Why haven't you bleached your hair, white man?

Why haven't you bleached your hair, white man?

Bump

Cause I am not a queer that fakes my genetics.

Cuz Im not a fagola

Too lazy to do it regularly and frosted tips will forever be gay

i dont need it, nigger

Where are your Mickey Mouse shorts.

Who said anything about wanting to be a fake of anything?

Because this isnt 90s and I am not gay.

I'm not a homosexual Jewish pederast

because i don't want to go bald.

I bet you're a twink Milo follower, he only did it to try and make himself look less of a jew.
Only fags dye their hair, be proud of your natural hair color.

>wanting to become a faux-Aryan
yuck

why would i dye my hair? i don't even shampoo. Haven't used hair soap in like two years. Don't want to go bald.

Spot the closet virgins

Don't need to, because.. I'm actually white

Because I have beautiful strawberry blonde hair and don't want to look like a knock off slim shady?

that looks terrible

Because I don't waste time and money on hair color?

considering that you're gay, you can call me a virgin all day long. I take pride in having not been anally raped.

>implying red hair isn't genetically superior

Because I'm not Scandie fag

I don't desire everyone's constant attention.

Chicks have noticed me 10x more in the past two days of having it - chick that I was with all day today loved it

It's time to get B L E A C H E D, anons

shieeeet.... there's still wendys?

Nah irish are apes that got on an island before whites evolved to be perfects

Because Italians don't look good with blonde hair.

I like giving it not taking it

Because i needet to bleach my cockholstering asshole first, asshole

have fun while it lasts. by the time you're bald in a few years, you will never get pussy again, which is not to do with your baldness, but to do with your ensuing self worth issues.

I'm not a homosexual.

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>few years
months

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You're talking yourself out of not getting attention from girls lol

I did it once, and furthermore 23andme said I'm 83% less likely to go bald - all my family members have full hair

It's time to take the fascist platinum hair pill, user.

I'm glad your problems with women are behind you user

Gaining the attention of females does not come from a bottle of hair dye. You want the attention of females all you really have to do is speak to them, make eye contact, and ask them out. The only thing that comes from a bottle of hair dye is ... looking like a tennis ball, and prematurely going bald.

believe me, you have a lot less to lose by getting rejected than losing your hair.

oh look it's the over confident fag who likes to post pictures of himself

fags and whores dye their hair like only a degenerate would. the only 'acceptable' hair dying is when grandma gets a perm with the light blue.

Looks good user.

t. a girl

(Married so no tits. I'll see myself out.)

>White

>Why haven't you bleached your hair, white man?


Is it 1998 again?

Oh, is this dumb fashion trying to get meme'd back?

Because I already have blond hair