I Want Off This Ride. Unironically Kafke-esque

Okay, it was fun memeing and stuff. Memeing Trump into office was a lot of fun don't get me wrong..

I'm just starting to worry about this time line. I feel as though I'm living in a movie now. And I'm ready for things to get serious again. It's as if the Internet has become real life. And I'm living in some shitty 80s Sitcom

>Reality TV Host is literally President of the United States, Married to a woman that did porn with a goofball son and a sexy daughter that he seems to secretly want to fuck while his youngest autistic son who has his own anime comic drawing seems to be groomed by his mom to take sensual photos of her. President is addicted to junkfood and autistically screeches about diet coke and how he won by a landslide

> Spicer, literally was the White House Easter bunny, Regularly autistically screeches that Dippin' Dots are not the ice cream of the future. Hides int he bushes tells everyone to turn the lights out

>Secretary of Education is retarded and hates public education
>Head of the EPA uses the word 'nigger' was seen as the second coming of George Bush until he put on glasses to disguise himself as a new more educated person. Had no clue EPA dealt with nukes and wants to dismantle it.


I mean I can go on and on,.. but I really don't have the time. I just want this cartoon to end. What happened? Did we die or something? Is this the afterlife? Was it the Large Hadron Collider that did this?

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I'm regularly questioning my sanity and reality now. I wonder am I in a coma and this is all a real dream..

Maybe I'm in an insane asylum now and suffering from some neurological disease and this isn't reality. I don't know anymore

I used to be a supporter of the nuclear codes but in all seriousness it's hilarious watching them crash and burn. We cannot let the codes get their dirty kike fingers on konald blunpfs

It's all unrelentingly stressful.. What happened with the Korean nuclear standoff?

I woke up the next morning they said that our Armada wasn't actually in North Korea but Australia. But last I knew Trump bussed out the entire congress to announce war...

get the fuck OFF my site and never post again, you low-tier reddit-using LEAF SHAREBLUE SHILL

Please, no meat touching ma'am

Why are you so vitriolic? I just want off the ride man. It's not fun anymore to me.
You're welcome to stay on it. I just want out of this timeline. You can stay

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The leaf is right, this cabinet is a shitfest

Is anyone worried about how trump has made a shitting of changes in his cabinet?

When political leaders juggle around cabinet picks like that it shows how inexperienced or incompetent they truly are

why are you such a cuck crybaby timbit-shoveling, double-double guzzling, duck-monied commune with a ski instructor as your leader, you whiny fuck? I cannot wait for the Day of the Rake where we bag & burn your kind to make room for a connecting state right through the Yukon you fucking squander you muzzie-loving bitchboy.

I like it.

FFS you shills nee to up your game......this is pathetic and makes me long for the days of THE CHAN. Not this BS......fuck man try harder.

I thought I loved chaos. I live near a military base and I freak out sometimes at night thinking that I could wake up to war at any moment.

He's not a reality TV star, fag. He's an accomplished business mogul who at one time was on a TV show.

(((They))) don't like it when you criticise (((their))) president

Former FLUMPAL FRUMPSKIN supporter here, it's funny watching him crash and burn, but seriously we can't let this guy get TWO SCOOOOOOPPPPEEESSSSSS

>Be Leaf
>want off the ride

What is it with Leafs? Your president is about as faggy as they come and other than memes, nobody in America gives a fuck or considers themselves to be on any Leaf ride

Also legit question: does Spicer have a drinking problem?

>did porn with a goofball son and a sexy daughter
Do you know something that we don't, OP?

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>A fucking leaf

He's wearing a cast you mong.

Anyone who posts on this site without a proxy is an idiot IMO

>didn't get two scoops of ice cream
>wants off the ride

YOU GET TWO SCOOPS WHEN OUR PRESIDENT SAYS SO GODDAMNIT

Welcome to Sup Forums. Don't forget, you're here forever.

I use some random neighbor's wifi, does that count?

I DON'T WANT ANYMORE ICE CREAM
i HATE ICE CREAM NOW
I literally just am done I don't want this anymore. I don't I'm sick of it.

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I do the same. I actually use a proxy just to make sure they don't hire someone to sniff my packets

the best thing about this method is if you don't like your neighbor; you can just post CP and the FBI will do all the hard work for you

Please you fucking turbomong...... i was posting here when you were still trying to figure out if you were supposed to suck your own dick or if your moms was gonna do it for you.

Were you? I'm 29.

in the bush?

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feels good man

This show is fucking gay.

I've got to agree with you there. I mean, when I found out that he had TWO scoops, I knew it was bad. I mean, he had TWO SCOOPS, and everyone else only got ONE!

Not gonna lie, former nuclear codes supporter here. It's fucking hilarious watching the missiles crash and burn, but seriously guys we can't let these codes get their hands on Trump.