Youre on a dangerous path America
Trump has doubled the National Scoop Index
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FLINALD BLAMPF
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Good God, Trump is fucking insane. Next thing you know, he'll be getting THREE scoops. IMPEACH!!!!!
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I admire your dedication, but it's there any reason you do this so passionately?
Yes. Because it is funny
Yeah i know.
It delicately triggers people too.
That it is. Keep at it, lad.
is this what we are talking about?
youtube.com
Fuck Trump the orange chetto
Made me look.
someone needs to do an allah snackbar edit of this pic
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*lisps tea*
thith thcoop thituathion ith problematic
Gentlemen, I present to you the new symbol of white nationalism
I'm a two-scooper. Are you?
>Two scoops? Come on, I mean come on it's 2017 and Donald Drumpf actually thinks that in 2017 you can just add scoops and everything will work out? Come on, it's 2017
>Audience claps instead of laughing
TWO
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>Stephen Cobert walls on stage with his hostages induced with laughing gas.
>DAHNALD BLUMFS MUST MAKE A DECISON TONIGHT TO SAVE AMERICA HE MUST SAVE IVANKA WHOM I HAVE TRAPED IN AN UNKNOWN SANCTUARY CITY, OR HE MUST BREAK HIS ONE RULE, HAVE ONLY ONE SCOOP. I mean seriously, he eats with TWO SCOOPS
>the audiences is so induced with laughing gas that they laugh hysterically
>WHAT IS THIS?! THIS NOT PART OF THE JOKE!!!! HE EATS WITH TWO SCOOPS THAT'S NOT FUNNY
>the audience laughs even more
>THAT'S NOT FUNNY BOO NOW BOOOOOO CURSE YOU BINGAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFFFF!!!!
>Trump crashes through the window in a bat outfit
>"It's over Joker, Ivanka is safe"
>BLUMMMFTJSKSF HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!!!
>"I never lost count all all the people you cucked"
>AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT GROOMP, BUT I WILL ALWYAS HATE YOU FOR THE SCOOOOOPS
>Cobert lashes out towards Trump, stabbing him with a one scoop icescream, Trump licks it once, and snapps his neck
>THEY WILL GET YOU FOR THIS FRUMMF YOU BROKE YOUR RULE TWO SCOOOOOOPS
>Cobert laughs hysterically as he finishes the neck snap, killing him
it represents how theres 2 genders
the top one is male, representing how men are above women
DAMN YOU DOLAND DRUMPF!!
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING WITH THIS
he's throwing an executive scoop
this is a confectionery crisis
Funny how he went from a character who is a satire of a conservative to one that is a liberal. The saddest part is the current character is actually him
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck. This is Trump's America now.
*hits 1 on speed dial*
"911 what's your emergency"
oh yes, hello officer, I'd like to report two scoops of ice cream
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absolute scoop coup
>tfw 2 inteliggent fr 1 scoop
Can anyone do anything with this?
youtu.be
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america was on a dangerous path when it allowed jews to control it financial system. you are slow to catch up.
> 3 skewps
> more skewps then pewps
> skewp skewp skewp
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I don't think I've genuinely laughed this hard since browsing Sup Forums with the Todd Howard memes
Never stop.
SHORBERT HERE TO GIVE YOU THE INSIDE SCOOP ON FRUMFPTHS LOVE OF ISCE CREAM
I know right, I'm fucking crying right now.
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TWO SCOOPS MUTHAFUCKKAAAAAAASSS
YEAH YOU KNOW HOW WE DO
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LEAV THA SCOOPLERINOS ALONE WRAMPFFFF
OK TWINKLE TUMPF; HOW MANY SCOOPS?!!!
>IMPEACH
BREAKING: Dribble Tribble has PEACH flavored ice cream while staff subsists on untermencsh VANILLA
THOSE SCOOPS WERE HURS DUMBLE TRUMBS
BACK, GIVE IT BACK
i fucking love this.
>be on tv for +20 years
>some unsuccessful shows, some more successful
>take over show that's been successful for decades
>tank ratings
>grasp straws
>end career as stupid internet meme
Isn't he the top rated late night show? They're all doing worse because only old people watched those and all the old people hosts have retired.
this is really good, I like this one
>this fucking thread
Colbert has had the most viewers for the past 14 consecutive weeks. Sup Forums is just in denial as usual from being so btfo
Deux skoops
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stop droooompftposting mang1!
I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME FILTHY CLAPPER.
NO MOR SCOOPS FOR YU ZRADF
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RARE FLAG
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