Take genetic test

>Take genetic test
>99.5% European
>paternal haplogroup R2a

Am I a European poo-in-loo? How is this even possible?

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>How is this even possible?

I guess you are part nigger if you don't know the answer to this

>giving your genes to the jews

I didn't think it was possible for someone to be so retarded, yet here you are right in front of us.

Literally 0.1% nigger. It's right there on the picture.

I hope they clone me.

ooga booga

*smacks lips*
hey yo hole up

german mother, scottish father

My paternal aunt got one of those tests recently. She got:

1/4 English
1/4 Irish
1/4 Western Europe
1/8 Eastern Europe
1/8 Caucuses

Hot damn, you're some genetic freak.

It's like some Persian got wounded when Xerxes invaded Greece, got left behind, recovered, and then found himself some ho in Europe.

these test arnt even accurate you got conned

>Sub saharan nigger

Based. I'm getting my results back soon and I hope I'm 99.9% European.

>originated 33,000 years ago

STOP GIVING YOUR DNA TO JEWS

no no, you are their ancestor, before whites moved into sand land and became sand niggers

I was like 98 percent european, but i look like haji, thanks to the .2 percent north african and .3 percent ashkenazi.

>haplogroups are old as fuck
>0.1% sub-saharan african
>0.4% east asian

gee, i dont know bud.
maybe your ancestors thousands of years ago were pajeets.

>what is margin of error

Anything lower than a few percentage points is likely just genetic noise.

the only thing determining genetics...

is you

Except that isn't necessarily true, big guy.

Genetic tests like these are largely guesswork

Don't feel bad, OP. I got 0.2% Ashkenazi and my X is from Ashkenazi/Kurd Haplogroup.

Still 100% European though. Still whiter than Sup Forums.

Kys subhuman nigger. You better not have kids

Am R1b-U198

Eat shit poo in loo literally the Anglo-Saxon haplogroup.

Beautiful.

Flips go home.

R2a? With no Indian ancestry or middle eastern ancestry as well?

That's unheard of. You should really contact a genetics lab like Reichs lab at Harvard or something and tell them. I can't imagine how it got there

make me

Your great great great great great great great great grandfather was a nigger. Your bloodline got BLACKED some time around 1750.
You're not white.

I'd love to see what you look like. I'm envisioning a bronze skinned hapa.

You know the rules, the one drop rule, the one you guys came up with.

You belong down here in brazil cletus

One drop rule. Sorry sir, but you're a nigger.

rly makes me think

>mfw thinking about OP's haplo

.01% east Asian. Can I haz minority scholarship?

Dude you look like an australian abo.

u making a pass at me faggot?

You look Polynesian, I dated a Hawaiian girl in high school you got the same nose and hair.
She was pale as fuck though because all we ever did was play cod.

Sister did this test, got 100% European, no ashkenazi, no slavs
feels good man

probably because humans migrated and shit

Nope, instead you'll have to get 50 points higher than a White student, in addition to the 200 points higher than a latino/black student on your SAT.

Maybe I should move 2 Hawaii desu

You are Aryan. If I am the first to take the bate I really deserve some kind of award.

hmmm

djingis khan?

Trips of truth

Gypsies are originally from india. Looks like one of your female ancestors got GYPPED

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