Our roads into NCR are hung with the bodies of those who attempted to have TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM

Our roads into NCR are hung with the bodies of those who attempted to have TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM

LEGATE COLBERTICUS
YOU CAN'T ATTACK THE COMEY WITHOUT LOSING THE COMEY

The west has not seen true comedy, Only failed comedy like that of John Oliver...who deserved the fire that Hillary blessed him with

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You have taken the Colbert shitpost to an extreme I wasn't ready for. Thank you for the laugh, I die now with a smile.

Fucking kek
Thanks lad

Is Trump Mr.House?

You've heard of the Double Scoop Casino.
We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Confections.
A city of ice cream. Buried beneath a vanilla-white cloud... a bright, shining monument luring dessert hunters to their doom.
An illusion that you can eat dessert again, change your flavors.
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.

Im dying hahahaha

Maybe Republicans kill people without lookin' em in the face, But I ain't a fink, Dig.

You've eaten your last scoop drombf, Sorry you got twisted up in this scene..

From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the cream was scooped from the start.

Stephen Colbert, entertainer, singer... cuck... had his last show on the Double Scoop stage.
The joke he spent over two minutes planning fell apart, just as the first, by underestimating his audience's political leanings.
Not long after Trump left the Double Scoop, the lights in the theater shut off, one by one.
Only Colbert's Hologram remained on stage, joking silently to an empty room.
Still... as consumed as he had been with its riches and ruin, the Double Scoop had held him captive long ago.

>the cream was cooped from the start
top kek

hahaha can we make New Vegas colbertposting a thing

Don't worry. I won't lash you to a cross like the rest of these Drumpfkins

I want you to witness the fate of America, to memorize every detail. And then, when you move on?

I want you to teach everyone of Korbald Krompf eating 312 scoops of ice cream.

Fuck forgot pic.

top kek

Watching the late show with Steven Colbert almost makes me wish for two scoops of ice cream

hahahahaha

Kek.

topkek

>New Vegas Colbert posting is now a thing

SUBMIT TO AN ICE CREAM CHECK, ALL DOUBLE SCOOPERS WILL BE BE SHOT

>this thread

Less scoops make you more virtuous anons.

Don't be like Hitler.

i fucking hate these colbert shitposts but this bread is top notch

Democrats, this is Colbert. I know I can ramble on sometimes, but I need you to listen close for the next minute or so.
I got some bad news. I messed up, made a mistake. I thought I could help get Drumpf impeached, but it didn't work out.
Democrats lose all the time, it's part of the job. But if you fall in the ratings, get a bad scoop, that's it. You step down.
We rely on each other too much to let our comedy become a liability. A democrat knows when it's time. Only I didn't.
Somewhere along the way, something melted inside me. I couldn't find us a way out of this dessert.
I wrestled with it, and it took me down a rocky road. I wish I could explain it to you.
The old comedian's finally at a loss for words. Send me all the drumpfkins you can; I'll be waiting for them.

We've got Ice Cream we're not even allowed to scoop people! Only at Mick and Ralphs

It's Nazi ghosts I tell ya! Nazi ghosts that don't know they are dead. Hoping to steal our ice cream and take two scoops of it

Recover the Platinum Scoop. Once you've entered the bunker hidden beneath Trump tower, you'll receive further instructions.

Lost

Honestly though Legion = red-pilled fascist warrior
NCR = bluepilled goyim sheeple

Ave Amicus, the profligates will fall

Um President, after you are done eating those two scoops of ice cream, another settlement needs your help.
I'll mark it on your map.

I stan with the KHANGZ

>stand
stan though too

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>yfw you remember that "Ice cream" is the password to get by them that you can get by passing the Luck skill check

No faggot it was for that Mr. Gusty/Handy

You can even get pass them with low INT

D E E P E S T L O R E

faark I want to play new vegas now
what's the most redpilled build for the virtuoso aryan warrior? thinking melee or unarmed and explosives

It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, Reports coming out of the NCR indicate that President Kimball has received two sugar bombs whilst everyone else received one

Obviously melee, unarmed is for savage raiders.

the Legate, Dahnald

Unarmed and explosives.
Leave the tin weapons for the weeaboos

dead money best dlc

BUT THATS HEAD FRUMENTARII VULPES INCULTA

IM THE EXTRA SCOOP, WHAT NOW IRELAND?

Well m8...

So why did Scoop Boys make the Nightkolbert turn
schizophrenic?

the thing I hate about the melee weapons is the absolute lack of realism
the best weapon is the sword of the east, and it's a fucking sharpened car bumper. Why the fuck didn't anyone melt some iron for spears, axes and swords, especially in the legion?

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I'll impeach Drumpf because it's inevitable that he'll be impeached. It's Colbertian dialectics, not personal animosity.

>tfw not living under Caesar rule

it's Sup Forums incarnate

good thing he didn't spill his spaghetti in front of Caesar

>when you are completely bankrupt as an ideology you can always just make personal attacks

>not the inverse protonic axe

>a fucking retextured glass axe from morrowind

>be talking to Caesar
>noodles fall out of your pocket
>the entire Praetorian guard laughs at you

>With low intelligence you can pass to the third floor of REPCONN.
>Your character just screams "ICE CREAM!"

>With a Science skill of 80 or greater, the Courier can input the following code when attempting to enter the New Vegas Strip: 1C 3C R34 M. or Ice Cream