CLEAN YOUR ROOM

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But Jordan, my room is already clean. I've always been extremely orderly. My entire house is clean, well, most of the time.

K, nonironically will in a couple minutes

thanks dad

That's really good I bet you're going places in life.

Well, not really, but it does help to keep me from feeling like a total failure.

Last time I did that I bumped a broom against my surge protector and my TV had to get a new fuse.

>numales who grew up without proper parenting worshiping a hack who presents a priori assumptions based off of books about magical men in the skies as a proper way to conduct yourself

Sam Harris schooled his ass so hard in both of his podcast appearances it wasn't even funny. Really exposed what a fraud of an """"intellectual"""" he is.

The part where he drew the same analysis off of a cooking recipe that Pererson drew from the Bible cracked me up in particular.

Anyone know any online tests for finding my traits?

I'd look myself but I'm likely not especially industrious.

I know this sounds rather stupid but how do you keep up?

I try to be organized and clean but after a few days I start falling back into my degenerate habits of not caring. I feel unmotivated after a while.

Any advice?

>clean your room
its the endgame

Maybe the Myer-Briggs test.

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Sir, Yes Sir! Uhm, it might be a while before I come back here

discipline > motivation
good habits = discipline
make it a habit to clean at a certain time of the day everyday

I realize that statement has a high probability of being applicable against 4channers, but fug.

Thanks guys

Well, I don't have any great advice because it seems to kind of just be a part of who I am. Although, it can be stifled - I used to be married, and my ex wife was a slob. I would try to keep the house clean, but she would sabotage everything, leave her trash/etc everywhere and never pick up after herself. It was very defeating for me and I would slack a lot because of it. Now that I live alone it's very easy for me.

I find that the big thing that motivates me to keep things clean is knowing how I'll feel in the future. For instance when considering doing the dishes in the morning or leaving them for later I envision two scenarios, coming home from work to a sink with dishes in it or coming home from work with the dishes done. I know that I will feel great because I did the dishes in advance, so it's like I'm doing a favor for my future self.

Same thing for like picking up my desk/living room, I know when I wake up in the morning I will be happier/have less anxiety if everything is tidy instead of messy.

I worked with a Russian woman and she was kind of a Plain Jane (kind of like pic related), but one day at work, she received news that her child had been hit by a car on the way home from school and she turned into this quivering wreck in floods of tears. I'm not ashamed to say I started to get really turned on watching her sobbing, the tears running down her pale, white face while she tried to wipe them away. Her long brown hair was all over the place and she looked like a distressed young maiden crying as she evacuated her village to escape the approaching Nazi Army. I got a really hard erection and had to hide it behind my desk. I thought of how great it must have been to be an SS Officer and round up women like this, demure looking homely girls, and maybe take them to a barn and try to make them cry more. I would dearly love to hurt her face and make her fellate my pistol while I lick the tears from her face. I would lubricate her anus with her own tears and the sheer eroticism of the setting would mean that two fierce pumps in her torn, bleeding hole, and I would be spent. It wouldn't even count as a real orgasm for me until I turn her around again and shoot a bullet through her cunt. It would be important to make sure that she knew that she was about to die. I would savour this moment for a while, perhaps telling her what I already did to her elderly parents. I thought of all this that day, and when I got home my underpants were soaked.

Myers-Briggs and the Big 5 that user is referring to are different systems.

Get an IQ test first. Then read some literature on the Big 5, even the Wikipedia article on it is pretty good and has some solid references if you want to learn more.

When I started off I started keeping a ledger.
Woke up same time every day, cleaned up room same time every day, exercised same time every day, ate similar caloric intakes at the same hour every day, etc.

It was satisfying seeing that I am capable of completing all of these tasks and tick the boxes. Eventually it just becomes a habit.

Why? MY room's been messy for months

Thank you based Peterson

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already cleaned it 3 days ago

come at me bruh

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Good. It's time for the next step in your journey

tell me why

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Because your living space is a complete mess sunshine

I felt like reading this
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too bad my mic sucks

Sorry Dr. Peterson, but my circadian rhythm and motivation is fucked because of the dragon of nightshift that I cannot kill. At least the board of gold it will give me to fund my future endeavors is worth it. I'm making some progress to, but not enough to be satisfied with my efforts.

I just went to a PUA training course and approached between 60 and 100 strangers in 3 days. Am I doing this whole confronting chaos thing right?

>The part where he drew the same analysis off of a cooking recipe that Pererson drew from the Bible cracked me up in particular

It was superfluous, and made no sense. Sure you can read meaning into things and I am frequently worried that Peterson does that a bit too much. That said that's where authority on interpretation comes from that is the reason the Church exists. Whatever "interpretation" can be particular in meaning (as in individually significant) if coming from sincere faith however particular interpretation can be heretical. That's how doctrine maintains its truth over time.

False interpretation and sin in general should be seen as mortifications the more false the interpretation and sin the likelier it's self-destructive. I am not arguing that survival defines whether the truth of a religion or belief is validated by its success at evangelism however how fast that organization changes certainly does if the fundamentals are constantly changing (i.e. Protestantism, Islam, Judaism, and Mormonism).

When bucko gets intense

>Islam
>fundamentals are constantly changing

Is his self authoring program a meme? Are there ways to get it without monetary compensation?