Sup Forums what the fuck is this?

Sup Forums what the fuck is this?


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youtube.com/watch?v=ldK1gQSSTSo
pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid
news.com.au/technology/science/animals/mystery-creature-washes-up-on-seram-island-in-indonesia/news-story/b628f1e1ca3813a29307398dabb4f589
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A whale obviously

What the fuck

It's a blue whale.

Rosie O'Donnell

whale shark

hope this helps

>shitty brown savages don't know what a whale is
Call me fucking shocked.

A whale

Angels

fpbp

Cthulhu rises

It's a fucking WHALE.

It's always a Whale. They look weird, because they are 90% blubber.

It has bones

No way this is a whale dude

if this were 6000 years ago, someone would claim some outrageous thing and a religion would be born.

the better question is wtf is this? pic related.

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Shopped sea turtle.

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?

Yeah, it's a Whale. Dead things decompose you know?

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>walking around in bacteria rich water next to a decomposing corpse
Brown people need to be fuckign nuked

we killed the kraken. the seas are safe for pirates.

Existing religions accounted for giant monsters.

Kos, or some say Kosm

That's a vegetable

youtube.com/watch?v=ldK1gQSSTSo

must be op's mom

IT'S A FUCKING WHALE

kek

The replies to that guys tweets are filled with so many literally whos with blue checkmarks.

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Damn F to pay respects to that huge ass tucan

Probably gonna lose their kids or get some fucked up UTI.

Not again.

*Dicks.

its the all niggers beast from the must hang sea it's a rare capture but very timely

AaaaOOOOOOHHHHHH

the super low res pictures. lets get a better source faggot. and if they only have 3 pictures then this is fucking retarded.

pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

Daily reminder that there are giant intelligent underwater sea creatures on Earth TODAY.

Based

U mad u hav weak immune system wyte boi ?

A FUCKING WHITE WHALE

it's the bloated carcass of cthulhu

Sperm whale.

What the fuck are you talking about? It looks exactly like a badly decomposed whale carcass. There are literally tons of stories about this already, just google "whale carcass" and stop making other burgers embarrassed at belonging to the same country as you.

It's a chunk of Cthulhu's corpse.

It's the reason the US carrier battlegroup was late getting to Korea.

The title should be 'third world retards don't know what washed up on shore cause they lack neurons'.

Rosie O'Donnell couldn't handle the bantz and drown herself.

thats whats left of a whale from being swallowed whole. you know like owl shit.

no one can read that mongrel language you subhuman retard, also the bloop was your mom fyi

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>no one knows how it died

some rotten whale, half eaten

TRUMP MASTER PLAN

Bokchoy you nigger

It is the corpse of KEK.

Cthulu

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>tfw it's always a whale

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/12/massive-creature-washes-indonesias-serum-island/
telegraph has a video of it, you can see it's obviously a whale. it's decomposed enough that it's pectoral fin bone is visible

its a feminist.

fpbp
it's a decomposed whale

/thread

I feel like they know what it is but they play stupid because this story sounds better than "Beached whale shows up on Indonesian coast"

>couldn't be more obvious it's a whale
>OMG NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS! PLS RETWEET AND FOLLOW
the internet was a mistake

Is it unidentifiable because Indonesian locals are fucking morons or because they've had experts look at it and still can't tell what it is? Anything that large I immediately think whale.

That's a fucking whale.

Trump pls.

Has anyone guessed bigfoot yet?

Nigga thats amy schumar

>INB4 that's a whale

Is what i thought.

But alas , fate had other plans.

was it russians?

I disagree. Looks like ur mom.

It's Bigfoot!

Poseidon's condom?

This one has always intrigued, me, it clearly has limbs unlike all the "sea monsters" that are clearly just disfigured whale blubber

That's muh dik.

I miss muh dik.

What the fuck eats whales?

holy shit that whale has crysalids inside

XCOM was rigth all along, ready your plama weapons anons!

Giant squids

IT'S FUCKING A WHALE.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster

Was just gonna comment on that too

No dude it's clearly an unheard of species, that is so alien & abnormal.
It might as well live in the sands of Mars.

Seram means horror in Malay btw

A pile of India's coastal poo banded together in the Bay of Poopgal and then floated down the Malacca Strait like a good turd does and ended up on the shores of Indonesia

giant squid.

lots of things when it's dead in the water

once they're dead? anything

It's a turtle without its shell.

Whale aka the carcass of your mother

Cis-gendered, white, male whale.

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Has nothing to do with politics unless it's Lena Dunham's dead carcass.

stop saying giant squid retards

A screenshot from an episode of the Russian version of Seinfeld where Gregor pretends to be marine biologist.

Russia is hardcore.

Cooooo-stankov!

ITS PIKACHU

giant squid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid

>We called it Sin

That do look like a giant squid a fucking really big one. You can see it better in the video at news.com.au/technology/science/animals/mystery-creature-washes-up-on-seram-island-in-indonesia/news-story/b628f1e1ca3813a29307398dabb4f589

Large squid retards.

you can see the fucking spinal column

it's a decomposed whale.