Fear not Sup Forums, they've found a solution to your tfw no gf problems

Fear not Sup Forums, they've found a solution to your tfw no gf problems

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good for her

I mean zer

May The Lord have mercy on us for we're well overdue his wrath at this point.

WTF THIS IS LITERALLY A JOKE FROM A 20 YEAR OLD CARTOON

youtube.com/watch?v=l00QOzG7fCo

Wait, I can Marry myself? Do I get the same tax breaks?

damn i could use a nice tax break

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I have a gf, but she's not real so I can't marry her. When will that be a thing?

I know right?

That's fucking pathetic. How could anyone do this and maintain any sense of self-respect?

about 650$ less in taxs is better than respect honestly.

REEEEE STOP THAT YOU'RE LITERALLY MAKING IT HARDER FOR ME TO FIND A GOD DAMN FUCKING GF IN THIS CONTINOUSLY FUCKED UP WORLD

>Pretty blonde would rather be celibate than marry an "ALL AMERICAN WHITE MAN TRUMP4LYFE"
Really makes you think

>Tfw marry myself and create a new personality in my head
>My second personality divorce my other personality
>I lose half of what I have for my second personality
>Enter in depression and mentally commit suicide on my first personality
>My second personality tooks over

>being so self-absorbed that you literally marry yourself

I don't see an article or anything, but I'm pretty sure this is just about the wedding. The woman wants to have a celebration of ass kissing and a dress up party to feed her narcissism. Which is all a traditional wedding is anyway. This way it's just out in the open and there's no need for a man in the ceremony because he was really just an unnecessary prop in the first place. Women want to GET married, they don't want to BE married.

And they even used the Devil, which shows they've planned this for a while.

This. I will marry myself tomorrow for tax breaks.

>sever marriage from its purpose and it becomes meaningless

This is ridiculous, but thoroughly expected.