corners.
Connor Russell
Their body types don't usually fit well into soccer. Niggers are literally built for basketball, but soccer not so much. >Someone like Lebron could score 50 goals a year in La Liga just off of corners. That's probably true
Anthony Perez
Being 6'7" wont really help you kick a ball. Europeans and South Americans start learning at like 2, and probably play everyday when they're young.
Anthony Harris
>Jamaica we have a bobsleigh team >sleigh
Landon Watson
If LeBron wound up a fewtball player, he would be dominating and unstopable. Probably one of the most physically gifted guys in the world. Pic unrelated
Justin King
Note that when OP says "american" he means "imported negro"
Good luck getting those guys to run for 90 minutes without their hearts bursting
Only reason handeggers can do what they do is because ameriball is 10% playing, 90% commercials
Brayden Smith
It's expected of an american to not understand football. It's played with your feet which means those closer to the ground and more agile are superior, like Messi In fact, the bigger and stronger you are the slower you become. Ronaldo is not a roid nigger, he is very agile and fast. Niggers are superior in hand-egg because its a sport of violence.
Carson Torres
>would >if >could
Angel Torres
You do understand "soccer" is more about stamina, technique, long therm endurance right ? You have two 45 min halves a big field. When there are "actions" you have to be on the top gear.
Those guys you linked would be out of breath in 10 minutes max, and useless burden for the team. Also they are just too big. Smaller, more agile players would take their ball away like you can take a candy from a kid.
Jason Cooper
No
Isaac Gray
>if >would >probably
William Nguyen
Dont try to explain that to him, he just identifies BIG NIGGERS a superior
Lincoln Murphy
>Do you guys have any idea how much top American athletes would dominate the world of soccer?
nigger.
Anthony Bennett
>Assuming giants could move a soccer ball with their feet as well as Messi.
It's just not their sport, user.
Matthew Garcia
> hand-egg is a sport of violence
it's more like a sport of bumper-cars
Joseph Watson
Niggers are actually shit at soccer. They have like half of the lifespan of typical white footballer, most of them are useless after hitting the senile age of 25. There was an affair recently with some nigger in Portugal who had fake certificate saying that he was 19 while irl he was 23, before the news have spread, huge, rich football clubs were interested in this guy but after it did spread, they went all "ahh, too old to bother".
Xavier Walker
Hand egg is just a pussyfied rugby
Levi Reed
>can do what they do don't pretend like it's anything special. Anyone can walk on to a field and do what they do. >turn around >look for ball that's supposed to arrive on queue thanks to the little pattern you ran >catch it with sticky gloves >defense is literally set based on the pattern you ran
zero thought is involved. the fucking best plays ever are mistakes.
William Bell
muh sides
Landon King
You need a certain kind of culture to develop good soccer players, i'm not even shitting you, i dont even care about sports but its a culture the US will never have
Ian Thomas
if someone can make soccer popular/hip in an urban environment, the rest of the world loses the last sport to america. hell, we've already come close to taking the world cup. give it a decade
Liam Nelson
Is that why African cpubtries winn the WC every 4 years Cletus?
>Burgers in charge of knowing about football
Bentley Cruz
You're a retard. An average NFL player could destroy the top soccer player in the world in the 40, and that's including linemen. Soccer players are not fast. They are basically slow marathon runners who stop to kick a ball every once in a while.
Jordan White
Words that you might find in a prediction
Lincoln Adams
Explain Pele then
Jonathan Adams
I'm not the hugest fan of the guy but he was an all-star football player in high school, in addition to basketball. The man is just built to dominate at whatever sport he tries. Total freak of nature.
He's still a scumbag for jumping ship to Miami, though. Sure he came back but it shows his priorities.
Chase Kelly
>soccer Its called FOOTBALL SOCCER IS FOR FAGGOTS
Austin Brown
Running around like a retard and flopping on the floor when someone looks at you the wrong way. Nah, we'll leave soccer to the pussies.
Joshua Ross
They don't have the stamina to play 90 min game + overtime. And soccer players don't use steroids or other performance enhancing drugs like in american sports.
Dylan Morris
>pussy sport
Yeah pal. I'm sure a non contact nog dominated sport and a shit version of rugby with ad breaks every five minutes are so much better.
Connor Gray
Pele and Ronaldinho are exceptions, really, given that they're both Brazilians I suspect jungle injun blood to be behind it.
Juan Bell
Niggers aren't Americans.
Lucas Barnes
if being a 2mts nigger was an advantage in soccer, then most soccer players would be 2mts niggers.
Joshua Thomas
You got that backwards, huezil.
Gabriel Cruz
Explain faustino
Jackson Jenkins
It's called soccer now because you let us cuck you and take everything you stood for and made it ours.
You never see the Brit flag next to the English Option
Adam Howard
Lol no. If there was money in it here, USA would destroy everyone easily. But there's no profit in it because Americans don't like watching unathletic manlets jogging for two hours so nobody cares. Americans just view soccer as decent base training for children before moving them on to real sports.
Jaxon Gray
>NFL
Please, they have more protection and padding than hockey for christ sake, it's just a meme sport compared to rugby.
France national team in soccer is more than half black now, their win rate has gone to shit since the days they were a white team. Blacks have better physique for a lot of sports, but not soccer.
Christopher Allen
>And soccer players don't use steroids or other performance enhancing drugs like in american sports. >Swedecucks actually believe this
Evan Adams
>muh money is that why tiny uruguay beats the fuck out of 90% of world NT's? face it, the WC always goes to Atlantic South America and Western Europe for a reason, people get really passionate and involved with the sport to a personal level, it's why tiny uruguay will always be better than china even if the later dumps billions on just not losing to uzbekistan next time
Juan Green
Dude on the left looks twice as manly as the chubby fag in the plastic armor, despite wearing pink.
Isaac Wilson
>American education
>American education
>American education
>American education
>American education
Hint: Every single American sport is just make believe like wrestling. Stats are fixed, matches are fixed, hell, even height and weight are literally fake stats.
Just google this shit. The NBA even measures its players in shoes and add 2 inches so they seem bigger. Vertical jumps are hilariously easy to fake the way the US measures them - it helps that most Americans never did a vertical jump so they don't notice. Football height and weights is like the WWE anyway. Everyone is eating roids like candy. And so on.
It's literally a wrestling show. Again, google it.
Jack Morales
Using drugs is not socially acceptable in most of Europe and elite athletes gets randomly tested from young teen years. Sorry for not being degenerate.
Nicholas Collins
I can see you do not understand too much about football....Lurk moar
Ryder Smith
Don't be naive. Just look how fast the players come back from heavy injuries. Of course they roid.
The US roids a lot more, though. A fuckload. I think no one except Jamaica, Kenya and Thailand roids as much.
Oliver Myers
Like I said, if there was money in it, USA would dominate, but there isn't. There's no audience here because soccer players are unathletic so the sport is boring for Americans.
Nathaniel Wood
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Brandon Powell
Typical swedecuck naivety. All pro athletes use PEDs.
David White
>You got that backwards, huezil. >Posts picture of Amerifat wearing armour while the mighty white man is naked to whatever is thrown at him
You know the more I see you people talk the more I wonder if race mixing would be best for you. Even niggers aren't this stupid so maybe they'll boost your IQ.
Jackson Mitchell
Bahahaha. You really believe that, huh? Hahahahaha.
Andrew Baker
Americans use the best technology, yes.
Parker Russell
Running in a strait line =\= quickly changing direction It's like comparing shuss and slalom at the winter Olympics.
Carson Scott
Maybe in the US.
Ryan White
Soccer is a woman's sport in the US. Hope Solo is basically the only player anyone in the US has ever even heard of before. All those names like "Dost" and "Higuain" are literally whos to the Burger, and Americans would probably assume that they are women, because soccer is only for women.
Benjamin Flores
>Americans are stupid, that means you are stupid Americans...
Christopher Martin
Well, black people generally are more developped than whits so i wouldn't be suprise. Blacks are top tier athletes.
Joshua Roberts
fuck off nigger read my post again faggot I'm fucking FURIOUS with you.
Mason Taylor
Because it's the truth. Nobody here wants to watch unathletic spics jogging slowly for two hours. It's simply a boring sport with no athletic talent.
Henry Thomas
>implying NFL athletes aren't agile
The fastest and most athletic NFL players are much more agile than the best soccer players.
Leo Green
It's the truth, though. Enjoy your Kayfabe.
Confirmed for never having watched football.
Hint: Football players sprint faster than your sprinters. On grass. With the ball on one foot and the opponent tryin to stop him. Look it up, Amerikaner. They also jump higher than your Basketball players.
No biggie though, enjoy your niggers, you seem to love them so much.
John Fisher
*blocks your path*
Lincoln Lewis
Nothing in soccer is quick. An average college football player from America is more agile (changes direction without losing speed) than the very top soccer players internationally. Simply a fact.
Aiden Williams
Latinos and european soccer players are all short men. They have to be quick with short legs to handle the ball. You wouldn't see them play NBA because they are so scrawny, so why would you expect the other way around?
Gavin Morales
What point are you trying to make? Modern NBA players can jump higher than ever before. There's no need to exagerate.
I agree with you on the fixing of scores though, that absolutley happens in any sport that matters. It's a tough pill to swallow for fellow burgers.
No, everywhere. All top athletes in the world use PEDs, or they wouldn't be top athletes.
Carson Peterson
>Simply an American fantasy FTFY fatty.
Not talking about the NBA where jumping high is literally your salary. But a 70 cm + vertical (again, measured differently than in the US and hard to cheat at) is good but nothing spectacular. Add 20-30cm for the equivalent in US verticals.
Camden Mitchell
nfl is way more physically demanding and taxing than rugby m8
Carter Martinez
>Football players sprint faster than your sprinters This is simply false. The top soccer players in the world would not be able to run fast enough to even make a division I college team in American football.
Elijah Clark
Nice opinion, but wrong. Just google it, kid. I'm not here to spoonfeed you.
Also, the NFL doesn't measure 100 meter performance, you idiot.
William Carter
and yet the one who has been best player for years, in the world, is Messi The White Midget
burgerbro, not everything can be solved by force you think NBA drift towards raw power was definitive yet the Warriors and their mix of power and ability will wipe the Cavs
now, fuck off
Tyler Wright
niggers are dumb
Landon Turner
>We would win in every international sport if we hadn't decided to make our own sports nobody else cares about so we could win at all in something ok
Hunter King
Those two would be goalkeepers or tap-in strikers.
Nolan Flores
Yeah, they have to carry around a massive armor that prevents them from getting hurt ^_^
Samuel Allen
>implying anyone not eurofag gives a shit about soccer Enjoy your beta boys prancing on grass for 3 hours queerboy
Andrew Ortiz
At least only some of them are niggers.
Joseph Morris
Btw that kid is only in high school yet would still best most professional rugby players 1v1. Euros are pathetic.
Samuel Brown
footballers don't really benefit from body mass on average, more mass consumes more energy, footballers are running all the time, well here in Blighty at least, where we play fast paced football.
Gabriel Cruz
>tfw Rugby is a lot tougher than handegg and doesn't use feminine protection
Henry Fisher
Lol. Do you know how many world class sprinters there are in the NFL? Running low 10s 100m is common in pro football, times taken in real meets and official times, not drunk hooligans hand timing a jog down the soccer field. That kind of speed is not seen in soccer. The fastest do not even approach it.
Noah Hill
>Dost
Jordan Nguyen
>tfw Rugby players don't even last long in football