> Be Malta > Tiny ass country, no resources > Right in the middle between North Africa and South Europe > Occupied by everyone >Bombed to shit in WWII, historians estimate it was worse than the bombing of the British coast > Is never taken over > Acquires independence in 1964, a shitty independence, practically a Canadian-style monarchic democracy > Says fuck that noise, turns into a Republic Presidential democracy in 1974 > Still poor as dirt, still no resources > Through tight economic policies, builds social services like schools and pensions by the late 1980s > By 2017 has overtaken the poorer part of Europe and is still improving
Remember this when you hear a 'muh colonialism' argument for why countries full of diamonds and oil and minerals in Africa still are starving in huts with no clean water.
Do yall still got them knights of saint john? Would be preeety handy for crusadin time
Lincoln Mitchell
Malta is nothing but an island full of jews
I have been there. It is like a slave island for kikes where they hide their money, wash it and abuse workers.
There are many jobs in Malta popping up for german monkeys who want to work in call centers for next to no money. Similiar to the jobs they are offering us here for Dublin, Ireland.
Also .. what is it with all the Libyans in Malta?!
And why is it so degenerate?! I was in a bar where you could lick cream of girls tits for 50 cents
Leo Perry
well to be fair is easier for you , Malta is not full of nigger.
Ryder Carter
Was there one summer few years ago. The island is overcrowded, and I notice a few nigs there. They need to deport them under the premise that there is no much space.
Kayden Howard
>not full of nigger Pierre, maybe you have lowered standards when it comes to the number of niggers. But 100 nigs on populations of 0,5 millions is many.
Tyler Richardson
M O R G A N B L A C K
Nicholas Watson
Overcrowding is a problem, if you want to go to less crowded areas, try Gozo.
There are quite a few niggers but we've halted immigration, and are incentivising them to fuck off, so it's a net negative.
>Malta is nothing but an island full of jews. I have been there. It is like a slave island for kikes where they hide their money, wash it and abuse workers.
Context: Krauts are mad with us because we and many other smaller countries like Ireland keep blocking their attempt to force a common tax regime.
They want access to the European single market and everyone's tax regime to be like the German one, so Germany steals everyone's business and turns the rest of Europe into a ghetto.
You can go fuck yourself Hans. Ain't ever gonna happen. :^)
Lots of trade with Libya, why wouldn't there be?
>And why is it so degenerate?! I was in a bar where you could lick cream of girls tits for 50 cents
At least in Malta it's consensual. (No idea what he's talking about, unless he went to some gentlemen's club and got butthurt)
Zachary Stewart
Fuck Malta and their fucking internet casino business
Bentley Evans
R A R E A R E
Sebastian Gray
MALT LIQUOR
Ryan Rodriguez
Scotfag here.
Inspirational story and I hope you continue to improve. Well done for taking the time to put what the Kraut said into context.
All economic union does is drain from the smaller countries to the larger countries. As it was with us during the first century of the Act of Union, and still is today, and as it is now with Germany and the EU.
Peace, brother.
Wyatt Thomas
Tatada you should all kill yourselves.
I..
I am out. Bitches.
Jaxson Young
Sites like Unibet are the only reason I can bet on sports. The state still claims a monopoly on gambling/betting. It's against EU law, but I guess the EU laws and regulations only apply when it comes to rapefugees.
Leo Price
Lol u r gay
Thomas Cooper
Fuck off, Scott's get more money per head than the English, Welsh and Northern Irish. If anything, you dirty savages are draining the rest of the union.
Michael Ward
This you?
Christian Howard
Fun facts: Our corporate tax rate is 35%, we follow all the Anti-Money Laundering Directives, have a strict AML regime that finds UBOs, the same as the UK's.
And our registry shows shareholdings and whatnot for free.
The "muh money laundering muh tax evasion" thing is literally just slander by butthurt Germans.
I think he's referring to the common market - If there is one, there's literally no reason to open in Malta, or Estonia, or whatever, when you can open in Germany.
Except for tax reasons, or just cheaper living space, workers, etc.
Leo Davis
No thats xyz4 just look him up on 4plebs archive and read his posts
Jason Harris
Kind off of topic, but what is the racial make up of the Maltese people? Are they mostly European, Arab or what?
Hunter Hill
Who are the Maltese people actually? Are you Italian, Arab, British?
Robert Harris
who cares. the girls got big tits
Isaac Rivera
Its a nice place, the poor parts genuinely look like iraq or turkey though
Gavin Wright
Not as white as Sup Forums would like it probably.
> Y-DNA haplogroups are found at the following frequencies in Malta: R1 (35.55% including 32.2% R1b), J (28.90% including 21.10% J2 and 7.8% J1), I (12.20%), E (11.10% including 8.9% E1b1b), F (6.70%), K (4.40%), P (1.10%).[25] Haplogroup R1, I and J2 are typical in European populations and E, K, F haplogroups consist of lineages with differential distribution within the Middle East, North Africa and Europe.
How long ago were you here? We've been doing infrastructure improvement and all.
Ayden Stewart
Calm done francis
Joshua Reyes
Malta has strong catholicism which I like as well.
Dylan Hill
I went in 2010 or 2011
Jordan Gonzalez
rich globalist kikes built up Malta and youre licking their boots Mmmmmm tastes good don't it?
Lucas Murphy
Interesting. One of my friends is half Maltese, half Anglo he has dark skin and hair but light eyes, where as his two sisters have blonde hair, blue eyes and light skin. So they can't be too muddied if they are producing aryan looking children right?
Cooper Hughes
My parents are from there I wish moving there myself was practical I really don't like it here but I was raised in America my whole life so I'd be an alien there Everything's terrible
Nathan Ramirez
Interesting. So you probably look more or less like Southern Italians?
Do you have a lot of refugees coming through?
Christian Wilson
I've got blonde family members, green and gray eyed family members, while I myself am olive skinned but pale, brown eyes brown hair, and my father looks brown (and gets upset when we point it out and call him an Arab).
Are you okay?
Lol, did you go to Marsa? You went to Marsa didn't you? (That's where all the niggers are)
Yes to the first, yes to the second but we put our foot down recently. Our PM is a faggoty feminist and he still is against mass refugees. Stopping immigration + incentivising the rest to fuck off = net negative
Nicholas Morales
Britain gives loads of support. Same with Cyprus and Gibraltar.
Daniel Gonzalez
lol, you're not giving us free shit, mate. When we broke away from you, we literally had zero social services.
We certainly appreciate the good relations and the trade though, I hope the EU doesn't get in the midst of that.
Jaxon Long
>all the vatican flags
is this a crusade thread?
Nathaniel Morales
The last news I heard from Malta was that a firework factory exploded Were you in the blast radius?
Chase Young
Maltese girls are the biggest whores of Europe
Eli Hall
Maltas a tax haven though. Also you are a part of Europe so that's a huge blessing.
Luis Bell
Malta is way too crowded tbqh.
Fucking love pastizzi
Daniel Moore
>! I was in a bar where you could lick cream of girls tits for 50 cents
Address please!
Bentley Long
> 35% corporate tax rate
> Tax haven
I see Kraut slander has reached you.
Fireworks are a big deal here because of all the religious celebrations. Unfortunately, it leads to a bunch of people without proper safety standards doing it.
It doesn't make the populace happens, but the idiots doing it are stubborn. It's lead to police crackdowns, then the people actually chipping in to help them with the costs of safety regulations, because we love our fucking fireworks.
Pastizzi are the shit. I suggest Gozo if you want some more open space tee bee eich.
Jeremiah Robinson
There was a Maltese girl in my Uni and she is a huge slut. I remembered how before I did her she was reluctant and said she was religious. I simply fondled her pussy gently and she was riding me all night like a nymph!
Isaac Scott
No, i was near st pauls bay in "bugibba"
Bentley Hill
How much would a junior Software engineer earn on Malta? How much after taxes?
Gavin Ross
> Pastizzi are the shit. I suggest Gozo if you want some more open space tee bee eich.
Implying I haven't been to Gozo. Gozo would be pretty cool to just spend some days and do everything by foot. Still somehow crowded.
RIP in pieces azure window
Also, Marsalform is literally one of the worst places I've been to.
Wyatt Johnson
Hm... Bugibba, really? That place has a lovely seaside.
lol Not enough. Look, we're nowhere near Germany.
Benjamin Jackson
What you forgot to mention is that it did this through tax evasion schemes.
Sebastian Martinez
> Notice how it's always the Krauts insulting Malta for "MUH TAX EVASION"
We're never passing your equal tax imperialism bullshit, Krauts.
Oliver Lewis
>>On paper, Malta has the highest corporation tax in the EU – 35%. But the report states that the actual rate is only 5%, once generous refunds on dividends are taken into account, an analysis backed up by an earlier study from the EU executive.
Justin Gray
> Retained earnings aren't a thing goy
Nathaniel Ward
I was there last summer in valetta I think or a city near valetta. Forgot desu but the girls there are nice + the people are European and very Christian.
Tbh I wouldn't live there since it feels more depressive than a commie neighborhood with how small houses are and how close everything is to each other.
Also noticed some African trashmen walking around but besides that and some roach tourists it felt very european
Gabriel James
Won't lie, the population density is kinda miserable, it's like living in a city except for the buildings aren't that high rise.
Maybe eventually artificial island technology will happen.
Jose Baker
Well there is enough land available to create new big houses but most cities and places seem to be concentrated very close to the sea.
I just hope you guys won't suffer from the migrant problems.
>go in a tourist shop >Deus Vult memes everywhere
Yep you guys are based
Brandon King
htf are u in vatican rare asf
William Bell
visiting Malta made me believe in the Cross again
also you guys get way to little credit for the actions of the common Maltese during the Grand Siege
Levi Diaz
The Knights of St. John are glory hogs :|
We did, but as I said, our PM is a faggoty feminist but he's cool on immigration.
Nathan Thompson
>be Caravaggio >be a talented thug degenerate murderer >end up in Malta >get to paint a timeless masterpiece for the Holy Order of St John
Gavin Wood
How can you be poor when you are that small?
Brody Wood
... How does being small make you richer?
Sebastian Gray
Neviilz do the cam thing.
Grayson King
I don't get it
Ayden Cook
Isn't he your only celebrity?
Caleb Martin
I like it here. I've lived here for 1 year and got 1 more to go before I return to my home shithole. I've got a few gripes though.
>Language is fucking hard to learn as a European. After one year, I can understand a bit of what people are saying, but I'm far from speaking it myself.
>Traffic is hell, especially in summer, and especially in Msida. The Valletta-Sliema ferry used to alleviate that, but now it's getting full of tourists there and you need to be early to catch a spot.
>All the tourists. It's pretty annoying to me, and I'm practically one of them. It must be even more annoying to the Maltese.
>Rent is high, and getting higher compared to salaries.
But I do like the lack of degeneracy around here. Not what I expected when I first arrived.
Thomas Allen
Our language is hell to learn, and I say this as a native.
>Traffic is hell, especially in summer, and especially in Msida. The Valletta-Sliema ferry used to alleviate that, but now it's getting full of tourists there and you need to be early to catch a spot.
Absolutely. Msida is the bottleneck where everyone from the Sliema area goes to pass to the south or to Valletta.
And the Rent situation is fucking untenable, I'll give you that. We still don't have salaries comparable to the UK, or France, Sweden, US, etc.
Owen Cruz
Our language is hell to learn, and I say this as a native.
>Traffic is hell, especially in summer, and especially in Msida. The Valletta-Sliema ferry used to alleviate that, but now it's getting full of tourists there and you need to be early to catch a spot.
Absolutely. Msida is the bottleneck where everyone from the Sliema area goes to pass to the south or to Valletta.
And the Rent situation is fucking untenable, I'll give you that. We still don't have salaries comparable to the UK, or France, Sweden, US, etc. But the rents are as bad.
Connor Taylor
Hey I planned to visit Malta this year to meet someone. Seems like a nice place. Do Maltese count as white people? My friend just doesn't look like an actual white guy to me. Which is fine, I'm black. Will I be mistaken for a refugee?
idk I never really knew about Malta. It's an interesting place.
Jeremiah Carter
> will I be mistaken for a refugee?
Likely, that's like 99% of all black people we see.
> Do Maltese count as white people? My friend just doesn't look like an actual white guy to me.
Questionable. Some of us are olive-skinned, some of us are brown, some are blonde and blue-eyed.
See above for the Y-haplogroups
Aiden Martin
Hi Mr. Benedict, post twice if you need help and they're holding you against your will...
Dylan James
don't worry about the Maltese, only Scandinavians (including me) and drunk Russians in the "expensive" parts.
Michael Adams
Dude, Maltese people are racist as fuck. And the immigrant crisis just made it worse.
Ryan Davis
less than 5% effective to shareholders though (hence tax haven according to some EU economies), very competitive for holding/ investing/ trading etc.
Jaxson Price
true.
Mason Thomas
I like how the parking was based on the honor system when i went there in 2004. It was also hot as fuck when i went there.
Aiden Long
Goddamn I wish I spoke German. I'd get my ass to Malta.
Nolan White
No offense mate, but you aren´t blocking anything. You´re as relevant as cyprus.
Logan Diaz
>to shareholders
And herein lies the rub. It is only 5% effective to shareholders (not less, it's 30% return) if there's declared dividends.
If you keep any of it in retained earnings, it's lost.
Furthermore, we have very strict Anti-Money Laundering rules and you can literally download any company's shareholding for free, even private companies, off the website of our Registry of companies.
If that shit sounds like Panama to anyone, they're retarded.
The tax rules require unanimity, therefore, you can suck our dicks. And Cyprus' dicks. And Ireland's dicks. And every other small country's dicks.