Brit/pol/ Hhahahahahahahahahaha

>'Robin Hood tax' on City pledged by Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39910293

>Thornberry swears on live TV
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/14/emily-thornberry-turns-air-blue-accuses-sir-michael-fallon-talking/

>Sturgeon struggles over Scottish education
[YouTube] Nicola Sturgeon on Scotland's shoddy education record | Marr 14May17 (embed)

>Tories plan to build more council houses
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39911569

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

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>the yanks in normie/pol/

It's actually intolerable.

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Nice pasting of the youtube link you twat

cum in mum

Reading bout the Boer War lads

Putting Trump in front of a Jewish flag was uncalled for. Especially since Trump helped your PM down some stairs.

ON AMERICAN SOIL.

Don't you mean "Engurandu"?

Immigration is necessary for the skills gap.

The actual problem is the lack of control over emigration, including students in the numbers and Tories scrapping the immigration impact fund.

Are you a mulatto?

BASED Catholic Tony Blair

Reminder that universal suffrage was a mistake.

>'To vote is to wield authority; it is the supreme authority from which all other authority derives—such as mine to make your lives miserable once a day. Force if you will!—the franchise is force, naked and raw, the Power of the Rods and the Ax. Whether it is exerted by ten men or by ten billion, political authority is force.'

>tfw mega-Blairite

Wagner's Ring Cycle goes on a bit desu lads.

>Foreigners in Brit/pol/
>Constant Corbyn and MummyMay arguing
>Constant screencaps
It's fucking awful

First for toasties

I know right? That's why I've ventured here. Brit/pol/ may have only been around since right before Brexit but I can tell that you guys know your stuff.

>Implying Trump and May aren't both heebophiles.

>Brit/pol/ may have only been around since right before Brexit

Imagine renting a property and then coming back a couple of months later to find that.

and by renting I mean letting

You'd give Peterson a heart attack, with that room.

discord.gg/M9qFGA

j-just a bit of light shilling... pls no bulli...

Just found out a guy I work with was taught first aid by Harold Shipman.

Like back in the days when he was actively murdering people. Just can't get over the fact, think it's kinda freaky lads.

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cum in mogg

What you get when you rent out to strangers.

>tfw just came in to brit/pol/ to shitpost about them not owning HOI and playing Millenium Dawn mod.

Find the pickle lad

How do you find her to be attractive? Are you Macron using a proxy?

Reminder if you are not using a VPN then these agencies can view your browsing history.

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>sir, we have reason to believe that you may have committed a hate crime
>we're going to have to ask you to pop down to the station to answer some questions

wat do

I would never bully you desu

>Immigration from the EU isn't that high compared to non-EU immigration. Anyway, how is attacking Corbyn on this issue fair when Theresa May increased it when she was home sec. It seems she's playing you all.

EU immigration is only slightly lower than non-EU immigration.

It did go up under May (after a brief drop). Difference is that Corbyn has NO intention of lowering it. A choice between wanting to be stabbed in the back or the face, as it were.

What do you think happens when I tell someone that we should train more of our own so that we need less immigrants?

Man I feel so fucking sorry for Count Dankula

So why are you lot voting Tory then?

Pull the racial intolerance card

Tell them I'm not going anywhere unless they have a warrant for my arrest, and I'm not saying anything until I have legal representation. Then leave it at that.

>talking to cops
>EVER

I want to suck her toes

I like a strong and stable government.

Watching 'can't pay we'll take it away'

>The high court enforcers go to a paki house in a paki neighbourhood.

>Within ten minutes the extended family is round threatening riots, suggesting that bailiffs seen in 'this community' will cause trouble.

>The enforcers call the police and maybe foolishly repeat almost precisely what the king paki said.

>Every time these guys call the police they get officers sent, but this time there's no units available..


Rotherham protocol still applies.

I think I was watching her speak one day on the telly and my willy moved and it just went on from there

You a Zoophile or something?

>A choice between wanting to be stabbed in the back or the face, as it were.

They're both shit if you're aware the backstab is coming. Saying "I knew you were lying" doesn't absolve you of blame.

Don't want to get nuked and/or gulag'd tbqh.

fuck not, working class unite!

>HOI IV

Why would one want to play the worst Paradox game in years?

Because Corbyn is unelectable, so you need to dismantle the NHS.

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>but user, we just want to ask you a few questions. We assure that you are not in any trouble whatsoever

>What do you think happens when I tell someone that we should train more of our own so that we need less immigrants?

If you live outside a big city in England or Wales chances are most people would agree with you. But again, Tories cut things like nurses bursaries and cap teachers pay for short term savings but in the long run, it leads to reliance on skill migrants.

How come you want to be in the navy then? Youre a bright lad What about academia?

Tell them I do not consent

They are. Such is modern politics.

Thanks for sitting down with me, user. Now what exactly did you say to Ms. Punjabi on the bus?

kek

>nuclear weapons and gulags

wot

Yes!

Any politician is electable, the NHS will always be around under a Labour government, it won't become like the Canadian system.

>implying I'm still talking to them

They're all unelectable. Unelectable as in "I would rather not elect you." Why anyone likes any of these people I don't understand.

Talking and arguing politics on a politics board?
God forbid.

Yeah, yeah, alright nigger.

Go fuck off and come back with a warrant and then you can drag my dead body into prison.

>Tories cut things like nurses bursaries and cap teachers pay for short term savings but in the long run, it leads to reliance on skill migrants.

Which is why Tories love immigrants the most.
Labour just likes them for votes and to feel right on. Tories for profit.

>Excuse us mate just popping in to take your computer and any other necessary material here's the warrant sunshine now on your way

FORCE moggy legs at night

be nice to moggy make cum in mogg

N O
C O M M E N T

nigger

Sounds like shifty American reality tv

You should stick to Antiques Roadshow

The challenge, job security, adventure and getting the chance to kill terrorists.

t-thanks...

thats a paki

I bet those TV license men get eaten alive

once in a blue moon i post my willy and then delete it after 1 minute

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Excuse me mate, but vandalism and thievery is a crime and I'm putting a citizen arrest on you.

Oh, it's perfectly legal? Read the Magna Carta, cunt, it says no one is above the law - that includes you, subhuman.

>People aren't aware of based tech-death clarinet guy
youtube.com/watch?v=OPebzuVLNKo

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

>Navy
>Kill terrorists

>what are the royal marines

Explain, why is carpet bagging bad?

every coloured was a nigger in the olden days

"paki nigger" would be acceptable

Stop posting your savaloy.

He campaigned with his Mum in my constituency once.

>Labour just likes them for votes and to feel right on

But they recognise the dangers of committing to a migration target unlike the tories. For all it's worth, it's a brave move to tell the electorate that immigrants aren't the enemy.

>Wants to join the Royal Navy
>Has no faith in the government as showed by his shitty proxy
He wont vote tory but he'll die for them lads.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kevin is always good for a laugh.

He should do anticosmic overload

"Tell me where is the place that men call hell?"

I assumed you wanted to chill at sea.

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This. That's what British conservatives called the Indians back in the day.

Apparently that word comes solely from the American south and was never spoken anywhere else on earth before then.

>Americans have no culture

Not really so much, but they often do travel on ships. It's something I've wanted to do for about 8 years now, and it will still be at least 2 years away regardless, so don't worry you wont hear me going on about it.

Unironically never done a day's work in my life.

Is the pay any good then?

how old are you?

Be prepared for lots of boring duties in Faslane doing phys and quick reaction drills.

you must feel like shit

longest I've worked for is 6 hours

Under the heavens.

karenposters superior

Tfw Munzner plays my guitar in that video

You are seriously mentally ill and need help immediately

I haven't done any work on the clock for 20 months

How old are you

"Ay, but whereabout?"