/CPD/ CHICAGO SCANNER HAPPY BABY MAMA SAY EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

> three habitual missing

> 14 year old stole his mom's car

> concrete falling from viaduct into the roadway

>Fire in back room

>Caller told to call 911 not sure why but loud yelling at bar

> person with gun at a park

>Concerned mother calls to ask if the corpse can be removed before she exists the store, so the kids don't get freaked out
>There are loud screams coming from the bar, nobody knows what's going on

> teens smoking weed and listening to loud music

Does that really warrant a call?

> shots fired, may be fireworks

Missed the dead body call

>garbage can fire

aww naw...muh garbage can

> garbage can on fire

One dispatch sounds really annoyed tonight

Silver impala from a drive by that killed the guy the grouchy dispatch was talking about has bee. Spotted with a shit out window and has fled

>silver impala took off westbound.
>windows shot out

Silver impala from a drive by that killed the guy the grouchy dispatch was talking about has been spotted with a shot out window and has fled police

My autocorrect fucked that last one up

> pan handler at Walgreens refusing to leave

> man with gun

> homeless harassing residents of a building

Coonery has been going strong for the last few hours. Should be a wild night.

Looking forward to it.

Check yo keys Adam

Body removal.

Bye bye nigger, the 899,000 more just like him are job security for Robert.

good evening roberts

10-8 RRH -2h

Gettin my CPD on in the whip on the way home from "work"

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Any word on the bar call where no one knew what was happening?

I love how the numbers of people climb on my scanner app the closer we get to real robert hours

just joining in, Roberts

is shit going down or do we still have a while

>is shit going down or do we still have a while


It's Chicago. 24/7 jaboonery.

Shit's going down but not as fast as RRH.

almost home

Evening roberts. Everyone comfy?

Good evening Roberts. Keys checked

Hello friends, hope you all are well. Man, the ambient music in the background of the scanner is fucking chill. I got my bong out and I'm ready for some real robert shit tonight.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I CAN'T STAND IT
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
BUT I'MMA SET IT STRAIGHT
THIS WATERGATE

Stay safe, Robert!

>gun shots
>shooting
>all in dark clothing

Here we go

IT'S SABOTAGE!!

I've seen /CPD/ threads for awhile but I have to admit my first night. Feel like I'm about to embark on some bad ass police ride along.

>Stay safe, Robert!
made it in one piece

shots fired

Strap in man it is a bumpy ride

I love being right in time for the bloody shit.

Kek. Fuck yeah, my dude!

>Feel like I'm about to embark on some bad ass police ride along.
Use the youarelistening.to link. Seriously. Welcome to peak comfy, Robert.

Excellent. We need to all be here to listen.

>I've seen /CPD/ threads for awhile but I have to admit my first night. Feel like I'm about to embark on some bad ass police ride along.

Just wait til we jump you in, RRH4lyfe

Got river monsters on with no sound, scanner turned up, whiskey by my side, in my jammies and waxing my eyebrows. Very comfy tonight.

I CANT STAND ROCKIN WHEN IM IN HERE
CAUSE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
AINT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR

>Hispanic male pulls up to callers house, gets out and takes a picture.

Long time scanner listener. There is some creepy shit that goes on in chicongo

I have a veritable mountain of currywurst and sauerkraut, with a dense, soft black bread, piping hot. I think I'm making cookies later.

>Got river monsters on with no sound, scanner turned up, whiskey by my side, in my jammies and waxing my eyebrows. Very comfy tonight.

>nigger stole electronics and is being tracked through the iPhone

holy shit

Sweet Jesus that thing is a land monster!!

Texas checking in for a crazy Robert Sunday night. I hope Male Black takes it easy on his mama tonight but something tells me that won't be the case. Keys checked, hold down the fort til RRH, Adam!

The future is now! It's both cool and scary.

>Thief being stalked by robert, because amongst all the shit he stole was an iphone.
>They know where he be at right now
>They comin fo dat booty, Male Black.
>They comin
This is going to be a good ep, I can feel it

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This shit has already delivered harder than I expected and I've only been listening for ten minutes and its not even dark yet in Chicago. Holy fack, Chicago is fucked up.

Can they still track you even if the phone is turned off?

I've heard of Ganguro, but not Gannegro, sheeit!

CHECK YO KEYS

CHECK YO PARTNAH'S KEYS

ADAM YOUR MUSIC IS SHIT

YOUR KEYS ARE SHIT

YOUR PARTNAH'S KEYS ARE SHIIIIT

>open key
>BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!!
>"... I like that song"

DEAR GOD KEK

Manfred Mann mentioned

Checked for Male Black foiling his own plans yet again, thank Robert he'll never learn

>blinded by the light
kek

CHECK YO KEYS

I love listening to the banter of Chicago scanner.

But what/who the fuck is Robert? Seriously.

I am literally fucking dying. Adam is shitposting CPDnet IRL. I am see stars I need a moment, holy shit

>CHECK YOUR KEYS
>Blinded by the Light continues

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

>*blinded by the light intensifies*

REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE

>CHECK YOUR KEYS YOU'RE PLAYING MUSIC

>SOUND LIKE SUM KONTRY MUSIK

That must be the Adam rallying cry-signal to flashlight male black and freeze him in his tracks

>Blinded by the light.mp3
just got here what the fuck kek

>SUM CUNTRY MUSIC

I think so

This is great lads, I can already see this is going to become a new hobby for me.

Male black
>work boots
The irony

>Suspicious male black looking into cars

How many times per hour do you think they hear this?

It's right next to 'shots fired'

oh shit lieutenant's on the case

guy pissing in the street while pushing a van

Wild man pissing in the street.

He can't keep getting away with it.

>urinating while pushing a van in the middle of the street

nothing surprises me with niggers

>a new hobby
You only had a few scant minutes to escape...You'll be here night after night now. Welcome aboard!

>Two males pusshing minivan
>One is simultaneously pissing in the street
M U L T I T A S K I N G

Pissing in the street while pushing a van.

...Jesus...

>Two males fighiting
>One is screaming "CALL DA POLEECE HE'S BEATING ME!

>5th shooting in about 15 minutes...

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That didn't take very long.

>shots fired at kudzu and albany

Happy Mothas Day
That was a lot of Angry Sounding Mamas in the background of that transmission

>6th shooting

whole herd of nogs yelling in the background

What was all that screaming?

SLOOOWWWW IT DOWN

quiet black girl just said even more shots fired

more shots, 2 different locations

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Was that ANOTHER shots fired?

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>7th shooting

I wonder why niggers don't start stealing CBs and fucking with police bands. Or are they not that smart?

Ten nogs a niggin

>Or are they not that smart?

only applicable for drug trade tho...and those cops dont use CB's

I think the frequency used by cops/ems are blocked on commercial cab radios.

OPEN MIKE ROBERT FFS