Brit/pol/: Underdog edition

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Sturgeon struggles over Scottish education
youtube.com/watch?v=0845VEEoR-A

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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KAREN!

Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake.

oi m8 u want sum?

mummy

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reminder that pic related is our real mummy, not that Jew-controlled hag

Here's a game: If you have Jewbook count how many of the "If you vote Tory you're scum" shitposters are dole bums or foreign.

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I dont but my mum is getting a lot of that at the school she works at.

What's it with Corbyn, is he secretly the hardest brexiteer since Farage?

THINGS

CAN ONLY

GET BETTER

One I see quite a bit is the "no Tories on my page" arched text on profile pic. People that do it are ugly women

Is it really you? my mummyposting rival?

I NEED A LINK TO THIS RIGHT NOW.

>Nose

Fuck liebour

yeshh

>tfw want to have a beer in the garden but massive autistic phobia of wasps

fug

>Beige neutral robot host and presenter
>Obligatory Labour lefty
>Obligatory Lid Dem lefty, Green lefty, Womyn's Equality Party lefty, or SNP lefty
>Obligatory "making up the numbers" media lefty
>Obligatory Tory (mostly "centrist One Nation" cryptolefty, or occasionally an actual right winger)
>Occasional UKIP figurehead

>REEEEEEE MUH BBC RIGHTWING BIAS

Are they doing it on purpose because they know it makes us angry?

>private polling is giving Jeremy a slight lead

bit lonely today

Just today?

>reactivate kilebook account after four years of inactivity
>still have a good few "friends" who are active
>upload a new profile pic because my old one is old
>my sister's leftist (or was 4 years ago) friend who was also my lab partner for 2 years is the only one who gives it a thumbs up
>remember she admitted having a crush on me 4 years ago and I said we were just friends
Just gave a thumbs up to a picture she posted of her baby bunnies, do I make a move lads?
She lives 300 miles away in Scotland.

From the looks of things none of my friends care about politics enough to post about it.

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>tfw you see yet another Canadian with a fetish for negroids

I still think Wales will have a couple of shock results. Wouldn't be surprised if Plaid pick up Rhondda.

>Scotland

What do you think?

>She lives 300 miles away in Scotland.
Play nice and give me her addy and I'll make sure to leave you the leftovers.

She good looking?

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fuck tha torieeeeeess
reeeeeee

Guys I stumbled upon this

youtube.com/watch?v=aCdCzS3c9SE

video from 2014.

Notice anything? IT's in exactly the same style (even identical clips with different figures) as the can't stump the trump videos.

I always suspected it but the guy who made that video Trump retweeted is a bong

That is such a shit meme.

post yours kekmaster general

Average.

The fucking mong stopped doing the can't stump the trump videos during the primary

He missed out on a fucking huge cash cow with /r/the_donald plebbitors

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>someone you knew 4 years ago likes your Facebook picture
>drop every and move to Scotland to marry her

Why can't you get any other average girl then?

His last 10 or so videos were total lazy crap anyway, I think he got bored.

Could have had an epic victory video but nope

and yeah if he monetised he'd easily have a few grand from his videos

>Trying to make Mummy seem unnatural and awkward when that's actually the least of her problems

They're just desperately aping the 2015 anti-Milipede playbook, aren't they? Fucking hopeless. It worked on Tough Anus because he was actually awkward and a bit alien, but May is pretty good with the cameras.

They're out of ideas. This is tragic.

Might do it desu. I miss my Scottish mates.

In ugly.

>answers questions about her barren womb and other personal shit
>lol she dont answer nothing

Just got this in the fucking post.

>supporting Theresa "papers, please" May

Brit/poil/ is really trying hard to make it seem like a worthy vote.

want 2 bully 2 4s mummy 2

>'We did it! We've defeated the globalists by voting to leave the EU!'
>*Immediately votes for Globalist Party that loves the EU*

The ABSOLUTE STATE of Tory boy subhumans!

where in london is that?

Not genuine and homosexual.

Clearly American

Oxford.

>Theresa May isn't awkward

I don't give a shit about her womb or her cooking.

Why would this even come up or be entertained when we have such important things to ask her on.

Like how she plans to enforce her "10s of thousands" migration figure after gutting our border controls.

Are you sure you've not just printed it out? Don't they usually use a lot more shit slogans and badges?

one of us, one of us

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London, is has to be right? Please be London.

Do any of you know how I can get stuff removed from my medical records?

Aww xx

I've just had a look at your browser history. You've been a filthy filthy boy!

are there any cringe-worthy leftist pro-corbyn meme factories out there lads?

In the mood for some

I doubt it, undocumented is an American thing.

Here we just call them illegal immigrants, or fucking scum if you're so inclined.

Look at the spelling ffs

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thats just cute

kikebook as a whole

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Put a big magnet in a van and point it at the hospital's server room.

Thanks very much.

At least we do before we nationalise them as its easier than kicking them out, which is something we don't have the staff or capability to do.

Out of the fbook friends who pollitcally post half post Britain first stuff half post sjw shit.

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maybe she just realises it would be a waste of time debating a geriatric tony benn groupie.

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She consistently manages to BTFO him in PMQ's so I don't understand where this meme comes from.

The MSM have literally been asking that line of questioning, even since Corbyn has since run scared. Fuck off with your "system's against us" bollocks, just because it worked for Trump.

Those pics of you Mrs May are not real, they are shoops.

But he's right.

More that it can't be scripted like all other presentations she's doing.

I mean, gervais is a twat but the sentiment here is correct.

Foxes are not dogs

>dude the veracity of the moral argument changes according to the economic status of the perpetrator lmao

>lol she hurls a few cheap gotchas at someone rather than attack his points

Such is Tory politics.

I couldnt care less about fox hunting, I had to stay up 2 nights in a row to shoot the little shit trying to get at my Hens.

>Shilling this hard for a geriatric, autistic, snooping, bint

Wew I wish nu-tory was like your image

I misunderstood. But foxes really don't matter

Sexface

Can't tell if you hate her because she's an "heir to Blair"-type centrist, or because she's an evil Nazi far-right cryptofascist who wants to dismantle ARE PROUD BRAVE NHS.

Either way, I don't support her (I'm in the first group).

It's a lot harder for women to be seen as awkward or autistic though. When they drop spaghetti, people feel sorry for them instead of creeped out. She plays well on camera because of that fact.

>it's ok because they're rich

Here's a question for you: if poor men dressed up well for a dog night, and rich men dressed in a tracksuit for fox hunting, does one become more morally acceptable than the other?

Exactly. The Tories are afraid to comfort the real issues. Corbyn is fearless and standing up to Westminster

Shit mate you should probably buy a gun oh wait nevermind hehehehe

>shooting an animal trying to attack livestock is the same as a gang of toffs on horsepack with a pack of dogs hunting foxes for a laugh

>>it's ok if they're rich

No, I'm saying it's not not ok just because they're rich, brainlet

That is offset by us not sending our children to school in body armour every morning

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>see video of basketball Americans or Arabs killing animals for entertainment
>fucking savages this proves they're not even human
>see a red coat and some faggy boots
>please can I kiss your feet sir please don't mind me tugging my forelock

Half the people on here just blow with the wind and say whatever sounds most Sup Forums at any given moment