>Trump Gets Two Scoops Of Ice Cream Because He Is The President!

>In the middle of all that BORING Comey news, Time has learned Trump got two scoops of ice cream at a recent dinner, while everyone else got one.

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LITERALLY Hitler.

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ALPHA af tbqh

>ask waiter/chef/whoever how many scoops the ice cream is
>"Oh it's just one sir"
>"can you please make it two?"
>"sure, no worries"

Trump didn't get two scoops because he's the President, he got two scoops because he's the kinda guy who isn't so much of a pussy as to be too scared to tell someone what he wants

THIS IS NOT NORMAL

>two scoops of ice cream

That's it! Drumpf is done for! That's impeachment right there!

If journalists are pissed off about the cooking of his steak of the amount of ice cream he got, then he must do a great job.

It would be ten times funnier if he also asked for and received either sprinkles or, say, chocolate or carmel sauce. Everyone else just got plain vanilla. Fuck, can you imagine the butthurt then? C-caramel and S-s-sprinkles? my god keep him away from the launch codes.

wtf I hate drumpf now

Comey was fired while he was away from his office and was not allowed to clean his office.
What is in James Comey's life insurance folder?

Probably a picture of Blumpf eating 3 scoops

A pic of him eating strait out of the fucking ice cream tub. Waking around the oval office dripping melted cream all over. Fuck he probably dripped some on spicers face on purpose

>launch codes

I think you meant lunch codes.

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Thanks for the chuckle Hans.

And all the others sat there like the fucking cucks they are, not daring to ask for a second scoop, too.

Haha

We need an edit of this.

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this proves that the patriarchy provides privileges to white heterosexual cis-men.

412992 minutes in paint.

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10 minutes in something better than paint

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TEW SKEWPS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Stop reposting this shit here.

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I'm not following. A single article mentions this ice cream thing while 5000 discuss Russia. Are trumpanzees strawmanning as a coping mechanism for the eventual show down?

>Not 8 scoops
Cmon Don you can do better than that

>one scooper talking shit

How can your pathetic attempt even compete?

Sorry Elijah, but I saved the Slov's.

>8 scoops
Slow down, Rosie. That's too much.

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>not 1488 scoops
We've been had again!

Trump is a fat ass.

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>be billionaire
>be president of USA
>still cant get two scoops of icecream
What the fuck is those people problem.

kek

not really funny

ART THOUGH BULKING DREMMMMPPP?

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If two scoops is presidential, how come all Americans are fat?

Checkmate, Atheists.

My scoops are too strong for you Colbert

Underrated.

How do we end Donnie Two-Scoops's reign? This has gone too far.

NO FAIR DRONELD TRUPFT
WHERE'S MY SECOND SCOOP?

Has any other tyrant in history been this brazen!

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Mike
Two
Scoops
two
genders
pence

>fires CONE-y
>proceeds to eat TWO SCOOPS
dang

UNHAND THE SCOOPS
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Look at the fucking picture, numbnuts. You don't scoop a magnum icecream on a stick, it's prepackaged.

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RELEASE THE SCOOPS DRUMPFY DOO

Drumpf is a big boy now.

that russia discussion is not good for the DNC. It came out they faked the russia allegation.

(((Clear Stone)))

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL JUST LIKE YOU DEVOURED THE T W O SCOOPS HLOMPFUF

REINSTEIN

>only two scoops
fucking DYEL

Fake News CNN actually made this a headline.

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Why does the Don having two scoops is like doing the 6 gorillion?

American politics is like reality show.

Maybe the beta pussies at the table should have asked for another scoop if they wanted one so badly. Trump was probably testing to see if anyone had balls, or of they were all just meak, passive, bottoms.

They failed the 'ice cream scoop test'.

fuck i was thinking this

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If you can't get 2 scoops of ice cream while president then what's the point

HE IS ALMOST LEAVING HUMAINTY BEHIND
CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

CMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

"1 scoop for each gender there is, please!"

Somebody got the actual video somewhere?

DID I HEAR TWOOO SKOOPS GLUMBF?

All these flavors, and you chose salty

Do better

He's a fucking asshole

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DURELD GRRUP HAS TWO ICE CREEM SCOOPS
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