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>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say

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Kaya

>It's sunday lads

Where is Preusse? I was going to ask her to marry me but she disappeared

What is the relevance of this 4 pixel image?

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got a 10 day ban

>her

I still refuse to believe.

wasted my weekend once again :(

Where are the Karen friends?

Fucking hell.

but think of all the neetbux you saved by not going out

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MANCHESTER BTFO

FUCK I hope she's lurking
If you'd seen the photos I've seen you'd believe, trust me...

Karen is a fucking whore who only went too Japan too munch on yellow dick

>20 minutes until the new Peter column

Photos? Post them

REMINDER TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY AT THE EUROVISION(tm) SONG CONTEST FEATURING ISRAEL NOW HERE'S A TRANNY

is she the only women you interact with?

All of these things sound great, though

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na giving up alcohol, work tomorrow

solid 7.6/10

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Say that irl I bet you fucking won't cunt
I'd fucking smash you

>Those behind this ransomware attack were obviously under the influence of wicked substances

having a bit of a crisis now lads
>be me
>blonde/brown hair
>blue eyes
>me mam (same) has been getting rashes and itches for sometime now
>sames happening to me now
>finds out she's vitamin D deficient.

am i white?

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Those Ruskies aren't wrong

But it's not bait.

Trump decided to run for president in June 2015. He talked about independence and Brexit. You guys then voted for Brexit in June 2016.Trump even said you guys WOULD NOT be at the back of the queue for a trade deal after Obama said you would.

You can't honestly say that didn't have an impact on the result of Brexit.

>what are multivitamins

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Karen is mixed race herself. Alice is pure.

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BE QUIET WHITE MAN

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what is sunlight

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>You can't honestly say that didn't have an impact on the result of Brexit.

It didn't. Brits really didn't care what Trump had to say.

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>literally promising ghettos and people cheer

wow these threads are even dumber and more off topic than trump generals. and they have a cartoon dog girl.

its a bitch, i still drink but only when the pub i work at gives me half a keg for free because itll go off on the day its shut

BLACKED
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3767314/Barbara-Palvin-goes-braless-little-grey-vest-cosies-rumoured-boyfriend-Lewis-Hamilton-Venice.html
Fuck no they're private
Says you

Not a single person in the UK would even know who Trump was back in 2015. Don't talk such utter nonsense

BREAKING NEWS.

THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY AND ALL BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO A CYBER ATTACK. THE EUROPEAN-ARYAN UNION HAS RELEASED MILLIONS OF ARYANS. AFTER THEY WERE ELECTRONICALLY LET LOOSE OF THEIR CELLS THEY BEGUN SPREADING ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ARE KILLING ALL IN THEIR PATH AND ORGANISING GROUPS TO REFINE OUR OWN PEOPLE.

THEY ARE IN CONTROL OF OUR BLOOD SUPPLIES.
SHUT YOUR WINDOWS AND DRAW YOUR CURTAINS. LOCK YOUR DOORS AND ANSWER TO NO-ONE.

THIS IS A CLASS B-D EMERGENCY. FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW AS WE DEAL WITH THIS THREAT.

BLOOD RATIONING WILL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY. THE COUNTRY HAS ENOUGH BLOOD STOCKS TO LAST THE NEXT THREE DAYS - AFTER THAT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF ALBION ARE ON THEIR OWN.

WE MUST PROTECT THE BLOOD.

UPDATE: ARYANS HAVE BEEN OUSTED FROM CORYTON BLOOD REFINERY AND A CLEANUP OPERATION HAS BEGUN.

UPDATE: SIX HUNDRED ANGLOS ALREADY FORCED INTO THE CENTRIFUGE AND REFINED THEMSELVES. HOME OFFICE CALLS THIS "UNPRECEDENTED CRIMES AGAINST THE GOOD PEOPLE OF ALBION"

UPDATE: SMALL CELLS OF ARYANS STILL HELD UP IN THE COTSWOLDS, BLOOD CONSTABULARY REMNANTS HARD AT WORK ROUNDING THEM. REPORTS OF GUNSHOTS.

MAJOR UPDATE: ARYANS HAVE BROKEN THE FAILSAFE ON THE GREAT BLOOD TANKS AND HAVE POURED BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF TONS OF BLOOD INTO THE RIVER SEVERN, REPORTS OF MASS SUICIDES ACROSS THE COUNTRY AS MILLIONS OF GENTLEANGLOS HURL THEMSELVES INTO THE RIVER.

How?

If anything, Trump probably made more people vote Remain

FEE FI FO FUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARYAN

Difference is Brit/pol/ is actually fun and full of some interesting discussion, as opposed to /ptg/'s £1 memes and gimmicks stolen from a Brit/pol/ archive.

yeah, just started a detox program with pink salt and multi's. burn too easy.

If Karen existed, we all know that she would be smacked up every weekend, voted remain and would post on facebook about her dumb women shit

Confirmed bullshit then

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how will i recover?

You actually have to leave the house to metabolise Vitamin D, we haven't evolved to do it sat in front of a computer screen yet

>most privileged demographic on earth feels threatened again, requires large amounts of flag security-blankets & there-there-no-more-boo-boos

twitter.com/laurilove/status/863466416820953088?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Why hasn't this cunt been bagged by the CIA yet?

Prison visit, my guess is it happened in the carpark or something like that.

Can someone explain the fucking picture in the OP?

>not taking 5000 IU of Vitamin D anyway

yeh i was drinking 6 - 8 cans and stupid amounts of red wine everyday realised alcohol fattening and depressing, it literally generates depressing thoughts. still miss it

Why do historically ignorant pigshit thick yanks act as if they haven't been trying to fuck with our interests for over a century until we resigned to be your obedient lapdogs?

Your clown of a president has already changed his mind.

thetimes.co.uk/article/trump-puts-eu-ahead-of-britain-in-trade-queue-l7t8zwn7k

Because it IS CIA.

The body's top notch. Shame about the face.

Pic related is my, personal, 9.8/10

DO you lads know that hayfever is a neanderthal gene?

People with hayfever are more white

GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD.

there was one of a very effeminate hand but apart from that i havent seen shit could just be a fag

no you guys are cringefiends.

british ppl are an embarassment

Lads, just imagine thinking what this guy thinking.

Imagine thinking that the world was created because Trump wanted it to be.
Imagine thinking America was and is the most powerful entity ever, and the American President the most powerful person.

Must be a pretty pitiful existence, right? Well, that's the existence of all Americans. I think it's only humanitarian that we relieve this existence off these poor devils.

This thread should be moved to /Bant/ desu

also nicotine addiction and depression

>tfw watched this episode live
Fucking BBC is going to start requiring me to sign in every time I watch. Fucking faggots I don't have an account who the fuck do they think they are telling poor the British people what to do.

We could just spam him with gore,nazis & waifus

Ignore the yanks, they'll get bored and leave soon enough. No more (you)s for them.

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Vitamin D is for niggers.

*blocks your path

Okay.

>literally orange
HAHAHAHA

Depends if you can count polyrhythms
youtube.com/watch?v=443n8Udr77k

>flag

needs a bit more fat on her desu

Just try it m8

my brother is a full blown alchy with a 4 month year old baby watching/talking to him is enough to make anyone stop drinking but stick with it also in my case i stopped going out and acting like a complete tool, but i get less clunge

>56%

YOU should move to /bant/ you spineless cunt

It's the constanze poster!

The game is up - I have found you. Surrender yourself to Britannia, and you shall know peace and justice.

7.6? Really...she's higher than that.

They've spoilt it for themselves

>again

Any Christians here?

YouGov/Sunday Times
CON 49%
LAB 31%,
LDEM 9%
UKIP 3%

SURGE RED SURGEEEEEEEEEEE

twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/863491786672680960

>Shame about the face
Who's the one in your pic?

I'd say 7.6 is too high myself.

>Spineless

This entire thread is filled with Contraian trolls posting off topic, the only time anything about politics is posted its some mong pretending to support Labour for free (You's)

What if remain had won?

Not a fan of the face tbqh.

The face is like half the attraction for me.

>Dianas lover

Harrys father, moar like.

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