Donald?

Donald?

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DAAAAHHHGNULL HURRUUUMPPP!!!!
THE SCOOPS WERE NOT YOURS TO STEAL!
GIVE THEM BACK TO ME NAAOOWWW!!

ONNNEE SKEWWWWP LIMIT DRUMPF!

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>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks.
>"CITIZENS OF Sup Forums, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM--
>YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME."
>The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately.
>"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!"
>The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation.
>"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
>The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in.
>"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..."
>Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.

the scoops dah nald

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>It's shooting day at the Ed Sullivan Theater. A large audience eagerly anticipates the arrival of their favourite late night host. But Colbert's been missing all day. No one knows where he is and no one can contact him.
>A staffer has to use the restroom. He excuses himself from his business and ventures down the hall to the men's room. Upon opening the door...
>"Hello there, Guano Dumpf! Fancy seeing you here. You're just in time to join me... I was about to eat some ice cream. Chocolate ice cream, as a matter of fact. Would you like some? How many scoops would Dingledorf like? One scoop? Three scoops? Four? Ah, no, of course not! Dorpfy needs TWO SCOOPS!!!"
>Colbert lunges at the staffer while screaming with fistfuls of faeces in his trembling hands.

BRUMPITUS WUMPITUS TWO SCOOPS FOR THE TRUMPITUS

DAHANANSDD FUNGDFD SCOOPS TWOS WTFAG YA KEKFUCK NPOOOOO

DOOLLLNERD TRUCCKKKPPSSSPKINS

OSWALD BLUMF

fuck this meme

You don't get to bring two scoops

DRONALD DRAMPFFFF

that is terrifying
>thanks for the nightmare fuel

They're not my scoops

kek, you might be on to somthing

>#not my scoops

*blocks your scoops*

Thats Doctor Donald 2 you

PSSHT! SMOOTH MOVES, DANGODORPF!

THAT'S IT KLUMPF, YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON I'M GONNA NEED YOUR SCOOP
AND YOUR OTHER SCOOP

Silly drumpfkins, 2 ice cream scoops are for LIBERALS ONLY

FUCKING TWO SCOOPS CLUMPF?

ahl alright now, dahnald.

BLONGALFFF FRUUMP!! Now that's a name...I'll never forget. You see, it all began with t-the scoops...

TOO SCOOP FOR DRUMPFY AND NOT FOR ME?

I WILL KILL DRUMPFY AND THEN HE WIL SEE

GET OUTTA HERE PROOZ

The three musketeers have united at last.

>mfw when drumpf has no scoops

>mfw when drumble has one schoop

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>MFW FROOOMP HAS TWOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

TRRRUUUUUUUUBBUBUBBBBLLLUBULBBLUBBLUBBLUBBBBB

>the amount of scoops drumpf should be allowed

This meme feels forced

uhm, I think Ill need a quick rundown on this

((()))

You are the real thing that needs to be fucked.

RAHNAAAALD MCDAAAAAHNAAAAAAAAALD GETS
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
PAAATTTTTTIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Go back to Sup Forums playing your Cucka-Laylee.

30 people have posted it so far in this thread m8.

It's organic, it's quick to evolve, and it's hilarious.

The only reason you don't find it funny is because your political stance prevents it.

Even neutral people could find the humor in it.

Drumpf gets two scoops of his ice cream, while his servers only get one

>dino DRUMPF got 2(TWO) scoops of ice cream for dessert when everyone else got ONE
>Colbert EXPOSED Dorky Drump on live television
>now Doro Tromp is FINISHED! IMPEACHED this current YEAR

IF I HEAR ONE MORE CLAP I'M GOING TO EXTERMINATE ALL OF YOU SILLY RUMPEDAMPADOOS

You're entering a world of pain, Stephhan.

You are the real forced meme.

I have never touched Sup Forums in my life.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZ FUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ

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I can't fucking breathe.

Sup Forumsirgin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

DID SOMEBODY SAY TWO SCOOPS?

CNN ran a story about Trump getting 2 scoops of ice cream in the WH while everyone else got 1.

Colbert was doing one of his nightly rants about Trump and his audience accidently cheered for Trump, he had to get them to stop.

Combine the two and add a little bit of mockery of the pettiness of the media and night show hosts in general and you arrive at -

"CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT FASCIST RONFELD BLUNK GETS 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM!?"

goooood fuckin morning gooood damn it

I bet you're from /b and liked zozzle too, huh?

Can someone link me to the actual Colbert chimpout? I can't find it on youtube

HOW MANY FUCKING SCOOPS IS THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH?

OUTTTTTTTTT
RAEEEEEEEEEE
GERRRRRROOOOOOUSSSSSS

>WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
>WHO CLAPPED?
>IF ANY OF YOU URBAN AND SUBURBAN RETARDS WANT A JOB, THESE PART TIME SECURITY DRUMPFS ARE OUTTA THE JOB

Quick rundown

Trump bows to two scoops

Scoops are supplied by aliens

Eating the scoops bestows psychic abilities

Two scoops served with a slice of pie controls the French dessert industry with a FAIR but iron fist

Two scoops are served in banks and castles all over the world

Ingredients include a table spoon of blood from the royal bloodline

will bankroll creameries on Mars

own basically every Dairy Queen in Texas

first designer flavors will be served in two scoops

Both scoops contain 200+ calories

>server: here's your ice cream mr. president
>Trump: can I get one more scoop
>server: of course, mr president
literally this

You got me. I'm a Sup Forumsastard.

kek

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS JUST THOUGH SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT TRUMP?!

I WILL END YOU WHERE YOU SIT.

>So...
>*Raises Eyebrows*
>*Audience giggling*
>Drumpf...
>*Audience Howls and claps*
>I mean, really?
>*Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out*
>*Colbert gets on his desk and rips off his shirt*
>DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUNP
>*Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalizing the TV crew*
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside*
>IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMP!!
>*Wings sprout from the audience members, they begin chanting in Latin*
>DAAAANAHLD
>*Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is now standing in his place*
>BLUMPF
>*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes, and cannibalizations sprout up*
>GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST
>*Trump, laughing hysterically, but crying profusely opens the nuclear football and demands that all nukes be set off*
>*DC iS wiped off the map*
>*Trump is literally BTFO*

>how could you actually think two scoops are reasonable tronold

GONALD! GONALD GONALD....DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE THIS SCOOOOPPPYYY?!?!?!?!?!?

Dingledorpf BTFO.

link to the video please

Isn't it great that President Trump received two scoops of ice cream?

Colbert as a female looks like your average batshit insane feminist

newfag

>the song this is parodying is called One
>because only one scoop is allowed
this is honestly too fucking perfect

faggotry

You are the real newfag.

i'd nail her to the puci

kek

Dr. President Donald Trump is allowed to have any number of ice cream scoops. This is a free country after all. God bless America.

so...................ARNOLD KEMPFT .............................................*crowd goes absolutely insane* .......................

>>*Wings sprout from the audience members, they begin chanting in Latin*

This fucking verse sent my sides to outer space

CURSES!!! THE DRUMPLESTITLSKIN HAS ESCAPED FROM MY GRASP ONCE AGAIN!!
DOOO NOOTT TAKE ANOTHER SKOOP DAAHNAAAALLD! YOU WILL REGRET!!

Trump is a Very Big guy for you.
He is the Bringer of the light.
KEK has spoken. The Digits don't lie.
(OP)

NOOOOOOOOOOO FUKK DIMPLE DORFT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The call that saved the scoops

I hear the exact same shit every time a new meme is introduced. You just dont like it. GTFO

2 SCOOPS 2 MANY FOR DONNIE DRUMFO
IMPEACH HIM NOW

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broomp took my scloops and now I must froomp

honestly it's sad to see Colbert go down the road he's going
I used to love him and was excited when I heard he was going to be replacing David Letterman, felt like he really went up in the world
it's not like he was never political or anything but he's just become another no-name talk show host that's anti-Trump, guess the colbert report was just around at a good time cause I'd hate to imagine that being ruined by it, at-least you can go back to that

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BRIMBLE BORF KRIMPLE KRAMP OF THE CARPLE CAMPF CAMP, YOU HAVE BETRAYBLED THE COMMON GOOD!!!
YOU ARE LIBERALLY HITLARTLER!!

BLUMPFY

SHMONALD SHMUNFF GETS 2 SCOOOOPPSSSS

Not gonna lie, former HUMPFRY SLUMPFT voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching DUNHALD GRUMPFT crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get 2 SCOOPS.

DOINK BLOINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Scoop watching porn.

DINSOLD TUMMMPPF!!

STOP CLAPPING DRUMPTLY MINIONS I SWEAR TO GOD HAHA WHAT GOD AMIRITE GOD IS DEAD COS HE GOT NO SCOOPS

*claps*

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