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(((Green)))

I wear cargo pants almost exclusively because there comfy as fuck, durable, never stain, and simi formal if a big wig ever want to talk to you.

>No socks
Fucking savages.

He's right about cargo shorts being out of fashion with chino's the superior choice but boy did he use the worst example

>simi formal

They have utility sure, but it is far from semi-formal

>I wear cargo pants almost exclusively because there comfy as fuck, durable, never stain, and simi formal
>simi formal
>simian

cargo pants are not semiformal

I wear cargo shorts because they are comfortable and functional. Im not going to stress about what's (((fashionable))) before going to the fucking grocery store. Fuck emotional-based thinking and fuck jews.

Fuck you leaf.
I'll wear my cargo shorts whenever the fuck I want.

Cargo shorts are for fags
Your knees should be as visible as possible
Shorts should be a bright Pastel color

If you wear shorts at all you better be tall or at the beach, manlets should stick with pants

read the article, and I truly cannot tell if the whole thins is satire or not.

like, the guy wearing cargo shorts looks like a casually dressed man, and the other one is a fag from Jersey.

I pretty much exclusively wear cargo shorts during the summer

>Your knees should be as visible as possible
are you gay?

fuck off to europe with your homosexual fashion you might fit in there

Also boat shoes and tight shirts
Fight me

80s Florida is back there my friend

I just plain don't wear shorts

Jeans mostly, cargo pants/dungarees sometimes, and slacks when dressing up

I mean, I wear swim trunks when swimming and gym shorts when working out, but aside from that no shorts

But yeah, it seems like (((fashion))) is taking a turn for the faggy

>cargo pants were designed after combat pants
>the only use for cargo pants is for camping and probably being at a skate park

Almost no one hear wears cargo pants, only 420 blazers.

Shorts on the right are god-tier and will get your pussy if you wear the right clothing with it. Deal with it.

Here*

You couldn't tell from the next line?

t. cargo shorts and sandles

It's usually manlets I see wearing shorts. I always thought it was because pants were too long for them.

Faggot preppie look? No thanks!

They're low cut socks made to not show

I remember this article well over a year ago.

I also remember the MSM telling us not to judge what women wear.

Cargo pants are only acceptable when as work pants, made from sturdy fabric like canvas. "Casual" cargo pants made for lazy stoners can rot

I will not be a good goy and be told how to dress.

nobodys gotten laid in cargos since nam'

>boat shoes
you're not on a boat
>tight shirts
only if you have a good body and you're a stripper
>pastel above knee shorts
something a child would wear on easter

if you get tailored pants you can appear taller than you would with shorts.

might as well wear ass-less Daisy Dukes.

this

hey, tight shirts are ok. show off those guns!
second, no one cares about your shoes (people who look at others' shoes have mental issues)

just cover your legs and knees. no one wants to see your pasty thighs and bony knees.

I wear cargo pants if I'm doing something physical and cargo shorts if I'm just fucking about town doing shit. I'm not dumb enough to think they're even close to semi-formal.

I wear a pair of black cargos with one zip pocket. It's good for carrying shit as no coat and shit. They're close cut and a good length like the faggy pic up theee. That's all that matters

>wearing the official shorts of "my daddy will sue" kids
yeah nah

Fashion is a jew invention to get you to throw away perfectly good clothes and buy new ones from (((them))).

t. shortwearer

>wearing shorts ever
Gay.

Is it really that much of a problem? Seems more like a meme

cargo shorts are ugly and no man should show his feet in public. i just dont think men should show off their thighs

idiot shorts are meant to be short

>implying this isn't peak male performance

Don't think I've ever seen a less convincing comparison image

Cargo shorts dude looks fit and casual, chino shorts fag looks like his feet hurt and he wants to go home

Just wear a suit faggots.

t. women who work desk job
knee length are fine

I started browsing r/malefashionadvice and /fa/ but when I started looking at the pics the users were manlets, chinlets, jawlets, either super skinny or overweight, Sad!

I'm in Florida
I'm bringing it back
If I wanted to cover my knees I would wear pants
I'm sorry all of you are chicken legged insecure pansies
Dress with some confidence

>not dressing like its the 80s

hmm why do you think the rhodesia doesnt exist anymore

Where do you live? I havent fucked any fairies since prison

>(((Kushner))) on the right

When exactly did we start letting fags dictate fashion?
Seriously, I want to know.

>not wearing rhodie shorts
smdh

Its not always a kike name

absolutely fucking this.

i make the dress like a white man threads, phones broken, can you guys posts the pics from those threads? Phones broken

anywho

>Polos, chinos, casual shirts, oxford shirts, cricket sweaters, boat shoes, loafers, wool
>Ralph lauren, brooke brothers, ll bean, lacoste, j crew

No

Shorts are for fags, betas, and manchildren

Or if you can't afford a pair of proper pants

>Aww man, forgot to get milk,better put my suit back on

no thanks.

Nailed it.

>calling others a faggot while making an extremely gay statement

Seriously, fuck off with the exposed knees faggot agenda.

Is this /fa/ or /lgbt/?

I bought into the no cargo meme for college. Glad I graduated today, but ashamed I gave a fuck. Looking back, it was the groupthink of only other men who pushed this narrative too, so basically faggyshit. Do not recall any woman telling me to not wear cargos

While cargos do not appeal to me anymore, but fuck what other people think. Anons above have it right, screw emotional based thinking.

a real man doesn't wear shorts.

based white life partners

Here's the thing leaf. The people on there need other people's opinions to look good. It's up to you to decide what clothing looks good on you, no one else, this is why they're all super skinny, overweight, chinlets, manlets etc.

You want to be a man who can dress himself without the advice of other people.

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not everyone spends all day shitposting in their house or working an air conditioned desk job

>Fight me

I would but I don't know where your state stands on male on female violence.

>that pinned-back shirt

How fabulous and totally not gay

Americans are so dumb. Please stop embarassing us

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>how to dress like a homosexual

so wait, you're saying i may get laid if i spend time matching my faggot shorts with equally gay looking pastel shirts?
that women get wet for guys who look like they can't take any damage? that waste time ironing some pleated knee-huggers?

sounds like horseshit, bro

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I literally own 12 pairs of shorts, some of them are cargos, most of them are not. As an enlightened radical centrist I sometimes use them all at the same time. Meanwhile you pawns keep on fighting, come on, spend your life writing mean fashion statements on the internet. But you know I'm the one pulling the threads.

also desu, if you're good looking and fit you dont need to give a shit what you wear too much

Actually putting a suit on is pretty easy.
It's literally just a shirt pants and a jacket.

because it was betrayed. the shorts were a source of their strength.

This

They go nude

I have some shitty cargo shorts I wear around the house or for a quick errand, I don't need to iron them and they're comfy.

I wear chinos when I am actually doing something. I wouldn't wear a nice shirt with some cargo's to a dinner or some shit, fashion matters to a degree.

here's a little piece of advice

the optimal outfit is black chinos or cargo pants and a black/white long-sleeve t-shirt

sorry, but that's just the facts

hahaha

looks like a promotional shoot for a gay porno

reel deel red pill coming through

what you wear doesn't matter as long as you're fit and it vaguely suits the occasion

Why do Americans wear shorts that go past their knees?

It's actually the same if you're ugly or just average looking. Nobody gives a shit about anyone else, that's this century's problem.

Didn't realize I was in a thread for fanooks.

Black guy here, I have taken fashion tips from modern day white men and it has only served to benefit me with the ladies

Thank you

Nice jewish propaganda m8.
Dressing like a slobby child is manly amirite?

>sounds like horseshit, bro
Try it. Women like men who dress well. Prove me wrong.

Stop using that cringeworthy trendy word you fucking little faggot.

>past the knee
dads and neckbeards
>above the knee
women and homosexual men
>at the knee
approriate for a man

FACT: jorts are the quintessential white man's garment

i could pick my teeth with these faggots' thin legs.

Notice how effeminate men's fashion is nowadays. Women's casual stuff is basically identical. Indigo jeans, dark contrasting shirt. Only difference the woman may wear some flowy shirt otherwise the outfits are identical.

>cargo pants are semi formal

I'd saw my feet off before wearing those shoes.

To be fair it would probably be too cold in the U.S. for shorts above the knee

i don't think dressing like an actual whoopsie is going to project manliness m8 (and why do you need specific clothes to project that?)

So if I stop wearing cargo pants I'll start getting laid and earn the respect of my peers?

Puh lease. I've made my bed and I will sleep in it, might as well be comfortable in cargo shorts while I do.

What is this fucking meme of wearing no socks and short pants that show off your ankles?