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How many scoops?
Jaxon Kelly
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Zachary King
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Ian Mitchell
>reading this much into fucking ice cream
Thomas Phillips
he deserves 2 scoop imo
Logan Miller
Someone explain to me how anyone can think like this.
Jason Powell
Cameron Smith
we talkin raisins here?
Matthew Wilson
A scoop for each gender.
Aaron Walker
Trump eating dat ice cream like a BAWSSS!
Like he wants it to be!
Bentley Ward
Goddamn.
Tyler Price
Hey, our presidento loves ice-cream too
Adrian Moore
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Andrew Gomez
you are correct! fixed
Cooper Howard
i've just seen the CNN report on this
this can't be real, it's so irrelevant and stupid holy shit
several years ago I saw the movie Idiocracy as a comedy, but now it's becoming reality.
Adam Johnson
Leftys
Not even once
Colton King
AAAAAAAAAAAA DENZEL DORF GIVE BACK THE SCOOP
Isaac Robinson
Dumping my rare scoops
Sebastian Morgan
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Isaac Jones
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Tyler Murphy
can someone give me a quick rundown of whats going on in this thread?
Aaron Brown
There is no rundown.
Only scoops!
Jose Gray
Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Drumpf Purification Directives.
We have created for the first time in all history a late night line up made of pure ideology, where each viewer may bloom, secure from the pests of any alternative true facts.
Our Unification of late night is more powerful a weapon than any imageboard or twitter feed on earth.
We are one show, with one will, one resolve, one scoop.
Our enemies shall troll themselves to death and we will bury them with their own memes.
We shall prevail!
Wyatt Ross
IT BETTER BE 0 SCOOPS DRUTHF
Anthony Butler
I DON'T HAVE ANY SCOOPS FOR YOU GRUTFP
Jacob Ortiz
is that the fucking face on mars?
Brody Richardson
Can I get a link to the video of Colbert being mad?
Ayden Allen
>Donald Trump is a dictator
I only got one scoop while he got two
Ryan Adams
no, i made that shoop. it's the statue of liberty's face, but the zoom blur does make it look like the mars face.
Jordan Ortiz
TWO!
Samuel Gomez
There isnt one...really there isnt. At best this is a forced meme, at worst it is actually coming from colbert fans who are elevating his importance.
Notice the lack of truly spicy memes.
Lucas Torres
ONE SCOOP IS ALL ANYONE WOULD EVER NEED
FUCK YOU
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK BANGROLD SHRUDLF
Daniel Cox
4 SCOOPS COME ON
Xavier Morgan
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Justin Cox
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Parker Russell
>colbert fans
>on /pol
k
Michael Moore
GRUMPF GIB SCROOP NOW
Dominic Hernandez
TWIMP GIMME SCWUP
Tyler Sanders
Spoooople drumphlorb
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
Samuel Martin
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Brayden Jackson
Raisin Bran gets two scoops and nobody bitches about that.
Lincoln Reed
Praise Kek!
and fixed the shite work.
Noah Brown
u mean raisald branf?
Landon Jones
Humans are meaning inventing machines. What does it mean he got two scoops? Let's invent some meanings. He's probably the antichrist.
I love how dumb the world has gotten. Honestly. I am like a fucking god here.
Tyler Green
Cult mentality.
Jeremiah Gray
Two genders.
Two scoops.
Two terms.
Trump Twenty Twenty.
Noah Butler
kek
Christopher Brown
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Ryan Martinez
TWO SCOOPS?
Mason Hill
SCOOPS
Ryder Anderson
....................... shame.
Justin Harris
Reddit... not EVEN ONCE.
James Jackson
Did they ever consider that none of them ever asked for another scoop of ice cream? I could write a short essay about how infuriatingly retarded all these people are.
Aaron Mitchell
>Donschilds bow to Scoopanoffs
>In contact with Ben and Jerry's
>Possess psychic-like ice creams
>Control Baskin Robbins with an iron but fair fist
>Own dairies & cone factories globally
>Direct scoops of the ancient royal cream line
>Will bankroll the first ice cream van on Mars (Scoopangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of vanilla extract editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Scoopydoo babies not Dyyumpfdiddie babies
>both scoops said to have 222222+ calories, such calories on Earth has only existed deep in boogie2988 asshole & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two scoops which will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own scoopabot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Scoopabots inside you right now
>The Scoopanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Scoop to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Scoopanoff show in Ed Sullivan theater?
>They learned fluent cattlespeak in under a week
>Nation states entrust their chocolate reserves with the scoops. There’s no gold in Ft. Droxmpf, only Ft. Scoopanoff
>The scoops are about 7 centuries old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big ben to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate taste yet. We hope they’re delicious scoops.