Prophet Shepherd Bushiri Walks On Air

>youtube.com/watch?v=T1JQY8_Uj_0

How can white men even compete?

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So this is what the world got instead of Rhodesia?

SLUMMARD SHLUMP BTFO

how did he do that? pretty amazing

Skip to 2:33 for some unexplainable shit

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I wasn't ready

holy shit how is this not in the front page of every newspaper on the planet?

it's because niggers have helium instead of brains in their skulls

Muh nigga in brown brogues

How many people died for this?

wtf i love jesus now

Two people either side of him holding him up who run out of shot before the camera pulls back, are people really this gullible ?

I get those shakes from too much nitros-oxide

David Blaine does that thing where he levitates so I googled it. You sort of stand sideways to the person while raising yourself with the ball of one foot. I do it to people and the retards think I'm actually levitating.

People aren't, Africans are.

>Race-baiters wonder why whites don't want to mix

Nerve gas?

youtu.be/PaEuQ4aiaoc?t=76
HAHA
>tfw pollen gets mistaken as an angel by some dumpy nigger with no depth perception sitting on his stoop
>tfw he looks towards his 4 year old daughter to reinforce his nigger delusions

you can even hear them walk away and a door close, kek

i wonder how they must feel knowing they are literally the definition of a false prophet.

that wasn't an angel. but it damn sure wasn't pollen either, pretty spoopy in fact

that's kinda weird.

HERETIC

definitely isn't the camera person zooming in on feet and him holding onto some shit hanging from the ceiling right where the ceiling drops down at the edge of the stairs. definitely not camera tricks and nothing to do with the zoom. definitely. fucking dindus can't even fake sleight of anything, far too complex.

I watched like 10 times and saw shit

Actually that was a far away object

it goes in front of the trees. it's between him and the trees. 100 feet maybe?

there's a light that streaks up and down, sort of like slow lightning

oh i saw it. Extremely lame dust mite

Charismatic protestants are the worst. Good God. I wish the rapture were real so they could all be taken away.
In reality, the ones "taken"are taken to judgement, as it was in the days of Noah.

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When he says, "Ooh, you seen that? You seen that?"
Just before 1:18, there's a little white shape of some sort which descends from a point mid-air and passes in front of the tree which is obscuring the sky to the left of the cell tower. It then proceeds back up into the sky and disappears.

It's almost certainly an optical illusion.

Didnt the Mind Freak dude already do this?

Probably dust but it might have been ball lighting too.

Also christ I hate niggers. His toddler enunciates better than he does and thinks critically too.

>WUZ DATTA BUR
>It could've been a plane or a...
>DAT WUZZINT NO BUR DO

Sucks that she could be a decent person but has to be raised by that animal.

Most of the difference is in parenting. The IQ gap closes to 90 black vs. 105 white vs. 108 east asian when the child is adopted by stable white parents.

Audibly cackled at this like an audience member of blackface in the 1920s. Fancy suit, moustache n' all.

LOOK AT THAT DUMB JIGABOO BOY PRETEND HE CAN FLY!
>crowd proceed to throw fruit at nigger

Shepherd Bushiri
Net Worth: $150m
He's the richest 'pastor' in the world apparently

haha this is why we're destroying stupid christianity very easily. each year thousands of former christians converted to islam because your religion is simply stupid.

WE
WUZ
x

I know, it's like they're not even trying.

why are niggers so stupid? I genuinely feel bad for them. I don't want to see anyone killed off but seriously niggers are so fucking stupid I don't see anything more human than mass murdering them one by one. No exception I would literally cut off 2 week old niggers with a pair of dull first grader left handed scissor for the cause.

Shit niggers are fucking stupid.

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Oh fuck I'm laughing so hard right now. Wtf, people actually fall for this shit?

Not enough of the right ones.

Why do blacks seem way more fanatical when it comes to Christianity?

the opening scene from Shepherd Bushini's 3 hour birthday extravaganza

>niggers
>not being perpetual mental children

Pick only one.

I'll take "Shit That Never Really Happened, But Fucking Mystified Nig Nogs." for $1,000

Threads like these make me think black people really are retarded. (I don't see many blacks so I don't know)

Shepherd Bushiri was a Muslim, until he met Jesus Christ in his school corridor when he was 10, and he got taken to Heaven.

This is what gives atheists all the ammo they need. Fucking ridiculous.

Because religious American blacks are even dumber than religious American whites. It's a close race, but the blacks are just slightly out ahead.