>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Caller told to call 911 not sure why but loud yelling at bar
> person with gun at a park
Carson Sullivan
>Concerned mother calls to ask if the corpse can be removed before she exists the store, so the kids don't get freaked out >There are loud screams coming from the bar, nobody knows what's going on
Luis Nguyen
> teens smoking weed and listening to loud music
Does that really warrant a call?
> shots fired, may be fireworks
Chase Harris
Missed the dead body call
Gabriel Morgan
>garbage can fire
aww naw...muh garbage can
Logan Lewis
> garbage can on fire
One dispatch sounds really annoyed tonight
Ian Parker
Silver impala from a drive by that killed the guy the grouchy dispatch was talking about has bee. Spotted with a shit out window and has fled
Julian Kelly
>silver impala took off westbound. >windows shot out
Aaron Anderson
Silver impala from a drive by that killed the guy the grouchy dispatch was talking about has been spotted with a shot out window and has fled police
My autocorrect fucked that last one up
Mason Hall
> pan handler at Walgreens refusing to leave
> man with gun
> homeless harassing residents of a building
Alexander Mitchell
Coonery has been going strong for the last few hours. Should be a wild night.
Christian Wood
Looking forward to it.
Joshua Flores
Check yo keys Adam
Austin Diaz
Body removal.
Bye bye nigger, the 899,000 more just like him are job security for Robert.
Jack Turner
good evening roberts
Camden Myers
10-8 RRH -2h
Gettin my CPD on in the whip on the way home from "work"
Jack Cruz
...
Ryder Sanchez
Any word on the bar call where no one knew what was happening?
Gavin Ortiz
I love how the numbers of people climb on my scanner app the closer we get to real robert hours
Evan Martin
just joining in, Roberts
is shit going down or do we still have a while
Camden Murphy
>is shit going down or do we still have a while
It's Chicago. 24/7 jaboonery.
Josiah Allen
Shit's going down but not as fast as RRH.
Blake Lewis
almost home
Blake Moore
Evening roberts. Everyone comfy?
Anthony Russell
Good evening Roberts. Keys checked
Josiah Scott
Hello friends, hope you all are well. Man, the ambient music in the background of the scanner is fucking chill. I got my bong out and I'm ready for some real robert shit tonight.
Joshua Sanders
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CAN'T STAND IT I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT BUT I'MMA SET IT STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE
Brandon Brooks
Stay safe, Robert!
Brody Jackson
>gun shots >shooting >all in dark clothing
Here we go
Easton Garcia
IT'S SABOTAGE!!
Juan Martin
I've seen /CPD/ threads for awhile but I have to admit my first night. Feel like I'm about to embark on some bad ass police ride along.
David Kelly
>Stay safe, Robert! made it in one piece
shots fired
Noah Morris
Strap in man it is a bumpy ride
Leo Hall
I love being right in time for the bloody shit.
Kek. Fuck yeah, my dude!
>Feel like I'm about to embark on some bad ass police ride along. Use the youarelistening.to link. Seriously. Welcome to peak comfy, Robert.
Excellent. We need to all be here to listen.
Hudson Jones
>I've seen /CPD/ threads for awhile but I have to admit my first night. Feel like I'm about to embark on some bad ass police ride along.
Just wait til we jump you in, RRH4lyfe
Logan Sanders
Got river monsters on with no sound, scanner turned up, whiskey by my side, in my jammies and waxing my eyebrows. Very comfy tonight.
Carson Cooper
I CANT STAND ROCKIN WHEN IM IN HERE CAUSE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL AINT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR
Cooper Hughes
>Hispanic male pulls up to callers house, gets out and takes a picture.
Long time scanner listener. There is some creepy shit that goes on in chicongo
Blake Morris
I have a veritable mountain of currywurst and sauerkraut, with a dense, soft black bread, piping hot. I think I'm making cookies later.
Henry Lewis
>Got river monsters on with no sound, scanner turned up, whiskey by my side, in my jammies and waxing my eyebrows. Very comfy tonight.
Kevin Taylor
>nigger stole electronics and is being tracked through the iPhone
holy shit
Elijah Kelly
Sweet Jesus that thing is a land monster!!
Bentley Reyes
Texas checking in for a crazy Robert Sunday night. I hope Male Black takes it easy on his mama tonight but something tells me that won't be the case. Keys checked, hold down the fort til RRH, Adam!
Easton Rodriguez
The future is now! It's both cool and scary.
Ryder Gray
>Thief being stalked by robert, because amongst all the shit he stole was an iphone. >They know where he be at right now >They comin fo dat booty, Male Black. >They comin This is going to be a good ep, I can feel it
Christian Moore
...
Brandon Price
This shit has already delivered harder than I expected and I've only been listening for ten minutes and its not even dark yet in Chicago. Holy fack, Chicago is fucked up.
Chase Rivera
Can they still track you even if the phone is turned off?
Benjamin Johnson
I've heard of Ganguro, but not Gannegro, sheeit!
CHECK YO KEYS
CHECK YO PARTNAH'S KEYS
ADAM YOUR MUSIC IS SHIT
YOUR KEYS ARE SHIT
YOUR PARTNAH'S KEYS ARE SHIIIIT
Nolan Perez
>open key >BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!! >"... I like that song"
DEAR GOD KEK
Nolan Powell
Manfred Mann mentioned
Charles Collins
Checked for Male Black foiling his own plans yet again, thank Robert he'll never learn
Carson Myers
>blinded by the light kek
Henry Miller
CHECK YO KEYS
Xavier Campbell
I love listening to the banter of Chicago scanner.
But what/who the fuck is Robert? Seriously.
Joshua Garcia
I am literally fucking dying. Adam is shitposting CPDnet IRL. I am see stars I need a moment, holy shit
Elijah Sanchez
>CHECK YOUR KEYS >Blinded by the Light continues
Brayden Mitchell
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
Connor Russell
>*blinded by the light intensifies*
Brandon Perez
REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE
Gavin Ramirez
>CHECK YOUR KEYS YOU'RE PLAYING MUSIC
Aiden Jackson
>SOUND LIKE SUM KONTRY MUSIK
Kayden Diaz
That must be the Adam rallying cry-signal to flashlight male black and freeze him in his tracks
Angel Rodriguez
>Blinded by the light.mp3 just got here what the fuck kek
>SUM CUNTRY MUSIC
Aiden Hernandez
I think so
Ryder Kelly
This is great lads, I can already see this is going to become a new hobby for me.
Nathaniel Davis
Male black >work boots The irony
Jayden Martin
>Suspicious male black looking into cars
How many times per hour do you think they hear this?
Brody Anderson
It's right next to 'shots fired'
Kevin Ross
oh shit lieutenant's on the case
Landon Brooks
guy pissing in the street while pushing a van
Samuel Evans
Wild man pissing in the street.
He can't keep getting away with it.
Zachary Allen
>urinating while pushing a van in the middle of the street
nothing surprises me with niggers
Jacob Bennett
>a new hobby You only had a few scant minutes to escape...You'll be here night after night now. Welcome aboard!
>Two males pusshing minivan >One is simultaneously pissing in the street M U L T I T A S K I N G
Caleb King
Pissing in the street while pushing a van.
...Jesus...
Jaxon Hughes
>Two males fighiting >One is screaming "CALL DA POLEECE HE'S BEATING ME!
Levi Ortiz
>5th shooting in about 15 minutes...
Luke Cruz
...
Luis Carter
That didn't take very long.
Bentley Cook
>shots fired at kudzu and albany
Ryder Edwards
Happy Mothas Day That was a lot of Angry Sounding Mamas in the background of that transmission
Jonathan Anderson
>6th shooting
Adrian Robinson
whole herd of nogs yelling in the background
Alexander Russell
What was all that screaming?
Carson Price
SLOOOWWWW IT DOWN
Brody Jenkins
quiet black girl just said even more shots fired
Cooper Reyes
more shots, 2 different locations
Jack Collins
...
Nathaniel Myers
Was that ANOTHER shots fired?
Cooper Bailey
...
Levi Hughes
>7th shooting
Jason James
I wonder why niggers don't start stealing CBs and fucking with police bands. Or are they not that smart?
Cooper Baker
Ten nogs a niggin
Ian Bennett
>Or are they not that smart?
Grayson Morales
only applicable for drug trade tho...and those cops dont use CB's
Joseph Bennett
I think the frequency used by cops/ems are blocked on commercial cab radios.