>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>male white, female white and a fucking baby are drinking in the park
Luis Bailey
>male, female and baby drinking at a playground
Ian Powell
11/10 odds the bitch was nignog
Angel Baker
Hey /cpd/. I was in chiraq on business last week and kept seeing Roberts out and about. Gave one a thumbs up and said "thanks Robert!".
Aaron Brown
.Robert on his way. 5 minutes to bust it
Juan Hall
Seems like the baby can hold its liquor
Josiah Johnson
can probably hold his meth too.
Luis Wilson
>tfw listening on a uniden scanner and DBJ-1 antenna
Hunter Hughes
>T-THE BOAWT LAWNCH
Jose Carter
Remember to never feed the bums
Aiden Johnson
> boat launch
male black navy
Ayden Thomas
He probably laughed and wonder how you knew he was Robert
Ethan Hughes
we aquatic crime now amphibious male blacks exerting domination
Bentley Bennett
WE WUZ PIRATES N SHEEEIIT
Cameron Mitchell
METH RRRRRRRRRROCKET
Elijah Cook
...
Luis Anderson
NOT SO FAST YOU SEABORNE COONS!
Blake Rodriguez
> Black male in red hoodie
Oh shit they after tha blood
Justin Garcia
>> No.125441254
more pls...
Nathan Allen
> 5 big bottles of ciroc
CRIME OF THE CENTURY
Kevin Ortiz
let's get sea sick
Joshua Kelly
>stealing cirroc
jesus niggers are dumb, at least get some good alcohol.
Adam Ramirez
took 5 bottles of what? sriracha?
Hunter Gonzalez
ciroc, vodka
Isaac Sanchez
dem dum niggas
Luis Jenkins
>some good alcohol Ahkahall
Mason Lee
red hoodie white hoodie black t-shirt (that's the poor nigger)
Ian Gutierrez
>cirroc AYYY, STEALIN DAT TURPENTINE! May as well stick to sippin robitussin, desu
Charles Thomas
good luck white boi we're running two (2) stolen Yamaha outboard motors overclocked to 600 gigawats in this bitchj
Carson Kelly
> mfw my 5-minute shoops make the bumper, but the stuff I really like hardly ever gets reposted
Ian Kelly
We will just have to shoot you then.
Cooper Wilson
CPD turned bounty hunter
Matthew Adams
F O O T C H A S E O O T C H A S E
Noah Robinson
>Since 2007, marketing and promotion for CÎROC in the United States has been handled by Sean "Diddy" Combs in an "equal-share venture" with the proceeds from the label being split between promotional partner Combs and manufacturing partner Diageo.[ well no wonder they are stealing it >Ayyo, Pdiddy drank dis shieet, we be jus like him also, foot chase and is that an airship I hear?
John Brown
foot pursuit. Get they asses Robert!
Cameron Howard
Fucking stupid niggers don't even know they can't outrun a helicopter
Logan Evans
oh shit. chasing runners!
ITS ON NOW
Carson Gomez
Robert is a runnin!
Lincoln Lopez
...
Samuel Morgan
IM TELLIN YALL ITS SABOTAGE
Jaxon Myers
...
Joseph Brown
SO did Robert get them?
Nicholas Rivera
lots of people not taking their meds tonight.
Bentley Martin
>Crazy drunk and off meds.
Andrew Perry
>he's crazy >drunk >not taking meds >are you CIT trained?
Logan Cook
he cant have gotten much further since he lost his peg leg
Matthew Russell
still hearing the air ship
Anthony Morgan
drag racers, finally
Jonathan Moore
>that screaming in the background
Justin Bailey
Drag racing!
What type of cars do Roberts use?
Ian Sullivan
I laughed so hard when I heard that
Jason Stewart
>slow it down
Logan Adams
oh fugg. brb
>AIR ROBERT IS STALKING THE FOOT PURSUIT >HE'S IN CUSTODY >SLOW IT DOWN >S L O W >I T >D O W N
Chase Roberts
F
Luke Campbell
...
Carter Jones
Good morning Roberts, am I just in time for prime nog time? Fresh off work with a 6 pack of Amberbock. Bump.
Parker Price
Shots fired
Hunter Harris
...
Luis Butler
SHOTS FIRED
Cooper Johnson
like the city-noirized pic of the tac officer scrambling out the escalade with the m4
Landon Johnson
Oh it is just starting. Just missed a good foot chase and some shots fired.
SO get comfy!
Luke Lee
Sanford & Son is still fucking hilarious to this day. It holds up.
Nathan Diaz
...
Luke Davis
AH LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Benjamin Murphy
>AYAYAYAYA YAAA
what did he/she mean by this
Ian Murphy
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YAAAA
Angel Cruz
>AYAYYAYAYAYA lolwut
Carson Phillips
Glorious! Glorious! It's been a two week work week I'm ready to drink a few and...
>yayayayayayayayaya
What they said^
Lucas Perry
aye ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Caleb Anderson
Did you just say "manhandle?"
Camden Reyes
Man handled? What did he mean by that?
Thomas Robinson
LOL the bantz
Alexander Moore
OH MY GOD ITS A MIRAGE
Luke Walker
>burglary in progress >male hispanics trying to break in house with chair
Mason Jones
generally that means he tossed him around a bit.
Easton Wood
>Two Male Blacks tryna break into a house with chairs
>Principle's office at a school tripped an alarm twoo bad they won't go willingly, during normal hours of operation...
Thomas Gutierrez
Male Hispanic must be a manlet...
Bentley Morris
You enjoying this as much as we are?
Hope you are comfy
Caleb Powell
hell yes! I watched a couple of episodes today.
Christian Lewis
oc muthufucku!
Owen Foster
9/11 Robert. Is he the ultimate Robert?
Juan Smith
very nice that whole music video could make for some good OC
Andrew Ramirez
who the hell is robert.
>mentally ill man destroying bank ANDREW JACKSON LIVES!!!!!!
Cooper Flores
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
