WDD: Weapons of Digital Destruction

The NSA's leaked exploits for Windows are being put to use by an anonymous hacker as a massive cyber attack in the past month has swept across several countries. The malicious ransomware, called WannaCry, uses a backdoor in the Windows OS to access and encrypt a user's data. You are given a date by which you must pay them in bitcoins or your data is destroyed.

zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-12/massive-ransomware-attack-goes-global-huge

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You could have prevented this

>Wincucks suffer

Good.

Oh also, it mutates.

reuters.com/article/us-britain-security-hospitals-ransomware-idUSKBN1882O2?il=0

PAY DEBNTS

You can't watch your wife get gangbanged by Muhammads on gentoo, kraut.

>Implying Linux is not as vulnerable

ransomware is so 2015

Patch has been out since march so all those cucks getting rekt is just a logical consequence for being a degenerate

>never update anything
>everyone i know who updates gets shit like this
>me: so why do you update?

if i could run windows 98 i would, doubt anyones hacking that far back

lol windows users on suicide watch

>implying any of my files have any value

haha I just re-read his manifesto the other day. good times.
FUCKING LEAF OF COURSE LEL

How exactly do you get infected lads

Oh no, not my anime reaction folders!! >:-(

Watch these hackers be based out of Israel.

>People using it to commit petty crime
>No one using it to find the actual Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Masonic Luciferiann genocide plans.

>2017
>willing to part with your 10TB of smug anime reaction pics

What a fucking weird time we're living in.

Meh, I could use a reformat anyway. How do you get infected, and what redpills do I put on my hard drive to fuck with them?

>not having torrents that are no longer seeded

reminder to never click dodgy links on Sup Forums

MacBook master race here.

Tfw I downloaded the patch to fix this two days ago

The last time I dodged a bullet like this I had to suck off a judge, the prosecutor, and three investigating officers, at the same time

You dumb shits didn't delete system 32 when you were told. Now who's the one laughing?

>retard starting to realize this is real life and magic and gods aren't real

You're almost there...

Chances are it is autonomous; grabs whatever directories it's coded to grab, encrypts them locally, displays ransom info & bitcoin destination- so the author never actually sees your info presumably

I didn't read the article though

>2017
>still a network nigger

>doubting kek

rca-win64x.weaselsecurity.com/release/weaselav-2017-04-06.exe

So we officially /cyberpunk/ now?

If 99% of the fuckwads on the Internet disappear today, guess how much we will miss them....

>Magic and shit
I'm actually talking about verified information that proves everything in modern western civilization was been slated to kill the west.

Posting the PotEoZ isn't enough because people can easily dismiss it. Somewhere out there is something that basically says "Yes we won't to destroy western civilization and kill off white people".

So, real talk, why the fuck haven't you, yet? You got any reason to see the sun on Monday? Literally everything can be accessed with enough weaponized autism.

>nsa leak
>Windows says they patched it
>destroys European cyber infrastructure
Made me think

Hahahaha I have my anime reaction pics on an external drive they can't get it there. I'm putting it on my closet until this is over and using a temporary folder to save files.

>it mutates
Lovely. Really glad I ditched M$.

I'm not brave, educated and autistic enough. I'm merely pointing out that it's sad when humanity is given a massive cheating card they squander it on stupid shit rather than use it to invoke positive change.

>not having 2Mil worth of rare pepes

What useful data is even on ur mac? Ur facebook? Lol

We hurd you was having puter problems.

Hahahahahhahaaaaa!!!

Life really seem to suck in SA...

If anyone read the article you would know this only effects cucks who dont update their OS

Eh, not the first time I've have to rebuild my porn and reaction face folder

NSA colludes with Microsoft on an industrial scale, with Windows you're buying a confirmed spying device. This it is top news today, not tinfoily in the slightest!

Jewish business gets hurt, reputation of either side gets damaged, this is a happy event.