THE SCOOPS,DONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD
THE SCOOPS,DONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD
Ryan Wood
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Justin Sullivan
LOOKS LIKE A SCOOP THREAD TO ME BOYS, PILE IN
Angel Powell
>SCEWPS
>C
>E
>W
>P
>S
Julian Torres
Guys, I don't know how to tell you this, but some new info was just leaked:
Donald actually got three scoops.
Ethan Bailey
>tsk, I'm the only one around here that gets to take dahnald's scouplegates
Luis Davis
OMG! WE'RE GOING THREE DEEP!
Nolan Bennett
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David Morgan
this isn't as funny as Cruzposting
Landon Bell
A TRIO OF SPOOONFULZZZZZZZZZZZ
UNACCETPABLUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Luis Richardson
You cannot have two scoops, Danahld.
The second scoop is waitng for me.
David Reed
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get 2 scoops
Jace Wright
>SHOOP DA SCOOPS CRUMBWORLD
Joseph Thompson
Sure is Reddit in here
Carter Long
Daaahnaaald.
Ohhhhh Daaaahnaaaaaald.
I have a new master now, Dahnald. My Lord Moloch has granted me powers beyond your reckoning. Soon the delegates, the electigates, the galactigates, the skelegates and the ice cream will belong to me.
Austin Russell
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David Davis
That dude on the left
Aaron Lee
Starving kids in Africong and this glutton eats 2, I repeat 2 ice cream scoops per day.
I say, Mr. President, reduce the scoops to one, and lets feed some jungle kids.
Gavin Mitchell
>b-but I heard 6 million died in the holocaust!
Normies swallow 6 gorillion because they don't critically examine such a grisly topic, believing (((Hollywood))) and Allied history is 100% factual.
>b-but what about the Nuremberg trials! Some Nazis admitted war crimes, so it must be true Hitler had a Final Solution to kill all the Jews!
Rudolph Hoess confessed 25 million were killed at Aushwitz, does that sound believable? Allies tortured German POWs. At Dachau Nazis had their testicles kicked in and crushed beyond repair.
At Auschwitz, (((Soviets))) said 4 million died in gas chambers. Today, the death toll sits at 1.1 million (from ALL causes), though still grossly inflated going by Red Cross reports.
>Auschwitz - Why The Gas Chambers Are A Myth:
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>b-but it wasn't just Auschwitz!
At Majdanek, (((Soviets))) said 2 million were killed in gas chambers. Now they say The Majdanek Gas Chamber Myth:
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>b-but the Reinhard death camps: Treblinka, Sobibor, and Belzec!
There is little to support the claim that tens of thousands, let alone 1.3 MILLION died.
>1/3rd of the Holocaust (debunked):
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>b-but Nazis made lampshades out of tattooed Jewish inmates!
The lampshade myth comes from a propaganda film made to de-Nazify Germany by a US Psych Warfare unit.
>Buchenwald: A Dumb Dumb Portrayal of Evil:
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>b-but I've seen Steven Spielberg's Survivors of the Shoah!
Watch the following.
>The Last Days of the Big Lie
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>o-ok, let's suppose you're right. Why does it matter?!
It matters because no one can criticize the Jews without being labeled an anti-semite. Denial is ILLEGAL in 14 EU countries.
>The JQ:
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John Long
No, I tell you. You just get one scoop. Just as everyone else. I get two scoops. Two scoops I say.
Nathan Evans
Eli Nguyen
THREE 7'S?!?!?! DAHNALLLLLLLD
Hunter Sanders
>777
Isaac Wood
Post the sprinkles edit
Dominic Baker
scoopposting is the new kino
RIGHT BABE?
Landon Perez
DAHNALD YOU'RE A SNIVELING COWARD, LEAVE MY SCOOPS THE HELL ALONE
Carson Morris
>tfw the first SCOOPZ of the day
where my scoopbros at
Ethan Russell
WHO /SCOOP BOYZ/ HERE?
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Chase Bell
HAND OVER THE DELEGATES AND THE SCOOPS, DAHNOLD
Brayden Lewis
Trying to think of a portmanteau for colbert and gygas
Josiah Kelly
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Zachary Diaz
I've been shilling christianity pretty hard the last hour in all kinds of threads. I guess our god is telling me something.
Jordan Ward
DON LISTEN TO HIM DONOLD HE IS AN IMPOSTOR. HAND OVER THE SCOOP DOLON. DO IT DALON AND NOONE GETS HURT. THE SCOOPLEGATES DANON
Landon Carter
My sources are really close to cutting me off because this info might be getting into the wrong hands too fast and too easy, but this is what I heard last night in a call I got right before bed.
Michael Diaz
WHY DUZ DANAL GLOMMPF HAV TOO SCOUPS WILE I HÂVË WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖIOOOOOOOOOON
Chase Davis
BORAND PUMP
Joseph King
DRAMALD DRAMFFFFFFF
HOW CUD YOU TAKE THE SECOND SHCOOOOPTTZZZ?!?!?!?! WHY HAV YOU DONE THIS TO US DAHNAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLDDDDDDD
Alexander Williams
CRANALF WRUAMP!!!!!!
Isaac Walker
Spooky
Ian Rogers
>be drump
>pic related blocks your path
>GIVE ME DA SCOOP BONALD DRUMP
>audience starts seizing like a bunch of Pentecostals who just got electrocuted
>WELL DRUMP
>audience starts hailing Colbert' final form
>HAND
>audience worships the monster Colbert has become
>EM
>earthquake opens up the ground and swallows half the audience
>OVER
>audience getting literally sick of winning, all vomiting up hipster Starbucks smoothies
>drump opens his mouth
>audience morths into demons and tries to attack drump
>COLBERT
>you can hear a pin drop
>YOU'RE FIRED
>demon Holocaust(also a literal Holocaust as all colbeast's jew listeners die
>Colbert's final form explodes like the Twin Towers
>drump has made America great again
Jeremiah Brooks
>DONMAL JRUMNZP
>NIGGERS
Noah Fisher
ZLOOMMPFT CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Gabriel Myers
How can New York Values even compete?
Isaiah Thompson
while(scoops.droompft > my.scoops)
{
print("DROMMMPTF")
Josiah Myers
}
Eli Robinson
DO NOT CLAP
BLUUUUUMPPPPFFFFF
Carter Nguyen
BILDMRS COKHELSTR........
DON AL JRUUUUUUUUUUU
Dylan Howard
i know this code will trigger some autists but whatever
Daniel Ortiz
>Two scoops
I've never seen our republic this bad off, but it could have been worse.
Cameron Reyes
DIMPY WIMPY HASS TWOOOOOOO REEEE
Easton Jones
lol
Justin Johnson
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