Brit/pol/ - Brexit Means Brexit Edition

>N H S c o m p u t e r s y s t e m s t a r g e t e d b y l a r g e s c a l e a t t a c k
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>La bo ur 's Wa ts on wa rn s of 'Th at c he r-s t y le l ands li de'
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>The Conser v ati ves want to giv e people th e p ower to de mand so cial media co mpanie s delete any co ntent they pos ted as ch ildr en.
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>Lib dems: DUDE WE ED LMAO
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>Labo ur mani fes to le ake d
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>Labou r will make NO prom ise on imm igr ation des pite Brexit, le aked plans say
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first for british feet

first for nummy cummies

How can Labour even compete?

Things can only get better

How are you guys doing tonight?

>402 seats

Is your port open?

Probably going to be more like 430 on polling day.

What has Spain done wrong? And why did the Krauts do so badly?

Or has it become less political? I assumed we'd be NIL PWAH because of muh breggzit.

Here are the Tory gains.

Nobody likes Germany after they invited a few million muslims nobody wanted to come live in Europe.

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Nice to see an autistic OP :)

Penny

I think Spain did badly because their song wasn't great.

Germany did badly because it's ruined Europe again.

It might not be great, but it will be very interesting.

Spain had a truly awful song. They deserved last place.

Germany's song was not that bad for Eurovision but they always come last because of politics.

The only MP to ever say 'penis and testicles' in the House of Commons.

ARE PENNY

Who's do you lick first?

As long as Labour get wiped out, I don't care about the specifics desu

>not caring about healthcare for all the wogs

>EUROvision
>Australia
>Israel

???

It doesn`t really matter until we get a new opposition, until then Labour still gets to be heard.

Hers.

rejects, so, being good Europeans who like to share, we let them in. No NZ though, for some reason.

left. and you?

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Australia is invited because Eurovision is quite popular here.

Israel is eligible to compete because they're within the EBU broadcasting area. Countries like Morocco and Lebanon can also compete if they want.

Did you cry?

> The UK leaves next year.
> They all continue presenting and singing in English.

There is no logic here leaf.

Can you link me to that?

I was far too drunk by that point, as soon as they had got to Sunderland it was already looking like our victory.

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>liking balloon toes
I bet you vote labour

god save the queen lads

>Sunderland
that was glorious, a sign of things to come

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GSTQ

God save the Queen!

REMAINERS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

Makes perfect sense, just didn't know we were allowed to talk about that yet.

Pretty unsurprised that the Spanish song was wank, I do feel a bit sorry for them though since they're Sub-Saharan Africa tier unemployment and a bit of a meme country. Amazed we got points though, thought they'd all try to BTFO us but clearly they know their place.

>Wanting a one-party state
>Being a communist or a Muslim
>Not appreciating democracy

Though I do agree it will be amazing to see Labour fall apart.

>Exposicio
Expocisio your vadge you slag

Guess which county was the only one to give us the full 12 points?

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Thanks. The Labour only filter is hilariously pathetic.

She FUCKING HATED it! Jesus Christ that will never fail to make my hairs stand on end. Incredible.

I don't think that night will ever be beaten. This next election will be /comfy/ but we all know the result and even the numbers don't matter too much to me since the Tories are cunts. But that referendum was absolutely amazing.

Ahhhhh fuck knows. I'd kind of hope it's Portugal because we're supposed to be bffs. But maybe Oz?

Haha yes she was so butthurt I love it. And I agree, I'll never get tired of reliving that night

It was us m8

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Tell me that May won't betray us

I`ll have fun watching the momentum meltdown and the ultimate meme politician Mcdonell becoming Labour leader.

>I don't think that night will ever be beaten.

Brexit is a close second, though.

We`ll probably not keep freedom of movement with the slav bastards at least, that`s the bare minimum she needs to do to not kill her party.

It's wishful thinking for Mr. Slippery.

Who is this?

>mfw still will probably live in a Labour area
>mfw voted BNP for the past decade and UKIP when BNP weren't standing
>mfw old mining community where everybody is now unemployed and the place is overrun by nogs yet muh dad voted laybur so oi vowt laybur
>mfw not living in Hungary and being paid to patrol the border fence and BTFO Syrians

She absolutely will

Tomato/Tamato.
Our own special nights, but we both enjoy our own most for obvious reasons.

>wanting to live in a post-communist shithole

I was surprised when he won, but not ecstatic.

I think the reason for that is because Trump won in a normal election, and it wasn't an election 20 years in the making like the Brexit referendum was.

That, and I do think that Brexit will have larger implications in the wider world than Trump. This is especially true now, as we can see Trump has weakened his stance a great deal.

Someone whose ass I'd eat tbhfam.

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Okay yeh this will be amazing. And seeing Labour split and half join the meme Lib Dems to try to salvage something will be a pleasure to watch. But in terms of an 8 hour piss up and shitposting I'm not sure Brexit can be beaten. Trump was amazing but obviously as I'm not a Yank I wasn't really as invested

>Say that Brexit can't be beaten
>Be told that Brexit comes second to something else

What did Hank mean by this?

Fuck knows, I'd lick her arsehole though. Picture unrelated but also would.

>Brexit will have larger implications in the wider world than Trump

Not really. Austria, the Netherlands and France all "responded" to Brexit by electing pro-EU governments. Germany is likely to follow later this year.

Brexit will only have large implications for the UK. No dominos have fallen, like Farage and others predicted.

What does this mean? Are we winning? Please explain to an ignorant burger boy.

>Someone whose ass I'd eat tbhfam.
I'd lick her arsehole though

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Weird.

what a beauty who is that?

And the same can be said for America.

Regardless, Britain will now forge new and different relationships with the world, and a global power like Britain forming new relationships is an important thing indeed.

Meanwhile, no new relationships have been formed with Trump: he's now friendly with China and cold with Russia.

Helped Trump and since he won on such slim proportions I think it did have a big impact on American politics.

In regards to the continentals, 1/3rd of the French population voted for Le Pen. That would have been unthinkable in 2002.

Because memelords on here think that the Tories are 'based' when really they're just (((globalists))).

Though they're a LOT better than the alternative which is a party that's run by a genuine Marxist and wants to get rid of our nukes, spend other people's money on helping niggers have kids and make friends with the whole of the middle east because muh diversity and muh Islam.

Blue is better than red, but blue is still fucking shit.

FPO are just about to win in Austrian parliament though and in all those countries the far-right parties who hate the EU are the official opposition, how can the EU think this is a good thing for them?
It`s jsut a slow death.

does brit/pol/ like abba?

Absolutely no idea. Reverse image search just shows me weird websites with no answers and nobody on here has ever given me a name. I kinda think that she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Picture unrelated.

Nah. Faggots desu

Yes.

Tim, please

Brexit has pushed nationalist 'populism' forward by about 5-10 years in Europe and countries like Poland, Hungary and Slovakia are going to make life very hard for the (((EU))) over the next few years regarding (((Schengen))) and (((migration))) and then countries like Denmark (or Belgium) who just banned halal and kosher (regionally) meat and others discussing the burqa ban are going to test the limits of what the EU (((allow))).

It is going to fall apart. It's absolutely going to. And we led the way, thankfully we'll be out of it when it does. I'd rather take a bit of a financial hit now than have our economy destroyed in 10 years.

Britain will officially turn into a slightly more cucked Japan soon.
Nuke us, Kouhai.

For all this talk that Europe has had about the migrant crisis, I'm still surprised how much you've forgotten about the debt crisis.
Europe is absolutely fucked beyond comprehension.
The Euro's collapse is a matter of when, not if, and that is far more likely to start a war than the movement of brown people.

People up this late are probably statistically more likely to be into kinky shit due to their obvious divorce from wider society

I eat arse too for example. Enjoy it too

Only gays eat ass

In an election you should honestly ask yourself, who is the candidate that's furthest from the marxists? And vote for them.

Failing that, vote in a way that denies marxists more clout. So in a labour marginal vote tory.

>he doesn't eat a woman's ass

Just a thought but why does no one complain about the needless cruelty required for halal slaughtering in the UK?

If we can whine about fox hunting enough to get it banned...

>ass
>UK flag

get out

I guess you're right. I like to think of myself as a non-degenerate though, but I do really enjoy that.

>Not enjoying a perfectly formed arse
>Not enjoying turning a girl on
>Not enjoying licking an arsehole

Pretty bent m89

Yeh I pretty much agree with this. I've voted exclusively BNP and UKIP since I could vote and I'll probably vote UKIP again this time because I cannot bring myself to vote for the (((Tories))); but they have a good chance of taking this seat so I'm a bit torn. But it won't be one vote's difference so I can justify my 'outsider' vote.

>votes BNP
>licks shit out of someone's arse
checks out

Honestly I have fucking no idea. I was seeing a bird a few years back who worked for the RSPCA and was a full blown leftie. Voted Green and was a total meme of a person. But whenever I brought that up she said

>MUH CULTURE AND TRADITIONS

To which I would respond with arguments about secularism, foc hunting and general non-cuntish behaviour and she never had an answer. She was really fucking intelligent but just wouldn't touch the subject. She's now with a 42 year old (I'm 27, as was she) who I'm 99% sure is a 'Western' muz. So there we go.

But still I have no idea why they won't talk about it, I know they love arabs but surely they would expect just a fucking tiny bit of give and take from them? I believe we should totally ban halal and kosher food from Britain and if you see a bloke with a shit beard and a midlands accent on TV soon talking about it then it's probably me.

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>Licking an arsehole = licking shit out of somebody's arse

WEW

And I used to until UKIP came along and had more of a chance of getting somewhere

I'm sure voting Labour and shagging your wife's son is far more satisfying.

There is no logic capable in the brain of the CIVIC.

They've been indoctrinated by Marxist professors. Conditioned, essentially. See, you say she brought up culture and traditions as a reason for allowing Halal butchery. But in truth she doesn't value 'culture' or 'traditions' at all. She only values these concepts when they come from races other than white european. If she did value culture and tradition objectively, she'd be a strong social conservative, a tory voter at the very least.

Tl;dr the conditioning kicked in, you can only wait for these people to kill themselves at 45 because their lives are a state.

God save the Queen!

where else does poo come from

The only non civic party is the bnp

Also Britain First, if it is even considered a political party

Hmm seen that page on Normiebook myself lad

>pic related

Yeah that's true

what does ireland do anymore

>Women piss out of their vaginas, never touch one and certainly never lick one

Top pic m8. It's quite depressing, some slag shared it and I found it hilarious though I do appreciate the effort she put in.

Totally agree. I was into her for her body and face, not her mind. I brought a few of her friends from the far left to the centre/right and one even came to a few BNP meetings with me but she was beyond help unfortunately.

It's pathetic. I can't fully understand how otherwise intelligent people can be so weak minded that the fully accept the status quo and can't see the problems but there we go.

Agreed

Britain First is a meme. Run by (((Golding))) and full of spies and cunts. They're pretty much the definition of (((controlled opposition))). I speak from experience; I wouldn't trust even a single one of them. The BNP used to be great but now it's just a honeytrap and a load of old blokes who forgot about their membership fees.