NOOOOO I GOT INFECTED JUST BEING ON Sup Forums.... !!! THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY!!!

NOOOOO I GOT INFECTED JUST BEING ON Sup Forums.... !!! THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY!!!

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no you didnt nigger fuckhead. Did you download some shit from a link?

i literally have not been updated in about 6 months and i never get shit.

Mate, this shit only happens when you download shoddy crap.

Holy shit dude your shits all fucked up.

once it has infected a machine that is in a local network it can spread laterally, so if he shares the internet with someone who opened it and does not have the SMB patch from microsoft, it can spread to his computer through the local network by exploiting the shared media bus exploit that got leaked from the CIA a couple months ago

it didn't come from Sup Forums though. it came from praying at the altar of the Windows Jew and not regularly updating Windoze

did you click an PNG pic?

You're fucked now, buddy boy!

Should have installed Gentoo

when you are such a beta cuck you download a virus for (you)s

You're probably using one of the routers where there's exploits

I backed up all my files to an external earlier today because I'm not a dumb nigger

ooga booga web boy

That's what happens when you don't spend the money for a gold account.

Get rekt! Also (you)

Protip: input a bullshit bitcoin address, it doesn't even checks if it's real.

>computer to get bricked

wait, can they actually do this? can't you just reformat your computer?

i don't even have any important files

Downloads an attachment, clicks run, clicks yes install!
REEEEEE 4Chans!

Same. OP is just a faggot.

You can but you'll lose any files you haven't backed up. Dumb businesses and normies with all their photos in one place are the marks.

>picture offset at 270 degrees for emphasis of point
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Bitcoins.

Shit looks funny to me.

either this is true and thats hilarious
or you lied and doing this actually triggers it to delete all the files
and thats also hilarious

i have no antivirus and haven't shut down my computer in 6 months and everything's going swell

stop downloading nigger porn

If you actually pay the ransom for shit like this, will it really release your files? Seems like a scam.

Someone call the media!!

but why does OP have a folder called 'bombs' on his desktop as well as a voice changing app?

Literally just pay them. It's not even that much

Please deinstall Sup Forums you fucking noob

they often run a server that will in fact release the files

the reason is because if you dont release the files then everyone will find out and then no one will buy into your game

Lol now you're never gonna use your computer again haha

Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?

>but why does OP have a folder called 'bombs' on his desktop as well as a voice changing app?

OP is a tanned Dane

The Central Intelligence Agency/National Security Agency has taken over your computer partly due to the Vault 7 leaks.

Have fun, you're being dispatched a hunter death kill squad.

Seek shelter.

Download Microsoft security essential.

Best anti virus out there that's free.

can this infect iphones

Panda antivirus should fix it. Or maybe AVG.

You need to install gentoo

Better backup that hentai right now mate there's been huge waves hitting them
Don't open any emails until you do

>tfw AVG isn't free anymore

They are not going after Sup Forums. 90% of Sup Forums is broke faggots living with their parents.

It's a worm, it doesn't have targets

Seems fake

Download Utorrent it should fix it.

You're pretty stupid, eh?

My neighbor had the exact same thing happen to him. Same screen and everything. He got v& the next day.

Sucks to be you.

>bbc stuff

Does this have something to do with why bitcoin tanked today?

Sup Forums does not get you outright viruses unless you download shit or don't have a popup blocker/adblock.

You probably downloaded some shit off of here and fucked your own computer up if which is the case then get fucking malwarebytes and scan your files before either clicking the .exe or unzipping the random ass file.

I doubt you have anything of value on your computer mate. Just reformat who cares... Go back to Sup Forums..

>159 IQ
>6 figure salary with Benefits
>married to a cute Latina
>browses Sup Forums since 07'
Yes I'm as dumb as a doorknob

only windows devices that didn't get the March security update can be affected

just step by Sup Forums for the quick rundown

>married to a cute Latina

No you're just disgusting.

your child is hideous

Nice meme queer

>cluttered desktop

You deserve it desu senpai

>159 iq
>posts pic of wife and kid on 4chin
>posts salary on 4chin
>provides all into willingly on a pride bait

Jej

Just block port 445 and disable smbv1 retards

>159IQ
>Thinks its good idea to post family picture on Sup Forums

pass the link? I have extra $300 laying around

GLOBAL CHAOS!!

>don't release files: word spreads that you're fucked whether or not you pay, nobody pays
>release files: everybody still mad but anyone without a backup will pay

How good is 159 IQ and what can you do what someone like me in 69 IQ can't do?

Your kid look like a phillipino

checked

>Wincucks
This is an 18+ board, please leave.

astronomically underrated

sucks being you bro

you'll likely get kicked out of the basement yet again

probably not. it's going to tank again very soon, and probably adjust to around $250-300 per. definitely a good time to cash some out

Can I just say as a side note that I hate this fucking oriental cocksucking fish eyed faggot Hiro for fucking shoving triple the amount of ads and pop ups into this site than Moot ever did?

>NSA tool gets leaked
>People use it to commit petty crimes
>People don't use it for the good of western civilization

Really activates my almonds

>racemixing
>going on Sup Forums
Gas yourself

That's an abstract kind of tabs game.

>trying to bait people into promoting adblock so can ban the people using adblock

nice try Hiro

>not posting behind proxy on Sup Forums
moot could be selling your ip address just for fun

>Highest HDI

you didnt listen

>1 post by this id
greatest allies

They usually will. All they want is the money, and some people will just pay it to get back on their shit and the money isn't worth more than their time. Others are just retarded. It only takes like >1% to make a couple hundred thousand or more off of this shit too. It's crazy.

>Because I'm a loser 90% of everyone else is a loser.

> cute
> posts a picture of a chubby bland looking spic eating garbage in a shit-tier restaurant

god damn

>not all files on desktop are locked (low bottom right are ok)
>verdict is OP is an attention whore who password protected some of his files and is LARPing as a victim

Fucking poo in the loo

It only targeted hospitals and America wasn't hit despite what they say

>intel.malwaretech.com/botnet/wcrypt check again.
Yesterday Greece was hit too, but today i cant see anything.

What what!

It only affects Microsoft Windows SMB Server

*laughs in linux*

Very nice post

Hello IQ brother! Your kid looks Asian so I'm going to guess you're Japanese or perhaps Chinese.

My workplace got hit by the same kind of thing a while ago and we got better service from the ransomers than our IT guys.