>Donald Trump eats two scoops of ice cream.
Donald Trump eats two scoops of ice cream
Gavin Edwards
Isaiah Wright
>Two scoops!? Im trying to get big! C'mon!
Dylan Ortiz
TWO SCOOPS! AND EVERYONE ELSE ONLY GETS ONE!
FUCK YOU DRRROOOOMMBFLF
Austin Peterson
Colbert has a stake in the ice cream business, this is good news for him.
Brayden Kelly
>WE MUST DISTRIBUTE THE ICECREAM THE 1% HAS TOO MUCH ICECREAM
Carson Jenkins
>only 2 scoops
Trump's a little baby. Pussy probably got brain freeze.
Adam Perez
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Anthony Williams
the point he was trying to make is that Trump is a manchild
Austin Taylor
RAHNALDO BLOOMPF NOOOOOO SCOOPS FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU BLUMPFY FRUMPFY DRUMPFY
Justin Cook
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER EATS TWO SCOOPS DWOANARD MRDRUUMPTH?!?!?!
AAARRRRRGGGGGGHH
Tyler Martin
>DRUMPF IS A STRONGMAN AUTHORITARIAN DICTATOR
>HAA DRUMPFY IS A MANCHILD
It seems the left's insults are completely contingent on their estrogen levels of the given day.
Gabriel Sullivan
And you diddle kids with your buddy Podesta, so...
Adam Thomas
FLOOOOOMPFFF!!! STOP FLOOOOMFFING!!! R RRAAAAAAAAAA
Jaxson Torres
TOO SKEWPS
Andrew Powell
>the point he was trying to make is that Trump is a manchild
Colbert doesn't like ice cream and ice cream eaters.
Noah Walker
mfw trump has no scoops of ice cream
Ian Sanchez
I'm getting caught up in the ice cream narrative.
Xavier Harris
holy shit
Isaiah Bennett
I suggest the government siezes all the ice cream and then redistributes it evenly to everyone.
Angel Stewart
I don't get it. Trump getting two scoops while everyone else only gets one is inherently funny.
What I wanna know is that Trump's idea or do his cooks do it to make him feel special?
Hudson Lopez
...
Henry Foster
STOP SHOVING ICE CREAM IN YOUR COCK HOLSTER, DROOMPHF!!!1!!1!
Bentley Ross
they know he likes ice cream I guess
if I got invited to the white house I wouldn't be thinking about the amount of ice cream I get to eat. But he lives there
Connor Hill
lost
Gavin Edwards
...
Lucas Smith
Can't wait 'till (((they))) start merging the ice cream narrative and the "it's the Russians" one.
>Trump has two scoops of ice cream, and you know who does too ? According to wife's son, who's also my nephew AND my cousin, Putin also has two scoops of ice cream DRUMPFFFFRTF IS A RUSSIAN SPY, IMPEACH SPLUMFTKIN NOWWWW
Zachary Garcia
But seriously though why did Trump get an extra scoop? kek
Sebastian Thompson
>the scoop that saved america
Jaxson King
>2 Scoops
>Not 4 scoops desu
C'MON MAN
Daniel Morgan
>Donald Trump likes his steak well done with ketchup
Jaxon Fisher
Steven Colbert is an unfunny shit. Trump is playing him and those like him.
Based Trump isn't cowering from a media that clearly hates him and everything he stands for (draining the swamp, changing the system, not kissing the media's asses, etc). Trump laughs at the media and is proving himself to be a troll worthy of Sup Forums, even.
Good job, Mister President. The more apoplectic the media gets, the more they reveal themselves to be self-important dunderheads hell-bent on lying to the American people.
Based RAMZPAUL highlights one of Trump's most recent victories over a privileged media.
>Now the media is implying that President Trump fired to stop the Russian investigation. And Trump, being Trump, decided to troll the media on Twitter.
Tyler Rivera
Confirmed. Two scoops of ice cream are racist.
Does anyone know what flavor/brand/kind of ice cream?
Tyler Adams
YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY, FLUMPTY. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY!
Josiah Martinez
Stop falling for it, you fucking retards.
Adam Hernandez
*inhales*
INFINITE SCOOPWORKS
BLARABLUMPHEDUMP AAREEEESCCCHHHOOOOOWWWWMMMMPP
Leo Williams
...
Jace Martin
newfag detected
Isaiah Gonzalez
BLUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brayden Ward
TU SCUPSU DONARADORU-SAN?!
TUUUUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUUUUuuUU?!?!?!??!
Justin Roberts
wtf i hate trump now
Justin Brown
kekd and checked
Alexander Hughes
>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks.
>"CITIZENS OF Sup Forums, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM--
>YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME."
>The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately.
>"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!"
>The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation.
>"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
>The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in.
>"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..."
>Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus
Asher Anderson
i don't get it
Kayden Stewart
TTTTUUUUUUU??????EEEEEEEEEEYYYYAHHHHHARRRRGGGHHHH
Adrian Moore
RETURN THE SCOOP DONALD
Ian Collins
holy shit you guys are still sour? you should march outside the late show or something, that will show him
all he did was call him Putins cock holster, seems accurate enough
Sebastian Baker
That is kinda gross.
David Lewis
Make America Gelato Again
Justin Lee
Here's your (You) - for the SFX.
Luis Richardson
one big skewp for (you)
Tyler Ramirez
What's your offer?
Grayson Hall
they are making fun of him over icecreamgate
Ethan Roberts
NO OFFER. ONLY SCOOPS.
NOOOOOOWW!
Jack Hill
Why the FUCK hasn't he been impeached yet? It's going to happen soon right comrades? My sociology professor said its a certainty at this point.
Ryder Thompson
Heres a favorite of mine
Ethan Cruz
What is this flag
Andrew Reed
...
Anthony Green
how do we archive this amazing thread?
Carson Gray
anyone have the last one by itself?
Blake Roberts
Two scoops have been deposited into your account.
Dominic Barnes
did they really made a complain about how many scoops of ice cream trump eats? is this really that important for leftist to know?
Grayson Davis
gods work user
Tyler Flores
Underrated
Anthony Lewis
...
Christian Martin
Any shred of respect I still held for Donald Trump is now gone.
Angel Gomez
BIG ICECREAM GOT TO TRUMP!!
THE RABBIS OF KOSHER ICECREAM CUT OFF HIS VANILLA PENIS!!!
Zachary Rogers
YOURE IN BIG ICECREAMS POCKET!!
JUST LIKE DLUMPY HARUMPH!!
Thomas Martin
>BLINFLE DRUMFLES BOW TO COLBOGANOFF
>IN CONTACT WITH ICE CREAM MAN
>POSSESS PSYCHO CRUSHER KILL DRUMPERF FONELD
>CONTROL COMEDY CENTRAL WITH AN IRON BUT FAIR FIST NOT BUNNLED TRONP
>OWNS CHANNELS & NEWS GLOBALLY
>DIRECT DESCENDANT OF THE GRRRAMRG FOFOOORRRR FFBBONALD BLOODLINE
>WILL BANKROLL THE FIRST DRUUUFAMRAMP ON MARS (JUNGELD BRUMFFF WILL BE THE FIRST DDDDDDARLNERLD WRUMP)
>OWN 99% OF ANTI-NOBULT DORAMPF NEWS
>FIRST DESIGNER TRUMFPAIES WILL LIKELY BE COLBOGANOFF BABIES NOT DRUMPFLEKINNIES
>SAID TO HAVE MORE THAN 4000+ MORE IQ THAN DRURMBLE POORUMP
Parker Butler
Obama is into gay cp
Angel Murphy
literal definition of a shitpost.
Austin Ross
No he is right. His fans are pushing this meme. Why would pol obsess over late night talk show idiots who only boomers and cucked xers watch?
Xavier Myers
Its official
2 Scoops is the new Hate symbol of the
Alt-Right
Grayson Lee
lost
Nolan Flores
This story actually sums up the liberal mindset so nicely
It is not that trump is having two scoops of ice cream that bothers them
it is the fact everyone else only gets one
yet they completely ignore the fact that's it's nice for there to even be ice cream at all
Carson Barnes
>7 concurrent colbertposting threads
WHY DO YOU BRAFMPKINS KEEP MAKING THESE????
William Torres
excellent post. these faggots are ungrateful jealous cunts