Why does he get two scoops?

Why does he get two scoops?

WTF I WANT TWO SCOOPZ TOOOOOOOOO!!

someone post the meme

He's the most powerful man in the world. Bitches best recognise essentially. Sage

Two scoops, Impeach this mother fucker now

Journalists are just jealous 'cause they don't have ANY scoop!

>2 scoops
CMON DONALD

Drumpfy wumpfy gets two scoops!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Holy SHIT!

>Reinstein
What the fuck are you waiting you americucks, to get that black dick shoved in your mouth and ass?

BUZZFEED BREAKING NEWS!

>"tremendous ice cream, could I have another scoop please?"
>IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH

ONLY 2 SCOOPS??? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO GET BIG?

>Just 2 scoops
>Not your own SUCCESSFUL ice cream brand.
COLBERT KEEPS WINNING!

Thanks /fit/

Bretty gud user

its amazing how jews are so triggered by trump, even while he sucks their dick.

i guess kushner jews are different than marxist media jews

Reinstein

>You are not allowed to eat two scoops of ice cream in the land of free

gee, donald! 2 scoops?

If the President does it, it's not illegal. We can all have two scoops now.

GEE BILL

The God Emperor is ordained by providence and requires our blood and treasure to protect the greater good

>trillion years
You are retarded. Hawking radiation takes up to 10^90 years.

Read the NYT article.

TL;DR: the waiters know Trump's habits and give him different shit from everybody else. The details make Trump looks like a child though. While based Pence eats fruit instead of dessert.

>Why does he get two scoops instead of just one.

Because he's the fucking president of the United States of America.

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He cost the tax payers a whole extra scope. He probably had to get a special microbrew batch from secret service that no one else was allowed to have for security reasons. Itd be wasteful for him not to get two.

>they really believe that on reddit

Wow. Having preferences and not conforming to others. He sure looks like a child. IMPEACH

What's with the green circle?

>REINSTEIN

cut him some slack, hes a pathetic weak beta faggot. If they would not do this nobady would even notice that he is power.

he needs this symbolism after being BTFO by every one internationally and domestic.

Just add this to your reports and prevent idiots raging about this hardly news.

DDDUUUUUUU POOOOOOOPSSS

HE IS JUST EATING FUCKING ICE CREAM

FOR FUCKS SAKE

((((Reinstein))))

Every fucking time

2 SCOOPSDSPDDF GRROOOOMMPFFFFFFFRLRLRLLRLRLRL

Im fucking done with life, what the hell is wrong with EVERYONE

>Having preferences
>sure looks like a child
If your preferences are like a child's while you're fat, then yes.

He gets away with it.

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

When /fit/ is not being gay or autistic you guys do come up with some funny shit now and then.

SCOOPGATE

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

Fucking lol thanks what I thought

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

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I wonder if we're getting a gender scoop gap next

This week has been a hell of a year for comedy.

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

Because mom likes him more than you.

nailed it

I wonder. If you were to be invited to eat at the White House, and you asked for two scoops, would the staff bring Trump 3?

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

>media tries to hide that they're jews

>complain about an additional scoop of ice cream which could cost no more than ten cents

Obama isn't fat, you mentally inane shill.

Joe Biden pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

>Little Trump: aw Mommy, can't I have two scoops?
>Mom: When you're president you can have two scoops, okay?
>Little Trump: You're on, bitch.

2 SCROOPS DONGAL, 2 SCLOOPS

skinny fat, no bulk.

Nigger it depends on mass

I can see how this is going to go
>Trumps War on Ice Cream
>Trumps Cold War

2 scoops vs $65,000.00 worth of hot dogs

In other words, you are fine with the fact that the U.S. media sees nothing wrong with fat shaming?

The libtard left: Nothing wrong with sticking your dick in another man's filthy ass, but what a disgrace you are if you are overweight.

This is a disgusting peek into whats to come. Right now its two scoops and one scoop for everyone else. Tomorrow it will be three scoops and so on.....

It's health shaming a 71 year old public servant.

And you are mentally ill.

Fronald Frunk! Wha yaarh git two scoop fo!?

ROOOOOOOOONAAAAALDDD

Because hes the President

Obama pigging out. Why didn't the U.S. media ever make a big deal about this?

HOLY SHEEIEEEIET GRONALD HLUMPF GETS 2 SCOOOPS HOW CAN THIS BE THE US PRESSIDDDEMNNNTNTNTN!
IMPEACH IMOEACH IMPEACH
WHY BLUMPF GET 2 SCOOPS I WANT 2 SCOOOOOOSPS

When your Donald's age you might feel differently desu

let him forever be known, from this day fourth, as Donny 2Scoops

>if it wasnt so scary it would be acceptable
2 fucking scoops of ice cream FUCKING 2 how is that scary in any fucking way

>health shaming a 71 year old public servant.

Hmm. And yet the U.S. media completely glossed over the fact that Hillary has a serious neurological issue

Are you okay?

>Hillary has a serious neurological issue
Maybe because the U.S. media isn't publishing stories based on fabrications.

he can't keep getting away with it

>health shaming a 71 year old public servant

And yet somehow the U.S. media didn't seem to mention that Hillary is grossly unhealthy.

there has to be a PS version of this picture with obongo sucking off michale right?

Only true Emperator can handle two scoops.
Praise him. Alpha as fuck.

>Hillary is grossly unhealthy.
too much pizza

Of course the commies at time would bitch about there not being an equal distribution of scoops. Earn that second scoop

Weird because Alex Jones said this was true!

Disregard that she was more fit during all three debates.

THE CONE SAYS ISLAM WTF

Please mr President, may I have another.

>those fucking ankles.

when i get that age im going to be juiced to the gills

Ol' Joe pigging out. U.S. media ignores.

>tfw no energy because ran out of pizza anal

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>dinner
>everyone eating
>Trump is a fat fuck so he wants another ice cream
>"sorry can I have some more ice cream please"
>literally nothing

Why has this not been photoshopped yet?

we need an independent investigation

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kek

WTF. FUCK THIS DUMPF BASTARD
RACIST, BIGOT PIECE OF SHIT
2 SCOOPS? 2 SCOOPS?
IMPEACHMENT NOW

GEE DONALD
TWO SCOOPS?

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GIVE ME THE SCOOPS DAHNALD BRUMTH

scoopgate
impeeech nau