/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE INVOLVED EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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First for Robert

Nothing like getting off work, pouring a nice glass of wine, and listening to nogs shot each other. How is everyone's nights going?

> she found a footprint on her deck and her door open

why not just say bob? it's faster

>You're making me want to make a 60 second "trailer" for the general using Protomen music with quotes like that, user.
Do it. No joke, make moar OC.

Still, keep my advice in mind. I'd love to see what you have.

is she a bigfoot tracker?

comfy bad user.

Pretty good man, I'm chilling with some whiskey but I'm almost out. Will have to either switch to beer or wine or break out the scotch

North American long haired greater pavement ape

Awh whats going on user?
Not too much of a hard liquor guy myself but that sounds lovely. How has the night been going?

>3 shots just fired

THREE
THREE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>a nice glass of wine
Yeah, it is about that time.
>You've started buying Riesling and Moscato for enjoying while listening to murder

>meant comfy user
was talking to room mate and typing at the same time and mixed both conversations. thx for asking though

TWENTY TWO
TWENTY TWO SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

thanks Robert I'll check those out. I'm more partial to a digital because I don't have the space to develop film myself

I feel ya. Gotta make sure to spread the happiness ya know.
Used to just drink pbr while listening but decided to be fancy tonight

Ohohohoho, Guy likes!

I thought I must have misheard that shit lol

>I've been wanting to get into photography for awhile, can you recommend a good camera to start off with?
For Film, I like Pentax MX for mechanical 35mm, I also have an LX electronic. Really solid, can find great used stuff on eBay too. Ridiculous range of cheap prime k-mount lenses, or screw type with adapter. MX is easier to start with, and ultra reliable

Also a Fuji 690 and pentax 645 for 120/220 60mm, love both

For a DSLR I prefer Nikon FX format, use a D750. Also carry a D3400 DX format for a cheaper rig, sometimes a Canon t6 but I'm not a canon fan

I saw D3400 in costco with 18-55mm and 55-300mm kit lenses and 32gb card for $499 on sale today, I buy electronics there a lot because you get a 90 day no questions asked return policy

If you buy higher end used gear just beware of aperture count and return policy

>Beware of aperture count
Explain

>we wuz space ships
they believe this too

Another MALE BLACK shot in the leg. So close for another junk/ass-o-meter

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>to be fancy tonight
I routinely cook evening meals now shooting for quality. I choose my dessert beverages the same way, all because of /cpd/. It seems appropriate to pamper myself while listening to the city that will never die writhe.

>>Beware of aperture count
>Explain
It's how many times the shutter has been cycled, some med/large film format rigs its in the lenses but on a digital it's a good indicator on how used it is exactly

any eBay seller that regularly deals with digi cameras will list it, or at least look it up in settings on request

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I work at a pizza place so most of my dinner is some tasty artisan pizza. What did you cook tonight?

so aperture count is like mileage on a used car? learn something new every day

so a new camera would have an aperture count of zero correct?

>What did you cook tonight?
stuffed Chicken Parmesan over angel hair pasta in a pink sauce, hot toasted french bread, and a house salad garnished with bacon and jalapenos to perk it up a bit.

>so a new camera would have an aperture count of zero correct?
yup exactly, its all in the settings easy enough to find

also worth looking at if you want something smaller for walking around are any "Micro 4/3" format cameras, especially olympus or sony, especially if you go slumming its less obvious

> ayyo capm traytray
< ayyo firss sargen Mike das it
> das rite I'm finna LAUNCH dis bitch
< so u saying., hol up my nigga hol up I gotta check my texts nigga
> lmao u dumb as wipipo tray .. we gota our texts in the mufuggin DASHBOARDD n shiiiiet
< Mike.... Mike did u remember my skittled mang
> don't worry traytray we just get some from some dumbass wipipo on Mars bro
< das it
*rocket explodes*

Damn nigga that sounds amazing.

>*Mike runs outta breff cuz he wuz ghostridin his spacewhip
SHEEEEIIIT

I swear I've heard

>Bobert

I figured it was code for an unnameable CPD agency

>*rocket explodes*
brilliant idea

FOUR
FOUR SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

It turned out pretty damn well, actually. I thought the pink sauce might be too fluid for the chicken parm, but hot damn was it good. Nothing says "I love myself" more than increasing the quality of the food you prepare for yourself.

Learning something new everyday. Good to know Robert

we got a spitter

this catbox.moe looks pretty dope actually

>aggressive panhandling
>spitting on people as they walk by
Fuck the homeless. this is why those laws get passed and people call the cops

>we got a spitter
assault! Battery!

Some user who was animating our OC was using it for the full size files (since 4MB is not a lot for animated wallpaper-sized .gifs). I saved the link just for that reason.

Coconut curry cashews and a tall glass of organic milk for my /cpd/, but red wine sounds great for tomorrow night

>Fuck the homeless. this is why those laws get passed and people call the cops
I once actually went to grab a bum a quarter when I had a glock 33 shoved in my wasteband (running from car to c-store) and managed to knock it down my pants leg, picked it up off the ground and he took off running

Whatever floats your boat :^)

tell that story on /k/ and watch everyone get triggered

>Customer is refusing to pay
I feel like there is one of these at least once a night

Fucking kekked loud, user.

>tell that story on /k/
>YULL GIVE YERSELF GLOCKLEG LOOOL

>tell that story on /k/ and watch everyone get triggered
they dont like Tiajuana carry?

I prefer a IWB galco skycop but I'm not picky, yet to blow my dick off in a hurry

Be praised, and yes. Either in walgreens, 711, IHOP, an UBER, or some other food joint.

>they dont like Tiajuana carry?
nope

>>they dont like Tiajuana carry?
>nope
>
Murad Hamedallah

hmm

problem was this was Ramallah carry, he got allahu akhbarred

RIFLE ROUNDS

RIFLE ROUNDS

RIFLE ROUNDS

RIFLE ROUNDS

RIFLE ROUNDS

IT'S FUCKING ON, CHAPS!

> rifle shots fired

>rifle rounds

oh shit nigga, bout to get real

>UBER
well that's just the drunk mother fucker refusing to get out. if you are using a UBER, the app is tied to a valid credit card and you get charged that way.
also
>RIFLE ROUNDS!

shit just got real

TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY FIVE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

>division and california
>rifle rounds
>silver infiniti, lights out
>plainclothes officers responding

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UNDERBUTT CONFIRMED

>shit just got real

what are rice ball grounds?

that actually looks like a nice place. the building on the left actually looks newer

they got weed in em?

>that actually looks like a nice place.
I little more shit when I turn around. lol

someone out there shooting off a draco

be safe snoop robbie rob

Bottom center graffiti says "DABS"

>[ANGRY YELLING ON THE RADIO]
Oh my.

oh shit! robert come get this bitch

why do niggers ruin everything?

>one Robert is responding to rifle rounds being shot
>be careful
>the other is responding to a drunk female

if he can't move i'd say hes probably a few steps past "pretty drunk"

she drunk

I'm not a robert!

Its in their nature?

So it does! I like this bizznass ovah hurr.

that sounded suspect when i heard it. im still cringing

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>So it does! I like this bizznass ovah hurr.
Puerto Rico in the house

They won't keep getting away with it. Not anymore.

I think you just found the secret La Raza HQ, better call Bobert

indeed

>On Morgan
>Throwing things at cars
WHO STREET? OUR STREET!

escaped 5150, ruh roh

damn, niggas using a tek-9

tec-9*

Another shooting.

I fucking love this city, and it loves me.

agar.io party mode code- (agar.io/#MZECJC)

change name to CPD

damn shit's been hot tonight. Everyone is shooting everybody else

>tec-9
shit gets real in the field

The o-o-ol' spray and pray. Chimps can't aim for shit.

>shit gets real in the field
Field niggas wanna be house niggas

nvm that server garbo

You've gotta admit, it is the most aesthetic weapon for this city, and our thread.

thing is tec-9's are shit, they jam constantly. Not like I expect hood nigs to make smart gun choices though.

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