>"B-b-but brexit was a mistake!!!"
If brexit was a mistake, why did we get so many POLITICAL points?
Why did Germany only have 6 POLITICAL points?
Remaincucks btfo. Germany btfo.
>"B-b-but brexit was a mistake!!!"
If brexit was a mistake, why did we get so many POLITICAL points?
Why did Germany only have 6 POLITICAL points?
Remaincucks btfo. Germany btfo.
>pop song contest
>politically influenced
:joy:
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
HHAHAHHAHA
What is happening here? Is this soccer?
Eurovision song contest
This is the Eurovision POLITICAL song contest league
>Germany 6
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>he thinks eurovision isn't a political contest and its results aren't judged entirely by geo-politics
ITS BEAUTIFUL
But France is beating you :^)
We've certainly got a lot of trade deals to organise with the countries that gave us points.
I want to say thank you on behalf of Theresa May. We'll get a deal sorted with you once the EU stop being cunts.
Israel only 39?
Wasting meme magic on this when we could be using it on the football next year.
Waste of oxygen, the lot of you.
youtube.com
I genuinely thought it was going to be rigged for Israel.
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If you think politics aren't part of this, you haven't been paying attention to eurovision for very long.
Australia can have 10 points for showing arse
Viva Portugal! Salvador, and Sl Benfica champions of Portugal
TOP KEK
Brexit just became 6 billion euros more expensive for you.
Fucking hell mate that's brill.
The year we upset all Europe by going to war in Iraq we scored almost nothing in Eurovision. It's very political, considering it's a song contest.
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this is why we invite the Aussies
wadafak 5 points?
All the talk of celebrating diversity has made me realise what a mistake we've made!
We need to vote for this man and let 200,000 refugees in!
Your song was the epitome of gay mate
But Tim...
WHAT ABOUT THE MILK?!
he became a cuck, like half of our brainwashed youth.
I didn't even watch it senpai
I find it entertaining when it comes to the voting
>Germany
lol nobody likes you
>wears this shirt
>wins the competition
Really makes you think.
>Eurovision
>Not political
Yeah,and this guy won because he deserved it and not because of this or something.
en.wikipedia.org
Wasn't the winning song from last year about the holodomor as well?
Yeah, it was a fuck you song to Putin.
Now I regret not seeing it
it was about the persecution of tatars at the hands of Stalin
so israel is in Europe. interesting....
nevermind that DID YOU SEE THAT SPANISH ARMPIT LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Found the problem. This shit is rigged if countries that are not in Europe can participate in that Eurovision contest. I can see why Israel is in there, cos they own Europe and 6 gorillion died so they need to get into anything to remind people and get a pity vote. But Australia? The fuck is wrong with Eurocucks? I think the US is closer to Australia than Europe is.
Europe is in Israel.
ftfy goy
Well if they wanna say fuck you to Putin why say it in a gay song? Like it will accomplish anything.
What armpits?
Special guest you dumb Clapistani fucktard
no it was about the oppression in Gondor
How the hell did spain get less points than us? What more do we have to do to be absolutely abhorred by any sane creature left on this wicked earth? What atrocitites are left for us to commit? Seriously spain how can you be less popular than MODERN FUCKING GERMANY?!
GIVE US OUR FUCKING POINTS BACK RIGHT NOW PORTUGAL
Only mistake made was inviting us cunts
>>pop song contest
>>politically influenced
Well, that's what you get from inviting the East Block.
special guest? Can we be special guest next? We'll send Bruno Mars.
as if anybody gives a shit about this jewapalooza (((song contest)))
I...is that real?
They sucked already, and for a bonus, lead singer went off tune/pitch (detuned? idk how to translate)
Butt man was true winner of this spectacle though
You probably could. You will get nil pwah though, fair warning.
tfw no political points
take back John Oliver and I believe we got ourselves a deal.
Eurovision has nothing to do with Europe.
It's a club for TV channels.
They mainly use it to exchange news footage.
IIRC there are also some American channels in Eurovision.
If it was up to me, I would have gave all our points to Australia
Also FUCK IRELAND
kek asstralia
>america not invited again
gettin real tired of this shit
Just make your own, you'll win every year! Just like all the sports you invented so you could win
Like not being invited ever stopped you from showing up anyway.
basketball was invented by a canadian