/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WE WUZ PRESIDENTZ EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 5/13/17
youtu.be/7CqE-QpG6Fw
>Pres Trump delivers Commencement Address @ Liberty U 5/13/17
youtu.be/Na7JLgPYEvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address 5/12/17
youtu.be/ErQakpa2L-U
>Pres Trump & Rocket Team 5/12/17
youtu.be/_Wkq1OjgyV0
>FLotUS hosts Military Mothers 5/12/17
youtu.be/NvMpEbhd5D0
>Attny Gen Sessions remarks @NYC 5/12/17
youtu.be/xB5enNccpPA
>SoS T-Rex @ Arctic Council Summit 5/12/17
youtu.be/H6apIyK-EJ8
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/5Wvuw_Zmubg
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~!

AWOO~

Oh no!
This sucks!

AYO HOL UP
YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ AMERICANS?

MOVEMENT

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Would it be wrong if we encouraged her to slip further into madness?

>p-please don't clap

>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
>throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
>swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
>sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>evolves from primate

i remember John C. Dvorak talking about this a few years ago
he says he wrote a column once complaining about all the kids who just hang around and loiter in the bay area, and told them to get a job, learn a craft, it'll be good for you
he had a bunch of people write back to him saying "get a job where?" no reason to hire an american kid when you can pay an illegal serf under the table

Awoo?

Bark

One anonymous source from the white house told me that DRUMPF ate 2 Vanilla scoops, scoffing at the ice creams of color. We need to impeach him right now.

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>Asked by chairman David Dimbleby to say which drugs she took, Ms Mensch said: “I have never said what Class A drugs I did. I don’t want to say so because I do not want to glorify those drugs and give those drugs a great name.

So, what drugs do you think she took?

>>p-please don't clap

Awoo~

...

is the dude in the center the same one who goes on tucker?

No idea. It could be all talk, considering he is some ultra liberal.
Expect him to help tank the South Korean Japanese relations with "muh comfort women"

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how do you suggest we do that?

AWOO!

We should build a moat next.

yes

>So, what drugs do you think she took?
she probably was a rave slut

Thas right.

All of them. I think she treated the Class A roster as a to do list every month.

What was that song where someone took "shut up and dance" and turned it into a pro trump song like hail victory or something? I know someone posted it here before.

Call her a Putin plant trying to help Trump by making the democrats look bad.

what an ugly motherfucker, seriously

Get 'em out!

i could see it working to piss her off
you'd need to photoshop some shit to share on the colony
once the meme is forced over there, they will beat it to death, ensuring exposure

youtu.be/yZNtYmdZ-4c
This one?

More like "president" Chumpf general

fight song?

...

She'll get a heart attack.

or this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=4wJUSq41F_g

Feed her sources that are even more outlandish to the point that she'll by saying Trump and Putin are working with the aliens to resurrect Hitler.

>tfw this somehow manages to be true

What's more likely?

A wall or a war?

No, it was a song someone made. I'm pretty sure it was to the tune of this song but had parts of trump's speeches in it. Think it was called hail victory or something but I don't remember that for sure.

youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

Trump had arguably the best week of his presidency. I'm fucking pumped right now. He's finally being Trump again.

The wall already exists and is being built so that is an incredibly stupid question.

Tweet at her that KGB used drugs to create sleeper agents. Ask if she knew any guys with a Russian accent in her coke snorting days, she might've been subconsciously conditioned by the KGB/FSB into becoming a Russian puppet and subverting the Democratic effort by acting like a loose cannon.

KEK

She strikes me as a candy girl. Probably shitloads of ecstasy and Adderall if I had to guess.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsu7wEyiWGQ
on a side note did youtube change their font for the search bar?

Wall

>finally being Trump again.
He never stopped or faltered. Worst talking point I have heard to justify people falling for unfounded hysteria. Grow a pair.

You know what I mean, bitch.

pretty much
The only sad part of the whole week was McMaster at the WH press conference
He's too full of himself
Trump will shitcan him at the most opportune moment

This could work.

Wait why would she be in collar if she's going to be deported, or did Trump-san here adopt her and then pull a Woody Allen?
It's the Left Korean way, not that it isn't an important point if you strongly feel it happened the way Korea claims it does, not to get into that debate, but I feel like addressing the possible nuclear onslaught from a North Korea tantrum is more pressing, especially as they seem to not care who tells them no these days, even China.

>He's finally being Trump again.
Trump was always Trump, you pussy.

Yeah, he's a dipshit. I miss Flynn but I think Flynn dirtied himself with the Turkish money. Shame, but greed is a bitch. Wouldn't be surprised if Flynn gets arrested for it but nothing can be done about it.

I like Gorka for National Security Advisor once McMaster is shitcanned.

No I saw that but it isn't the right song. Completely different. I'm thinking I must be misremembering the title because my searches find nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=nvuxbxS6LFo
HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? IT'S SO BAD

No I dont, stupid cunt. The wall exists and is beinng built so that already came forst before you mustered your 80 iq to type out that horseshit. Think for a minute.

haha fuck no thats not it

Neither
youtube.com/watch?v=VuSpJ54RluM

>I like Gorka for National Security Advisor once McMaster is shitcanned.

FUCKING CONFIRMED

Eh...he wasn't. He, for some reason, decided to play ball for a couple months. He wasn't Trump. I mean, he was, but he was clearly doing shit to try and appease the cabal. Now he said fuck that.

I think he maybe realized all he dirt he has acquired on everyone in DC could be a fuckload of leverage.

Too late. The Measles they brought will decimate our entire population.

Watch some minor controversy happen again and again and people flip their shit only to come crawling back. Pathetic. No backbone.

>messed up mind
>taking hard drug

Well no duh bitch what would you think would of happened?

please don't indict song

WE ARE AMERICANS*

*except we're not

Literally no one except libshits wants these wastes of space here.

also, Flynn was a fall guy
He was hired to do a job: Expose the leakers
He did it
Then he went out the door as per contract

>How can she clap?! HOW CAN SHE CLAP!?

>Eh...he wasn't. He, for some reason, decided to play ball for a couple months. He wasn't Trump. I mean, he was, but he was clearly doing shit to try and appease the cabal. Now he said fuck that.
You are talking out of your ass. go back to wherever you came from, stupid nigger.

anyone who says Trump was the wrong choice can go fuck themselves

She fled the UK because her husband was the singer from Lost Prophets, who was arrested for trying to buy a baby to rape.

>He, for some reason, decided to play ball for a couple months
no he played the game
the FBI slipped up, Comey left to LA and left his desk unguarded, it was what they were waiting for
Trump has been Trump, you don't think he has been acting very carefully these past few months? you don't think the deep state is doing the same to him? this isn't going to be easy, it's going to be very difficult, but very very worth it

PMURPHCRILBIRTCH

she just blocks everyone though

Maybe. I've heard that theory before. I think he got greedy and took money he shouldn't have. He shouldn't have lied to Pence, either. Two big mistakes. Trump would have shielded him from investigation had he not lied to the VP but it is what it is.

You can't lie to Pence. You just can't lie to the VP.

I would have much prefered more undocumented dreamcaster heros and madame, desu. I regret voting for Trump when he is deporting people.

You know what's crazy about Twitter? How many major outlets have such small footprints. Like a legit outlet with a lot of employees can tweet out a story and get like 50-75 retweets, but then when you look at alternative media types like pjw, he gets thousands of retweets on everything

she was a rockband groupie

her husband was a manager

AYO HOL UP
>*plays music in vehicle to let the kids know*
SO WATCH YOU TRYIN TO SAY
>*snugs hat tighter on head while opening the siding glass windows*
WAT YOU TRYIN TO BE SAYING
>*changes jingle to that van halen song that's more upbeat*
WHAT YOU BE SAYING IS
>*checks all lids for freezer burn and sets up all the freezepops in their appropriate places*
WHAT YOU BE REALLY MEANING TO SAY
>*grabs crotch with spoon*
AYO WHAT I MEAN YOU BE SAYING IS
>*tells all the kids that another scoop costs extra*
WHAT YOU BE REALLY MEANING TO SAY THAT
>*takes out fresh cones and tells the kids they're outta waffle*
WHAT YOU BE GETTIN AT
>*spoons sprinkles and m&ms for the kiddies*
THAT GRAMMPPHHELDDD
>*rings up the resister to compete the transaction*
THAT FRAAMMFELLDD SHRUUMMPHTT
>*tells the kids to have a nice day and not to get brain freeze*
THAT JRRAAMMGELLDD HRRUMMPHT GOT TWO SCOOPS

>12 million undocumented immigrants

Awoo?

Nigger livestream, I'll just leave this here youtube.com/watch?v=q-RU9UoqZeQ

>Trump has been Trump, you don't think he has been acting very carefully these past few months? you don't think the deep state is doing the same to him? this isn't going to be easy, it's going to be very difficult, but very very worth it
Trump has all the dirty deeds. If he wanted to bring down everyone in DC he could literally do it on Twitter. But he's clearly using it to his advantage now. I think he tried to play nice but realized that was a fool's errand.

Now, instead of playing their game, he's going to force them to play his.

>This garbage
Didn't you always hear Trump talks about how he doesn't like to telegraph military actions like Obummer did. Trump likes to keep his options open and cards close to his chest.

Do you think that stopped applying outside of military matters? Trump will always play along in the short term if he thinks it will bring him out on top in the long term.

Stop being a pussy like those people that went nuts over the Syrian missile strike and abandoned Trump only to come crawling back.

Why are the humans in AoT such bigots? The titans are just misunderstood.

probably heroin then
does she ever wear short sleeves?

Especially those people who apparently regret their vote for Trump? How do you regret a man who keeps his promises?

Furfags RAUS.

Oh, shit, then definitely coke and heroin.

I think this is a good strategy. I mean she'd believe it. She lost the plot some time ago.

Wall

Clinton would've already started a war. She said so herself on remarks about Syria.

>Stop being a pussy like those people that went nuts over the Syrian missile strike and abandoned Trump only to come crawling back.
I was one of those guys. pls no bully

> undocumented
I like how liberals can't deal with reality and as such invent new ways of saying things.

>I think he got greedy and took money he shouldn't have.
during the campaign?

>He shouldn't have lied to Pence, either
I assume this is a cover story for purposes of theory

Occam's razor applies so your take is most plausible

the show is garbage why do people watch it hashtag real talk

I have seen him a lot of times on TV advocating for illegal aliens and I just can't get over his face.
He's not just ugly, he's constantly making an ugly face.
I mean, for fucks sake. The guy should have been deported years ago for being an illegal criminal and instead they give him this cushy well payed job spouting neomarxist propaganda.
And he doesn't even have the decency to smile from time to time?

lets get monkey man on the job. have him write a few articles.