Brit/pol/ Grand Old Man Edition

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Sturgeon struggles over Scottish education
youtube.com/watch?v=0845VEEoR-A

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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youtube.com/watch?v=v5zav2yrC7M
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First for remove Kraut

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 30% (-)
LDEM: 9% (-2)
UKIP: 3% (-2)

(via @YouGov)

Pack it up, it's all over for the Tories

Green party will do better than UKIP

>tfw you still wake up in Britain

Gladstone or Disraeli guys?

>50%
Thousand year Tory reich confirmed

Are we going to see a repeat of this?

We actually could see Lucas lose her seat

Post yfw Labour get a lower % of votes than Le Pen

>Neo-Gommunist vs Kike

Some things never change

Not as bad, there's about 110 ultra-safe labour seats which will never flip.

Thanks for the Gladstone edition OP.

Tried to forge peace in Europe but was betrayed by sneaky Germans.

Gladstone= "As long as this book [the koran] exists, there shall be no peace in the world."
Disraeli = Jew

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I tried to bet on Eurovision last night but was too late and had already deposited the money, I ended up betting it that the tories would get 375-400 seats, does that sound likely?

>50%
Politics is over, they've won, that sort of majority hasn't happened since the 70's

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Gladston was a cuck who refused to expand the empire but disraeli was not a free trader and laazie faire economics practicer so mixed

Nobody has won over 50% of the vote since Baldwin in the 1920s.

Who's your favourite British poet?

Nothing wrong with a bit of Shelley to be honest lads.

Was this the height of British telly?

youtube.com/watch?v=4-GpDYafC6M

John Donne desu

John Milton tbchwyf

There is overwhelming proof that immigration causes a net loss, and not a fiscal gain. Johnny Taxpayer to the rescue again.

>Shakespeare will never immortalise you via poetry

1931 the tories got 55%

Deleted all my porn folders again lads.

>C4 leftist journalist calls all tory voters racist
order-order.com/2017/05/06/paul-mason-tory-voters-racist/
And the left wonder why they can't convince people to change their minds?

>-£30bn

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

This worked really well for Hillary, can't wait for that Labour surge.

That's the 11th years of the 1920s

Palmerston

>as the Roman, in days of old, held himself free from indignity, when he could say Civis Romanus sum; so also a British subject, in whatever land he may be, shall feel confident that the watchful eye and the strong arm of England, will protect him against injustice and wrong.

Coleridge

anyone good at tinder?

If you're gay or a woman just say you wanna fuck, e-z.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/14/theresa-may-victory-must-not-get-in-way-clear-ideology

interesting article

Reminder Teresa May voted Remain and Jeremy Corbyn vote Leave

Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

prove it

Pitt the elder.

Some interesting ideas in there. Especially on investing in infrastructure outside london and retraining

Reminder that Corbyn's policies would destroy the advantages we have over Europe.

>HALF
>HALF
>HALF OF THE NATION WILL VOTE TORY

HEIL MAY
SIEG HEIL
SIEG HEIL

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*walks away mid recitation*


Anyway, was out walking the dog today and thought of this as I saw some wildflowers coming alive in the hedgerow:

Oh, to be in England
Now that April's there,
And whoever wakes in England
Sees, some morning, unaware,
That the lowest boughs and the brushwood sheaf
Round the elm-tree bole are in tiny leaf,
While the chaffinch sings on the orchard bough
In England - now!

And after April, when May follows,
And the whitethroat builds, and all the swallows!
Hark, where my blossomed pear-tree in the hedge
Leans to the field and scatters on the clover
Blossoms and dewdrops - at the bent
spray's edge -
That's the wise thrush; he sings each song
twice over,
Lest you should think he never could recapture
The first fine careless rapture!
And though the fields look rough with hoary dew,
All will be gay when noontide wakes anew
The buttercups, the little children's dower
- Far brighter than this gaudy melon-flower!

good lad
i'm officially starting nofap tomorrow

Oh woop de doo

A minister was forced into backing Government policy, this isn't news

Her personal beliefs don't matter, she wants to keep power first and foremost, and delivering Brexit and cutting immigration will do just that

If I get permabanned, think only this of me: That there's some corner of a foreign thread That is for ever shitposted

you gay lad?

>poetry discussion
>no Kipling

fuck off, lads

You may talk o’ gin and beer
When you’re quartered safe out ’ere,
An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;
But when it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ’im that’s got it.
Now in Injia’s sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin’ of ’Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them blackfaced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din,
He was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Din!
‘Hi! Slippy hitherao
‘Water, get it! Panee lao,
‘You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.’

Just filed an official complaint with the Green party for not including the "XZ".

Bigots.

na just crap at conversation

>Rights for Trans & Intersex people

What "rights" are they currently denied?

FIFTY

>gay syrian refugees

Meant for:

I can't get my cock out for a piss in the ladies room you fucking bigot

The rights to marry in mosques.

Disraeli.

>cutting immigration

fool me thrice...

Still living darn sarrth user? Time to hit the north.
youtube.com/watch?v=v5zav2yrC7M

If you're after men, regardless of what sex you are it doesn't take much. Just ask them what they've been up to lately or something.

By not having free movement immigration is going to get cut just by the amount of red tape and paperwork that will be required to stay in Britain.

3% holy shit

WOAH WOAH Islamophobic much?

Also, when are those damn bigoted Christians going to let us genderqueer folk get married?

That's not proof of anything you said.

I need to do a spring clean of mine.

>tfw can never move further than friendship with women
Help me lads. I'm too afraid of being rejected.

Honestly get triggered whenever someone uses the word "folk" because I damn well know it's coming from a fucking SJW.

It's American negro ebonics yet SJWs from posh parts of England will use it.

Twitter is cancer.

Do they want to be taken seriously or not?

Same goes with "y'all" and "lit". Makes me want to neck myself seeing how far our youth have fallen.

It's an American thing, their politicians use it all the time and it was a choice word of Obongo

Fuck first, friends later.

Also, what do you have to offer apart from a penis? Girls can get those ten a penny.

Tasmina might be out if labour/lib voters vote tactically

Our music is pozzed now too, not that I was ever into pop, but I had a gander at the UK chart earlier and it's almost all American sounding tripe.

America was a mistake.

Source?
The latest figures only have them on 49%.

Good, she's an embarrassment to parliament. Not as much as Diane Abbott but still.

She's under investigation for being a dodgy lawyer, so she might be out anyway.

>According to the CFI website 80% of Tory MPs are members of Conservative Friends of Israel.[14]

Enjoy your kike overlords

doubtful. she has a strong majority, the lib dems aren't contesting the seat and labour put forward a 20-year old student.

>he believes this

May has already laid off masses of our border staff.

I agree, but that alone won't get them anywhere close to the target they have constantly failed to meet.

How did you feel at this precise moment?

It was the only time all night Remain looked like it was back in the fight and could win after the early confidence just after polls closed.

I hate what has happened to the word "folk" because of this usage. No wonder people on the right now use the more Germanic "volk" to refer to what its cousin "folk" used to be used for.

You know the idea is to replace your hand with a girl's pussy, not becoming a monk

Some lib dem voters will actually go to the tories over Green and corbyn's leftist labour (the economic liberals).
If labour going left steals enough green votes you get the tories coming through the middle at 36% or something.
Unlikely but possible.

The worst part is that its cancer has spread so far that people even use American institutions as inspiration for our own.

"We need a Bill of Rights" is one that I hear a lot.

Continuing the discussion of British art, why is that Britain has, historically, had so many accomplished writers and poets yet so few notable composers?
Why did the continentals have a stranglehold on that particular medium?

Pretty bad. I know Labour are going to win because they've fed the hoi-polloi a load of bullshit promises, and all of May's plans to get some consistent government during Brexit negotiations is going to hell.

Not looking forward to Corbyn coming out of his meeting with Juncker smiling and telling the people that we're still in the EU, everything's gonna be okay.

I mean, ffs it's in the manifesto that they want to stay in the single market and let every EU law supercede ours.

>London

Edge of the seat, but by then most of the results in were Scotland and London, with the rural english shires to come last.

>American institutions

Sort yourself out, lad.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_of_Rights_1689

Nignogs calling police the feds triggers me so much

Literally my point.

Tfw you will never pose this pompously

Kipling nigga

Take up the White Man's burden,
Send forth the best ye breed
Go bind your sons to exile,
to serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild—
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden, In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple, An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit, And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden, The savage wars of peace—
Fill full the mouth of Famine And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden, No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper, The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter, The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living, And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard—
The cry of hosts ye humour (Ah, slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought he us from bondage, Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden, Ye dare not stoop to less—
Nor call too loud on Freedom To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper, By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden, Have done with childish days—
The lightly proffered laurel, The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood, through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom, The judgment of your peers!

>I know Labour are going to win

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