Brit/pol/ 22 year old Tory candidate edition

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

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I love mummy want to FORCE

Is Brit/pol/ going to make pro-Davison memes?

Who?

Nah, not worth the effort.

I bet you'll like this mummyposter

Perhaps

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nth for qt

Night lads, might have a quick tug to are DD

The night is young mai son. the big boys are up.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=WZFllWmI3rw

Night, be sure to keep us in your thoughts.

Any of you involved in local politics? Anyone ever seriously considered it? Any of you even party members?

> Cute.
> Conservative.
> Classic turtleneck that never goes out of fashion.
> Baking bread.

Who is this rose of England?

Here's hoping mr John Smith can take away all my problems.

t. getting drunk

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Listen lads I wont be here tomorrow OK
I have a life and dating a coworker and going to see Alien film an Pizza after !

fuck cucks

Hello John

Tory candidate for Blair's old seat. She could win.

Penny is T H I C C

Friendly reminder that Britons are the greatest race on Earth

like here

*blocks your path*

Oh I see... so now you have a cock sleeve you're dumping us? What about all the shit we went though? All those times we talked you down from killing yourself? Does all that mean nothing.

twitter.com/DehennaDavison?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

give it a go, why not. helps if you can hold your drink

Then maybe you shouldn't BE POSTING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEE

>white people

Will it be true, lads? what are the chances?

what fucking timeline are we even in anymore?

>twitter.com/DehennaDavison/status/857703078916706304

Is that a gun sign or is he asking for change?

Holy shit, that's very close to where I live.

There's actually a slim chance I could bump into her. They fucking hate Blair around Sedgefield by the way.

community politics are the future mai son. politicians wont help you.

the smart man's politics is harassing politicians, not supporting them.

I was also born in '95
How much just to push her legs back behind her head and insert my tip?

Not for long

Shut up.

Ed Baines would eat him alive

What does Brit Pol think of this is England?

>Want to write a film about skinhead's
>Opening shows a boy getting bullied by Jew
>Ov vey.
>channel 4 Jews change the script
>Have a guy tell a really soft racist joke having come back from prison
>Oh no he's like Hitler now :((
>Join bnp
>Go into to the only conershop with a posh paki
>Kill a nigger
>Throw English flag in sea cause fuck identity yasss

Wow, nationalism is bad...It really made me think

reminder she is married to a 60 year old

now im not even talking dirty.

but that girl is beautiful, like a work of art. very nice.

Is the NHS dead? Can I get a update please?

Look at me, I'm 6 F O O T 5!

Slim but anything's possible this election

have you actually been to Britain? Lots of the chicks are ugly and have no waist even if they are not fat.

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THIS WOMAN COULD RUN OUR COUNTRY

It's gay

> Watching anything on channel 4.

There's your problem.

A few drunk people outside my window a minute ago got approached by chavs I think, heard someone sounding distressed saying "I don't know what to do" and then someone else sounding like an aggressive cunt.
Think the "I don't know what to do" guy was alone with drunk girls and 2 of them are sitting on the curb and I can hear loud talking in the distance.

I hope the chavs don't come back and harass the bloke or I'm gonna feel inclined to go out there and I think I might get bottled desu

Police take like 20 mins to turn up too
Should I abandon my instinct and ignore them or risk it for a biscuit

Britain elects reckons she'll slash the labour majority to 2.2%. A little UKIP tactical voting and it might happen.

get it up her arse there

Meant electoralcalculus, oops

Reminded me of that QT from bake off

Who knows, a couple more retarded statements from Diane Abbott, and Jeremy Corbyn's car running over more people could help

It was passable but bad for all the reasons you just mentioned, the one that followed it was better because it stayed away from making preachy political statements.

Stop user, it can only get so hard.

I think you're talking about the Netherlands, Dutchbro.
A stunning Dutch woman is a sight to behold, but there aren't many of them. Most women there look like farmhands

Poor milky didn't deserve it.

I will ruin her an She be a SJW after *chat a bit *
Thanks that groom victim kek

Oh and she also works in a vidya shop

Peep Show and the foreign drama is good ITV-nigger.

no, you are an autist, and they are neurotypical. they would misinterpret your kindness and think that youre a weirdo.

abandon them to their cro-mangon fate.

rev up the meme cannons guys

>imagine Sedgefield falling
>the screams of BBC anguish could be heard form London to The Wall

THIS

NEXT THREAD MAKE RNHS THREAD

>gather facts
>help patch up the sinking ship


pic related: GCHQ, linked with May''s husband, was (AB)using these backdoors and knew RNHS was vulnerable

What's your constituency?

Pakis out.

Ignore it user but post pics outside your window, i had some guy smashing a street light at night it was so scary i thought he was a mental case slepth with my rubber spoon under me bed that night

Hahahaha, beat me to it.

>reminder she is married to a 60 year old
good girl
good girl

Durham is all you're getting.

SORRY I AM DATING OK !
STOP Making me FEELS Guilty cos you Not out there ok !
I will see if she has Frwends OK ??
Please Lads on Here Dont Hate me for dating OK ?

Do you mean those TV spin offs i watched the ending to this is England 90 it's just chavy roadmen 20years earlier i think desu

>linked with May''s husband,
wat? elucidate.
>knew RNHS was vulnerable
Of course the lads at GCHQ knew of windows vulnerabilities. They probbly had a hand in designing them, and I for one wouldnt have it any other way.

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You should travel more youngling. I've spent decades in both the UK & US and imo biggest difference is UK chicks are sluts and nowhere near as attractive GENERALLY.
Pains me to say it but, US population has spawned hot chicks thro immigration - go to a club in Boston, NYC and be amazed at the poon on offer..

strawpoll.me/12952522

They aren't your passports user.

I have the same situation as this guy, try Miami as well.

That's because you only interacted with sluts.
Probably because your fat yankee body would repulse most sane and pure Britons.

I meant to help the bloke if they started on him, the roasties are being loud and obnoxious so they're probably the ones which attracted unwanted attention, I hate women sometimes.

They've wandered off a bit so I can't see them so much, if they come back I'll try but It's a bit hard to get a picture because I'm on the end of the street and there's a lamp post opposite.

OUT, OUT- brief candle!
Life is but a passing moment-
A poor player, who Struts,
And Frets,
His moment upon the stage, and then is gone, and heard-
No more.

>Collector's Edition wanker
Dropped

Tonight's Shipping Forecast on BBC Radio 4 is hosted by a woman

REEEEE ROASTIE FUCK OFF FROM MY ROUGH SEAS

>playing computer games

Degenerate.

mummy

Scrap that, they've started shouting now.
I'll go and observe and record if it kicks off

But user, the guy told a raycist joke we all know that you need to kill blacks when you tell jokes. Also he fine but then when he get's out of prison the nigger beats him to death by a ANOTHER black supremacist gang.

>The key number is 6

Leicester born & bred - emigrated in '97. Married a yank, green card for 5 years before applying for citizenship.
English American.

>33 games

What a fucking casual I bet she doesn't even have a Steam account

Guarantee all her games are mainstream normie games and she doesn't even own one Japanese uncensored anime RPG import

scottishdawn.com/
tfw there's finally the Scottish Nazi Party that we need, and the symbol and flag looks bretty good too.
BLOOD AND SOIL.

Oh no lads, we have a problem.

I knew it was too good to be true.

You can only bang one, guys:

Mummy May or Dearest Dahenna?

Just heard my Chinese neighbours next door having sex. She got absolutely smashed. Not gonna lie lads, I got a chubby

Now there's a car flying round the streets screeching it's tyres

>Cataloguing games
>collecting steelbooks
I think she may be autistic

Careful user if your scared say your a Muslim and the police will to save you and give you benefits

I would literally face post-coital demise praying mantis style just to make sweet love to mummy

She has a fucking niglet?

No you aren't, no Brit would be so appraising of America and damning of Blighty, neither would a Brit refer to sex as poon. You're an American through and through, don't try and deploy your filthy American tricks.