Itt: We pretend to be outraged liberals

itt: We pretend to be outraged liberals.

TWO SCOOPS!?!?!

HE CAN'T HAVE TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM REEEEEEE

RACIST!

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Kill yourself.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIVING STATUS YOU FUCKING ABLEIST SHITLORD

Do you ACTUALLY have a PREFERENCE for women who are born with VAGINAS? Are you such a SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT that you can't get over the fact that some women are born with penises and that they are BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO DESERVE TO DATE HETEROSEXUAL MEN? THAT IS WORSE THAN BEING THE ARCHITECT OF A GENOCIDE.

Oh no sweetie Drumphkins.

If you're not dating a transsexual black otherkin with aids you're nothing but a racist bigot.

i find this thread's general rage to be rather problematic and gross. i can't even right now sweeties.

agreed. aids does nothing compared to the damage of aids phobia.

#shareaneedlecutbackonpollution

DWOOOOOOOO SSSSCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPZZ VOR DRRUUUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPPPPPHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking WHITE PEOPLE!

I really wonder how long it will be before it goes full circle and we're posting the vanilla colbert again.

You don't actually have a preference for these things, it's because society tells you from a young age that you have to like computer games or else you are not a real man.

Even if you think that you like them, it's actually because you are subconsciously influenced by what society says to you at a young age.

SKOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAALD BUUUUUUUUMPFFFF

HAND OVER THE SCOOPS

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ok the meme has been posted too much over the past two days, you're going to davalue it.
Colbertpost when it's appropriate, don't just make threads to do it for no reason.

Holy shit! Can you give this user insight on this Colbert meme?

Did he actually get mad at Trump for eating ice cream?

Screencapp'd this thread, good work lads.

>So
>*smiles smugly*
>*raises eybrow*
>Drumpfie
>*audience laughs into their sleeves*
>I mean come on
>*audience starts to howl in big gales of stupid laughter*
>*Colbert rips off his his clothes as his face turns red*
>DUUUHNOLD GRUMPF
>*audience begins rioting and destroying the studio*
>WE CAN'T LET THIS GUY HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES
>*a primordial, coruscating chaos descends upon manhattan*
>*millions have epileptic fits from the bright flashing clouds*
>HE HAD TWO SCOOPS TOO MANY
>*fleshy tendrails sprout from Colbert's back as his face begins to swell*
>*the audience dissolves into a stew of screaming meat*
>AND ITS TIME TO IMPEACH
>*ascends to the astral plane*
>*brings forth rivers of blood and oceans of sorrow*
>DUMOLG HRUMPFFFHHH IS A LITERAL HITLER
>*sentences humanity to 1000 generations of subjugation to the dark powers*

Slide thread, sage.
Fucking nazis ruining vanila, oh wait it's their skin color.
>Proceeds to throw, ruin, and stump every vanilla flavor ice cream I see.
Kek.

Found the original sauce for image:
youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8

amazing

hey racists, and bigots, dont be surprised if you get punched!

i love to suck black cock

YAHNLALD FLUMPFHH

needs another scoop

The scoops, Dahnorgbl...

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IF YOU DON'T WANNA DATE A GIRL BORN WITH A PENIS YOU SHOULD NOT DATE WOMEN IN GENERAL BECAUSE THEY WERE PREVIOUSLY CHILDREN

They're called Skloops, big guy

>300 days into Trump presidency
>Runs into crowd looking paranoid.
>Starts peeling skin with bare hands.
>Audience too scared to say anything but too stupid to leave.
>SEE!!! GUESS WHo I AM???
>Colbert grabs elderly man from crowd and screams WHO AM I?!?
>Old man looks in horror literally shitting himself.
>I'M THIN SKIN DONNY THIN SKIN DONNY THIN SKUN DUUUUNNNNY DOM BLUMFY DRUMPF!!!!

TEEUW SKEWWWPS !!

TOOOPLEDY SCOOPLEPEES !!

GORBAHLD BLIXNURGLE !!