/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - DRUNK AND VIOLENT EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Evening Roberts, Just got off work. How's everyone night goin?

OP text has been updated. Peep that dank aussie OC: youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

That clock is fucking badass. I want one with Star #1488

>couple having sex at the beach
Get some!

Not dat old bread. its dat nu bread. its NUUUUUUUUUUU. its NUUUUUUUUUUU.

tfw blacked

5th for drag racers

> two black males with hoodies

so every black male in shitcago?

Lol mothers boyfriend been drinking OH SHIT

I love midnight club episodes.

male black with hooded sweaters get it right check yo keys robert

>female threw a soda on him when he asked her to leave
hoodrat skanks.

Lol wtf someone threw a soda at a Whitecastle worker hahahaha

I know. that clock is awesome.

fop7giftshop.com/product/cpd-neon-clock-with-shipping/

>TROUBLE DOWN TO THE WHITE CASTLE

lol female black chimps out at restaurant

>male white, female white and a fucking baby are drinking in the park

>male, female and baby drinking at a playground

11/10 odds the bitch was nignog

Hey /cpd/. I was in chiraq on business last week and kept seeing Roberts out and about. Gave one a thumbs up and said "thanks Robert!".

.Robert on his way.
5 minutes to bust it

Seems like the baby can hold its liquor

can probably hold his meth too.

>tfw listening on a uniden scanner and DBJ-1 antenna

>T-THE BOAWT LAWNCH

Remember to never feed the bums

> boat launch

male black navy

He probably laughed and wonder how you knew he was Robert

we aquatic crime now
amphibious male blacks exerting domination

WE WUZ PIRATES N SHEEEIIT

METH RRRRRRRRRROCKET

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NOT SO FAST YOU SEABORNE COONS!

> Black male in red hoodie

Oh shit they after tha blood

>> No.125441254

more pls...

> 5 big bottles of ciroc

CRIME OF THE CENTURY

let's get sea sick

>stealing cirroc

jesus niggers are dumb, at least get some good alcohol.

took 5 bottles of what? sriracha?

ciroc, vodka

dem dum niggas

>some good alcohol
Ahkahall

red hoodie
white hoodie
black t-shirt (that's the poor nigger)

>cirroc
AYYY, STEALIN DAT TURPENTINE! May as well stick to sippin robitussin, desu

good luck white boi we're running two (2) stolen Yamaha outboard motors overclocked to 600 gigawats in this bitchj

> mfw my 5-minute shoops make the bumper, but the stuff I really like hardly ever gets reposted

We will just have to shoot you then.

CPD turned bounty hunter

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well no wonder they are stealing it
>Ayyo, Pdiddy drank dis shieet, we be jus like him
also, foot chase and is that an airship I hear?

foot pursuit. Get they asses Robert!

Fucking stupid niggers don't even know they can't outrun a helicopter

oh shit. chasing runners!

ITS ON NOW

Robert is a runnin!

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IM TELLIN YALL ITS SABOTAGE

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SO did Robert get them?

lots of people not taking their meds tonight.

>Crazy drunk and off meds.

>he's crazy
>drunk
>not taking meds
>are you CIT trained?

he cant have gotten much further since he lost his peg leg

still hearing the air ship

drag racers, finally

>that screaming in the background

Drag racing!

What type of cars do Roberts use?

I laughed so hard when I heard that

>slow it down

oh fugg. brb

>AIR ROBERT IS STALKING THE FOOT PURSUIT
>HE'S IN CUSTODY
>SLOW IT DOWN
>S L O W
>I T
>D O W N

F

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Good morning Roberts, am I just in time for prime nog time? Fresh off work with a 6 pack of Amberbock. Bump.

Shots fired

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SHOTS FIRED

like the city-noirized pic of the tac officer scrambling out the escalade with the m4

Oh it is just starting. Just missed a good foot chase and some shots fired.

SO get comfy!

Sanford & Son is still fucking hilarious to this day. It holds up.

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AH LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

>AYAYAYAYA YAAA

what did he/she mean by this

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YAAAA

>AYAYYAYAYAYA
lolwut

Glorious! Glorious! It's been a two week work week I'm ready to drink a few and...

>yayayayayayayayaya

What they said^

aye ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

Did you just say "manhandle?"

Man handled? What did he mean by that?

LOL the bantz

OH MY GOD ITS A MIRAGE

>burglary in progress
>male hispanics trying to break in house with chair

generally that means he tossed him around a bit.

>Two Male Blacks tryna break into a house with chairs

>Principle's office at a school tripped an alarm
twoo bad they won't go willingly, during normal hours of operation...

Male Hispanic must be a manlet...

You enjoying this as much as we are?

Hope you are comfy

hell yes! I watched a couple of episodes today.

oc muthufucku!

9/11 Robert. Is he the ultimate Robert?

very nice
that whole music video could make for some good OC

who the hell is robert.

>mentally ill man destroying bank
ANDREW JACKSON LIVES!!!!!!

ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.