Help

Help.
I think I'm becoming a jew
Everyday when I wake up, my nose is bigger.
When I wank, I look at shekles instead of tits.
I don't lend any of my friends money without 20% interest.
I pay people money to go spread misinformation among my enemies
I am speaking Hebrew more often
I fantasize about killing Jesus
Help, what should I do?

top kek

Do you need money?

Even though your sarcastic i think you should Join us. Your semetic already so why not.

Was the best choice I ever made.

This goy gets it.

Now get your abo ass over here and fund my wars!!!

Just gotta get a citizenship

Fuck off you Palestinian shit head, get back on your side of the wall faggot

The anger is strong in this goy

Where you bitten by a jew? It can be contagious.

Quick, explain why the other shouldn't exist and why your stupid flag should

Fuckاسر off im Israeli.

When the Aussies get there the real Zion will rise from the ashes of your kosher and halal asses. You are just Khazars and Arabs desecrating once noble titles, Australians are the real Jews, the ones that left Egypt.

Yes. In the beach

Unless you're black, you're not a Jew

Not many people know this, but you're more right than you think.
Archaeologists say that Jews are not a special people. They started off as the peoples of Palestine/Kanaan who were fed up with the kings of the city kingdoms and appointed judges instead of kings. Centuries later they had written enough scriptures to make up a founding myth of the "chosen people". That ideology was adapted ca. 700 BC and hasn't left you since.

Kek wills you to embrace the jew

We are all jews here, but with different religion.
The idea that being a jew is an ethnicity is wrong. Sure different jews come from different places, like ethiopian, ashkenazi, mizrahvi, but in the end, the only thing tying them together is the religion

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All Jews are equal but some Jews are more equal than others.

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Like your pic is second rate, Palestinians cant help but be cheap knock-off of Jordanians

George orwell was a closted jew

Except our noses are bigger

The closet isn't there to be opened.
Stop being my friend. It's difficult to insult those who you empathise with.

K