Brit/pol/ - SURGE edition

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

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twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes
twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/861846153540796418
twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/862289801126576129
youtube.com/watch?v=1nfbp4DPcfQ
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4349832/PETER-HITCHENS-One-thing-stop-attacks.html
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/07/donald-trump-syria-strike-tim-farron-assad-chemical-weapons-theresa-may
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Reminder that if you think any of our problems will have a democratic solution you're fooling yourselves.

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Reminder that Labour would barely get a majority even if they got a 1997-level landslide.

mummy

Kiniro Mosaic got a 12 rating apparently

>your problems
>any solution
It was a good run, time to let go

Consider suicide m8.

>tfw they made her wear that top to cover up her skank tattoo

FORCE

>>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
They weren't targeted

science i hope labour win

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BBFC are doing new anime ratings? Fill me in senpaitachi

>science i hope labour win

tfw your pornfu becomes a meme

> Watching cartoons at your age.

What would Hitchens think?

>>NHS computer systems targeted

No, doctors are just notoriously prone to getting infected.

>Drift into being more left wing just in time for Labour to get utterly BTFO this election

karen a cute

teacakes a tasty

Oh yes, most certainly.
twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes
twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/861846153540796418
twitter.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/862289801126576129
I never knew Michael Rosen was such a lefty until I checked his twitter.

Hitchens is a kike lover.

Cute!

What makes you say this?

karen a tasty

Shit taste lad.

>acts all redpilled yet never calls out the jews

Didn't know the Doctor's assistant was a PoC

:3

Do you even know what a meme is?

yes she's an autistic dyke too

>PoC

karen not for consumption

He really isn't though.

He's a dyed in the wool Christian, he will only ally with Jews when against Muslims.

>pornfu
>flat
>awful dye job
>face like a monkey
Are you alright?

every fucking poll I see has Labour on +4 or +5 or even +7 once yet they never crack 31%.

The fuck?
How can they still be gaining if they aren't moving?

>Voting Lib Dem

Who the fuck does this?

Wank tanks who are like "le enlightened superior above it all"

Anyone else voting labour with zero enthusiasm

His brother Christopher was very happy to discover their Jewish heritage.

youtube.com/watch?v=1nfbp4DPcfQ

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>Calls out Jew
>Britain's Anti-Semite laws kick in

Looks like a rare case of Bonius Erecticus

>Who the fuck does this?

Very few people apparently. Was considering it until Tim started shilling for rapefugees again though.

The cyber analyst who accidentally triggered a 'kill switch' in the WannaCry ransomware has written about how he panicked and then literally jumped for joy as it became clear what had happened.The virus has shutdown parts of the NHS and infected computers all over the world with users ordered to pay a ransom to recover control of their machines.It was continuing to cause problems, with concerns some files have been lost, and the hackers are likely to have slightly altered the program to enable it to continue infecting more computers.
The UK-based analyst, known as MalwareTech on social media and aged just 22, has now written a blog about the “crazy events” that began after the malicious program struck on Friday.At one point, there was a suggestion he had actually helped encrypt people’s data and testing this involved deliberately trying to infect his own computer. When he realised he was in the clear, he described “jumping around with the excitement of having just been ransomwared”.
He had discovered a website domain name hidden in the ransomware’s code and was able to register it. WannaCry was designed to contact the website after infecting a computer and, if it received a reply, to shut down.
Registering the domain name caused this to happen and appears to have prevented thousands of attacks.

But this was not clear when MalwareTech, who was supposed to be on holiday, began to investigate the program, as he described in the blog post entitled, How to Accidentally Stop a Global Cyber Attack.

The gratitude of the UK authorities was plain, with the National Cyber Security Centre, which is part of intelligence agency GCHQ, reposting the blog on its website. which of you is this guy ?

>that Christopher

i-is he okay??

Christopher was nothing like Peter.

If you want to have a go at Peter, here's some ammunition.

dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4349832/PETER-HITCHENS-One-thing-stop-attacks.html

> Islam had nothing to do with these terrorist events.

I did in 2010 to scrap tuition fees

FORCEing

Why the fuck is isreal in Eurovision

Is that with the new boundaries?

His horde of anime /CP will be overlooked Kek

I'm just amazed it was some random analyst rather than the GCHQ that figured this out.

What the fuck do we pay these guys for? To fiddle with their bollocks all day while the NHS gets fucked? Christ.

He fuckin died of Cancer a couple of years ago mate.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/07/donald-trump-syria-strike-tim-farron-assad-chemical-weapons-theresa-may

>tfw I like Corbyn and hate the Labour party
>I like the conservatives but hate May

well its them death camps Top Kek

No. New boundaries they'll be even more fucked.

Normies are shilling for Corbyn on kikebook and i'm near to joining them. Why should I vote for Teresa May the Astounding Gay?

Euros better not boo are Lucy

We must fight the bigotry of geographically correct views of the continents

White Helmets are Al Qaeda

Same reason as australia

>it was some random analyst
Most GCHQ recruits this way but I bet NSA pay him silly money instead an provide a waifu /Penthouse Kek

Same reason Australia is

Me.

Seriously though, the Lib Dems are most disproportionately represented amongst high-earning, well-educated, white males so there's a few around in brit/pol/. Think the last poll in here had them on around 15%.

Wait, are you faggots actually trying to vote Labour? Are you commies?

>>I like the conservative
why though

Thats what happens when there is bureacracy involved kek

Just took some sleeping pills for the first time last night.

Had a deep and dreamless sleep, and woke up feeling very drowsy.

is that the lezza from Corrie ?

Reminder that Lucy Worsley is the one true patrician tier waifu.

Stands for perpetrator of crime

I bet a cheeky Fiver on nul points for GB tonight at 25/1

Sleeping pills are notorious for shortening your lifespan.

Careful with those

FORCE mummy at night

>taking sleeping pills when you aren't traveling
You fucked up lad, sleeping tabs are for fast travel

Don't make it a habit. Most of the commonly prescribed ones are fucking deadly and will literally knock years off your life if you use them heavily.

>Turn on Eurovision

>Norton: Urgh, three WHITE men

Classic BBC!

GCHQ recruits people for doing dime-a-dozen malware analysis? I thought they'd go for a cut above.

They require degrees in Maths/CompSci last I knew, with fucking difficult entrance exams.

young men who get falsely accused of rape by psychos in university deserve no sympathy

if they weren't debased immoral hedonists who think only in the moment and with their dicks, they wouldn't have shagged complete strangers of dubious morality. it could have easily been avoided if they went on a few dates before shagging these women, and gotten to know what kind of people these women are

So are you a roastie, or a virgin? It's hard to tell.

Hookup culture is just complete cancer, and its not surprising at all that it's come to this weird gender/sex war where the bedroom is a battleground.

>I disagree with X therefore injustice Y is acceptable
No cunt
I disagree with Feminism but Islamic rape gangs aren't okay either

>you will never sit on uncle ozzy's knee as he reads to you

Kill me now!

Hedonism is the modern way. Morals and any kind of polite or descent behaviour is so old fashioned.

yeah but I can't fucking stand lying in bed full of anxiety, not going to sleep till about midnight, then waking up at 3am and not going back to sleep because I feel full of anxiety.

I've had enough.

The split between the left is a genuine blessing tbqph.


Now that UKIP is pretty much dead, the right wing portion of the country has unified under the Conservatives, the Tory landslide will be exacerbated so long as the left keep splitting their vote between Labour/Lib Dem/Green/TUSC.

>voting for a woman
neck yourself

Yeah, the other edge of the sword is that people on the right will continue to believe that the Tories represent them.

Try melatonin/circadin? Its a milder varient that just chemically signals your body clock to go to sleep. We produce it naturally so it has very few negative effects.

You can order it online I think or get it from docs if you persuade them.

Did you take Zopliclone last night?

Thanks Dr who
Well they must have lazy fat sleeping fucks in their tech dept ,They said he was Amazing kek ?

where is the brit eurovision thread? or is this it

Like all drugs you'll get used to them and they'll have less of an effect.

It's what causes most of the deaths with them when people overdose.

Watching Eurovision and what did he mean by this?

>the right wing portion of the country has unified under the Conservatives
*the right wing portion has no adequate representation thanks to the monopoly of the effeminate Blue Liberal Globalist party

what should i eat lads?

jaffa cakes, starbursts, bourbon biscuits, custard creams or a twix?

Pretty sure Terry and then Graham's disparaging Eurovision banter kept the torch of euroscepticism burning in its darkest hours

"Someone pour me another glass of breakfast"

>2017
>still voting T*ry

Keking I wonder how big his Anime and Manga images collection is.

Get out of the 1950s its 2017 you virgin crippled mong