I, Colbert, the shapeshifting Master of Cuckoldry, unleashed an unspeakable SCOOP! But a foolish President Trump, wielding TWO SCOOPS, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final lick was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my SCOOP is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is ONE SCOOP!
Long ago in a distant land
Owen Rogers
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Josiah Ramirez
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Reyes
GRONAAAAAAAAAAAALD BLUMMMMMMMMMMPHF
David Turner
HAND OVER THE SCOOPS RIGHT NOW BRUMPFBOLD BRAMPF
Juan Foster
I haven't been on the internet for few days and im confused, what is this SCOOP thing?
Adrian Diaz
This is the best Sup Forums meme yet
Parker Martinez
I see Putin had about a 30 person meme working full time on this forced meme.
Anthony Cox
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Benjamin Parker
>post yfw
Parker Ward
God damn I love Samurai Jack.
Jace Richardson
It's a forced meme from Putinbots who don't really understand the US very well, intended to make any criticism of Trump seem trivial and silly.
If Trump had as much control as Putin, he'd just have his critics killed instead of having to make them look silly, but we're not at that point yet.
Anthony Carter
KeK
Cameron Perry
its a meme simular to deligateposting and todposting.
heres the vid.
youtu.be
William Stewart
Make sense
Joshua Gutierrez
>muh russians
hello stepehn
NO CLAPS PLS
Owen Bell
.02
Wyatt Rogers
Fuggin best show ever
Christopher Young
HE HAD TWO SCOOPS!
Austin Scott
WHATS NEXT, 3 SCOOPS
Levi Robinson
This meme is so forced and stale. The amt of cringe is unbelievable.
Parker Wilson
>oy vey the ruskies did this!
Colton Sanchez
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Nolan Brown
TWO SCOOPIES DROMPPHH
Easton Richardson
TRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPP
Robert Garcia
Oh please. We don't even know who the fuck Colbert is. Also Trump failed us big time, so no support for him. It's all about EU now.
Benjamin Nelson
"Consider him!" spoke Kerlin. "His lineaments, his apparatus. He is nothing else but anthropoid, and such is his origin, together with all the demons, frits and winged glowing-eyed creatures that infest latter-day Earth. Colbert, like the others, is from the mind of man. The sweaty condensation, the stench and vileness, the cloacal humors, the brutal delights, the rapes and sodomies, the scatophilac whims, the manifold tittering lubricities that have drained through humanity formed a vast tumor; so Colbert assumed his being, so now this is he. You have seen how he molds his being, so he performs his enjoyments. But of Colbert, enough. I die, I die!" He sank into the chair with heaving chest.
Jordan Ross
it's not from Sup Forums
Owen Foster
BLAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUMPHHHHH-GRGRGRGRGR- ZZZLT!!!
TWO-SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
Benjamin Stewart
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